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MPREZIV · 2006-03-10, 12:35 PM

I found a "joke" thread on another local, "street racing" forum here, and found myself thoroughly appalled after but a short while, as the entire thread turned out to be nothing but red-neck, in-bred, goat f*cking fags telling un-funny racist jokes.

I thought to myself, "SECCS can do better than this dribble."

So, tell me a joke! Here, I'll start:

Guy walks into a Dr.'s office, un-announced, and storms directly in past reception to see the doctor. When he arrives in front of the practitioner, he removes his coat and hat, which reveals a giant toad growing out of the top of his skull!
"Dear God! How long have you had this odd growth!?" exclaims the Dr.

The toad says, "I woke up this morning, and there it was, coming out of my ass!"

2006-03-10, 12:35 PM	#1
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Somebody tell me a good joke. I found a "joke" thread on another local, "street racing" forum here, and found myself thoroughly appalled after but a short while, as the entire thread turned out to be nothing but red-neck, in-bred, goat fcking fags telling un-funny racist jokes. I thought to myself, "SECCS can do better than this dribble." So, tell me a joke! Here, I'll start: Guy walks into a Dr.'s office, un-announced, and storms directly in past reception to see the doctor. When he arrives in front of the practitioner, he removes his coat and hat, which reveals a giant toad growing out of the top of his skull! "Dear God! How long have you had this odd growth!?" exclaims the Dr. The toad says, "I woke up this morning, and there it was, coming out of my ass!" __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..."