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Ezdno · 2006-03-10, 12:48 PM

Ok this Mid 40s couple goes to Jamaica on vacation, and while walking the streets looking at shops they stop in this leather shop to see what the goods are. The owner says in his Jamaican dialect.....halo maan can I help wit somthin, The couple just looks around, and the wife asks about this pair of sandals in the display. the shop owners says....aw dem sandals are magic...put dem on and your sex life will never be da same..... So intrigued about the sandals, and not believing a word the owner said, they buy the sandals, she hands them to her husband and says here put these on....

Immediately after putting them on, the husband has an over whelming sensation and grabs the store owner flips him around a bends him over.......

The shop clerks is screaming......YOU GOT DEM ON DA WRONG FEET YOU GOT DEM ON DA WRONG FEET!!!!!!

2006-03-10, 12:48 PM	#2
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	Ok this Mid 40s couple goes to Jamaica on vacation, and while walking the streets looking at shops they stop in this leather shop to see what the goods are. The owner says in his Jamaican dialect.....halo maan can I help wit somthin, The couple just looks around, and the wife asks about this pair of sandals in the display. the shop owners says....aw dem sandals are magic...put dem on and your sex life will never be da same..... So intrigued about the sandals, and not believing a word the owner said, they buy the sandals, she hands them to her husband and says here put these on.... Immediately after putting them on, the husband has an over whelming sensation and grabs the store owner flips him around a bends him over....... The shop clerks is screaming......YOU GOT DEM ON DA WRONG FEET YOU GOT DEM ON DA WRONG FEET!!!!!! __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!