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MPREZIV · 2006-06-07, 11:15 AM

Two fellas find their seats on an airplane to Pittsburg, when each looks over and notices that the other has a BIG black eye!
"What a coincidence!" exclaims one of the passengers. "If I may ask, how'd you get YOUR black eye?"
"It was a simple Fruedian (sp?) slip. I was at the ticket counter, and there was a beautiful girl behind the counter with LARGE breasts. I couldn't take my eye off them, and when I meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburg, I accidentally said 'Tittsburg', so she socked me one! How about you?"
Mine was a slip of the tonge as well! I was at the breakfast table with my wife this morning, and I meant to ask her to pass the sugar, but I accidentally said, 'You've ruined my life you large bottomed, self-centered bitch!' "

2006-06-07, 11:15 AM	#28
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Two fellas find their seats on an airplane to Pittsburg, when each looks over and notices that the other has a BIG black eye! "What a coincidence!" exclaims one of the passengers. "If I may ask, how'd you get YOUR black eye?" "It was a simple Fruedian (sp?) slip. I was at the ticket counter, and there was a beautiful girl behind the counter with LARGE breasts. I couldn't take my eye off them, and when I meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburg, I accidentally said 'Tittsburg', so she socked me one! How about you?" Mine was a slip of the tonge as well! I was at the breakfast table with my wife this morning, and I meant to ask her to pass the sugar, but I accidentally said, 'You've ruined my life you large bottomed, self-centered bitch!' " __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."