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Originally Posted by sperry

Here's the solution:

Tyson: "Excuse me sir, you sound stressed. Are you a veteran of our nation's military?"
Old Man: *slides sleeve down to cover his Peace tat* "Hell yeah, back in 'Nam I was on Hill 55 with ol' White Feather. Me n' him were buds, matter of f****** fact."
Tyson: "Wow, so then you must have been in the Corps."
Old Man: "Nah, those f****** guys were real pansy ****** **** ******s. I had a f****** Green Beret, what a REAL f****** man wears."
Tyson: "So....you just hung out with Hathcock, huh?"
Old Man: "S***. I TAUGHT Gunny everything he knew about f****** shooting. We killed f****** Charlie all day in 'Nam, man."
Checker Dude: "That will be $34.75 sir. Do you need a bag for those diapers?"

Fixed.