Alright, it's far to serious here. I submit for your viewing/listening pleasure, Ill Mitch.
Check out more of his awesome pics:
http://www.illmitch.com/index.htm
I don't even remember where I heard about this guy, but a couple years ago, my friend Paige and I bought his CD. It's pure comedy gold. You can download one of his songs here:
http://www.illmitch.com/Store/Store2.htm