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Originally Posted by dknv
We had one of those in the backyard last week. Noise in the backyard about 3am, apparently he was looking for something to eat amongst the shrubbery. We think he or his friends have been back, too, because someone has gnawed down a tall plant since last week.
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If you find me all cammo painted, hiding in some bushes in your back yard, with a knife chenched in my teeth, don't be alarmed... just looking for your little friend... 
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