[MattR]

Some assclown scammer sent me this spam email today, to my surprise, he's using the name of the late-great Richard Burns for his scam. what a fucker. How random that they found a Subaru rally fan with their scam.

Attention Dearest,

Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Barr. Billy Collins,A
Solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Mr. Richard Burns a
National
of England, who used to be a Motor Sport Rally Racer herein after shall
be
referred to as myclient.On Saturday, 26 November 2005, Richard Burns
died
after severe illness. For verification,click on this link;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/moto...lly/4472642.sm

The deceased had a deposit with HSBC Bank of London, valued presently
at �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling which he did not
disclose
to anybody not even his own wife becausethree days before he made this
deposit,he caught his wife cheating and they were both planning for
divorce
before
his sudden death. Now, I seek your consent to present you as the
Bequest
WILL Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account
valued
at �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling can be paid to you. This
will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 30% to
you and 10% for charity organizations.

All necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as
the WILL beneficiary will be carefully worked out by me here in the
United Kingdom. All I require is your honest CO-OPERATION,
CONFIDENTIALITY
and
TRUST to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that
this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
you
from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently by
Email:
barrbillycollinsesq@yahoo.co.uk, with the following information below:

1. Your Full Name.
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number.
3. Your Contact Address.
4. Your Occupation.
5. Age.


This is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal
documents that you will use to apply to HSBC bank for the release and
subsequent transfer of the �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling
into
your
account.

Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.

Best Regards,

Barr. Billy Collins & Associate
Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes, UK