Personally I become skeptical the moment someone dogs on "racing against cones" after stating that they enjoy racing in a straight line.
But whatever. . .
Mr. Killer, you've gone about joining this community all wrong. Surely you could have discerned by reading through this thread that no one here is particularly inclined to participate in "bigger dick" dyno contests. . . Perhaps you should check out the Motorsports section of the forum and read some of the threads chronicling past autocross competitions and track days.