You just don't get it. I don't care what my car looks like as long as it goes around corners well. I was totally serious. Any money I can get out of it just goes back into it in the form of tires, motors or whatever. Heck, I've even thought about selling the STI and buying Scott's Frankensubbie, but think it may be cursed.
I had not had time to go look at what they were worth and have a life, so had not responded yet and I was honestly asking what they were worth to you. So, today, they are worth probably 100-200% more than what I would have said before you decided to be a smart ass. So, $150. Now put up or politely decline and move on.