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Old 2007-11-30, 11:12 PM   #1
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Don't rub your face.

http://www.tatermitts.com/

seen the commercial?
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Old 2007-11-30, 11:48 PM   #2
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That almost sounds like a disease. "Na I can't go outside today... damn tatermitts!"
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Old 2007-12-01, 10:28 PM   #3
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a set of those could turn a porno in to a gore flick.
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Old 2007-12-01, 11:06 PM   #4
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That almost sounds like a disease. "Na I can't go outside today... damn tatermitts!"

Ha. Good idea, though.
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Old 2007-12-02, 07:48 PM   #5
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I expected a masturbation joke out of at least 1 of you guys.
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I expected a masturbation joke out of at least 1 of you guys.
The fact that you even thought of that bothers me. A lot.
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Old 2007-12-03, 08:59 AM   #7
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I was close. . .
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Old 2007-12-03, 10:09 AM   #8
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I get the feeling these will show up in the next Saw movie.
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Old 2007-12-03, 01:21 PM   #9
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"there has been a small key surgically implanted in your left leg. You have 2 minutes to get the key... oh, and there are tatermitts glued to your hands."
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Old 2007-12-03, 01:36 PM   #10
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"there has been a small key surgically implanted in your left leg. You have 2 minutes to get the key... oh, and there are tatermitts glued to your hands."
"You have tatermits stitched to your hands, and here's 130hrs of the worlds best HD pron on infinite loop."
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Old 2007-12-03, 02:19 PM   #11
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"In front of you, you will see your 4 closest friends. You will notice that I have shaved their heads and painted a different colored ring on each. You must now play your friends heads to the beat of "...and justice for all" on expert. ...Oh, and you have tatermitts taped to your hands. You must complete the song before the xbox360 displays the red ring."
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Old 2007-12-03, 04:04 PM   #12
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"You have tatermits stitched to your hands, and here's 130hrs of the worlds best HD pron on infinite loop."
It's even in HD, dang.
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Old 2007-12-03, 04:19 PM   #13
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Is that a scene from Saw or a home remedy for wiener callouses?
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Old 2007-12-03, 04:22 PM   #14
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Is that a scene from Saw or a home remedy for wiener callouses?

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Old 2007-12-03, 04:26 PM   #15
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Is that a scene from Saw or a home remedy for wiener callouses?
Sound more like a "cause of" rather than "home remedy".
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Old 2007-12-04, 03:34 AM   #16
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This thread has gotten disturbing beyond description.
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Old 2007-12-04, 08:32 AM   #17
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you obviously have not visited http://um.no.com
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Old 2007-12-04, 05:27 PM   #18
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you obviously have not visited http://um.no.com
Hey, whats with the bad link?

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Old 2007-12-04, 05:55 PM   #19
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A link to 2girls1cup doesn't fly around here. People can find it on their own if they really want to, we don't need search engines caching the hyperlink.
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Old 2007-12-05, 09:21 AM   #20
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I wasn't linking to that site. It was a joke.
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I wasn't linking to that site. It was a joke.
Except by typing in the URL, you did link to it.
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Old 2007-12-05, 11:28 AM   #22
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the url that I typed would have taken someone to a 404error.
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the url that I typed would have taken someone to a 404error.
Unless the server redirects you to the root URL as most people with novelty sites like that do. But I didn't click on it 'cause I'd rather not get fired over it.
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Old 2007-12-05, 12:18 PM   #24
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Take away my gold star for today.
Meh, the OMG and WTF meters in the tuning thread redeemed you.
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