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ScottyS · 2006-07-24, 05:48 PM

So my brother and I are riding our MTB's along the shore of Tahoe having just finished the Marlette Flume trail enroute to Sand Harbour.

Then, we see this thing parked at an overlook. Pictures were mandatory.

This is a Harley Davidson Limited V-Tec Jaguar Type R Racing Lund NASCAR Saturn. Don't see them too often.

Notice how cleanly all the chrome trimmings are attached. Try to ignore the mass of wire coming out of the rear door sill area. Extra points for the Jag hood ornament, and I have no idea what that thing is just above the front license plate. Oh, are Mardi-Gras beads cool as long as they are on the wing(s)?

MattR · 2006-07-24, 06:03 PM

I saw that fool in Truckee one day, He wanted to talk to me about my car (or perhaps he wanted to ask me out). I laughed out loud and walked by him...He's a "Thuper" guy....

dknv · 2006-07-24, 06:04 PM

Oh my. I'm wondering what they must use that tow hook for?

Kevin M · 2006-07-24, 06:16 PM

Towing home his "kills" after he races for pinks... duh.

tysonK · 2006-07-24, 06:24 PM

cool

SteveM · 2006-07-24, 07:02 PM

Holy Crap... 2 wings! Can those Costco tires handle the downforce?

doubleurx · 2006-07-24, 07:13 PM

That car is awesome. I haven't seen it yet, but I'mm gonna start looking.

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-24, 07:36 PM

Zounds. That's a humdinger.

Duckie · 2006-07-25, 10:10 AM

I have talked with the owner and the car is a joke and a great one at that. Yes he is gay...and yes I am allowed to say that cause I am half gay so I can call someone gay without penalty =D.

sperry · 2006-07-25, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Duckie

I have talked with the owner and the car is a joke and a great one at that. Yes he is gay...and yes I am allowed to say that cause I am half gay so I can call someone gay without penalty =D.

"Half-gay"... I've never heard bi put that way.

khail19 · 2006-07-25, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

"Half-gay"... I've never heard bi put that way.

Me either, so can you be like 60/40 too? Or just half and half?

sperry · 2006-07-25, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by khail19

Me either, so can you be like 60/40 too? Or just half and half?

A 60/40 straight/gay ratio is known as "Metrosexual".

But seriously, everyone's gay, it's just a matter of scale. For example, I like Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan but I wouldn't hump a dude.

cody · 2006-07-25, 11:59 AM

I think I'd rather hump a dude than listen to Sarah Mclachlan.

MikeK · 2006-07-25, 12:10 PM

Gayer than half a bag of dicks?

dknv · 2006-07-25, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottyS

..This is a Harley Davidson Limited V-Tec Jaguar Type R Racing Lund NASCAR Saturn. Don't see them too often.

Question for Jeff Neilson: "what class would I be in?"

sperry · 2006-07-25, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

Gayer than half a bag of dicks?

Or, half as gay as a whole bag of dicks.

dknv · 2006-07-25, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

Gayer than half a bag of dicks?

I see a potential need for 'seccs-ipedia':
typo-er -- one who typos
gayer -- more gay than it was before; may be used in conjunction with 'bag of dicks'

khail19 · 2006-07-25, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

A 60/40 straight/gay ratio is known as "Metrosexual".

But seriously, everyone's gay, it's just a matter of scale. For example, I like Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan but I wouldn't hump a dude.

Crap, I like Tori Amos too. I think she's pretty hot though, so maybe I'm more like 75/25.

I'll see what my wife thinks about that.

khail19 · 2006-07-25, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cody

I think I'd rather hump a dude than listen to Sarah Mclachlan.

I'm not giving you a headlight anymore...

MattR · 2006-07-25, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by khail19

I'm not giving you a headlight anymore...

Is that code for something

Bob Danger · 2006-07-25, 02:59 PM

The wings need to be bigger, and it needs steel wheels that have been painted pink.

awesome joke though

cody · 2006-07-25, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

Is that code for something

LOL

Duckie · 2006-07-25, 03:24 PM

Even though I prefer women I am still classified as 50/50 just another thing to keep in mind in the criteria of how gay one is. Liking Kenny G is the only way to be more gay than straight yet still manage to not do guys btw. That ratio is 73 gay/27 straight and it is known as the G-ratio.

Nick Koan · 2006-07-25, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duckie

Even though I prefer women I am still classified as 50/50 just another thing to keep in mind in the criteria of how gay one is. Liking Kenny G is the only way to be more gay than straight yet still manage to not do guys btw. That ratio is 73 gay/27 straight and it is known as the G-ratio.

ScottyS · 2006-07-25, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Duckie

Liking Kenny G is the only way to be more gay than straight yet still manage to not do guys btw. That ratio is 73 gay/27 straight and it is known as the G-ratio.

Being one of the dudes in a Richard Simmons workout video might give that a run.

Funny that photos of this sort of automotive train wreck instantly spark a detailed discussion on the definition of gay, which, of course, it is.

Edit: oh good, the Anchorage airport net doesn't allow various email protocols, but at least it will deal with this...

2006-07-24, 05:48 PM	#1
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2006-07-24, 06:03 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I saw that fool in Truckee one day, He wanted to talk to me about my car (or perhaps he wanted to ask me out). I laughed out loud and walked by him...He's a "Thuper" guy.... __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-07-24, 06:16 PM	#4
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Towing home his "kills" after he races for pinks... duh. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

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tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	cool __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-07-24, 07:13 PM	#7
doubleurx EJ205 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Truckee Posts: 1,948	That car is awesome. I haven't seen it yet, but I'mm gonna start looking. __________________ Does it have a motor..............Does it have a motor?

2006-07-24, 06:04 PM	#3
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	Oh my. I'm wondering what they must use that tow hook for?

2006-07-24, 07:02 PM	#6
SteveM EJ22 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 148 Car: RED WRX Class: Spectator Mangia la mia polvere	Holy Crap... 2 wings! Can those Costco tires handle the downforce?

2006-07-24, 07:36 PM	#8
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	Zounds. That's a humdinger. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-07-25, 10:10 AM	#9
Duckie EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno Posts: 309	I have talked with the owner and the car is a joke and a great one at that. Yes he is gay...and yes I am allowed to say that cause I am half gay so I can call someone gay without penalty =D. __________________ quack

2006-07-25, 11:59 AM	#13
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	I think I'd rather hump a dude than listen to Sarah Mclachlan. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-07-25, 12:10 PM	#14
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Gayer than half a bag of dicks?

2006-07-25, 02:59 PM	#21
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	The wings need to be bigger, and it needs steel wheels that have been painted pink. awesome joke though __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-07-25, 03:24 PM	#23
Duckie EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno Posts: 309	Even though I prefer women I am still classified as 50/50 just another thing to keep in mind in the criteria of how gay one is. Liking Kenny G is the only way to be more gay than straight yet still manage to not do guys btw. That ratio is 73 gay/27 straight and it is known as the G-ratio. __________________ quack

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