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i can has kart?
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: CA
Posts: 1,228
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Mowing the lawn for the first time this year. Looking at the forcast for this weekend, I should not be making it snow. Next I'll be off to more hunny dues so that I can play this weekend.
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Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: sitting next to a big yellow box
Posts: 3,589
Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS
Class: 05 TDSP
No, I won't work on your car. F* your car
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I had a drink called a "Lawn-mower" once. It's Vodka and Wheatgrass juice. IIRC, Homer Simpson invented it...
That's all I got.
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..." |
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
Posts: 7,751
Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
Class: TESP
OMG Internet!
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Mowed mine Monday. I need a new blade.
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
Posts: 7,751
Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
Class: TESP
OMG Internet!
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hunny dues?
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
Master Slurper.
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Hunny DO's. Like from a womans mouth "Hunny do this, Hunny do that, Hunny why don't you make love to me anymore?" Wait...
I don't have to mow lawns! HOA! But actually now that I think about it, maybe this will make my damn roommates clean up their dogs damn poop. He's only a fucking beagle, it's not like he's droppin king size Baby Ruth's n shit.
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"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" |
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
Posts: 7,751
Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
Class: TESP
OMG Internet!
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
Master Slurper.
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For some reason ever since I posted in here, I got that song "breakin the law" in my head. Only it's going "mowin the lawn, mowin the lawn. Mowin the lawn, mowin the laaaaaaawn."
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"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" |
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 8,642
Car: 2015 Mazda 3
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I've always been tempted to try that. How was it?
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 4,446
Car: 2004WRX
Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter
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Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: sitting next to a big yellow box
Posts: 3,589
Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS
Class: 05 TDSP
No, I won't work on your car. F* your car
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Horrible! Prarie Fire is MUCH better: 1/2 Vodka, 1/2 Hot Sauce of your choice.
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..." |
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
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warehouse SECCS
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal...
Posts: 6,253
Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac
Class: street de le mod
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I have to buy a new blade my mower dies going through almost anything remotely thick.
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Anjali? Anjali? |
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i can has kart?
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: CA
Posts: 1,228
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Finished the lawn, trimmed some trees, sprayed off the deck, washed and waxed both the Jeep and Subaru. Guessing she'll give me shit for not vacuuming the house. I think its time for a beer.
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 4,446
Car: 2004WRX
Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter
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^ a beer and some peroxide for those whip marks on your back.
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"A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin |
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Nightwalker
Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oshkosh, WI
Posts: 4,063
Car: '13 WRX
YGBSM
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Just get out the big file and sharpen it up.
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
Posts: 7,751
Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
Class: TESP
OMG Internet!
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Make sure after sharpening it that it's still balanced (hang it from a string).
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EJ205
Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: RNO
Posts: 2,367
Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra
Class: tvFree
Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.
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Don't forget to post the dyno chart as well.
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warehouse SECCS
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal...
Posts: 6,253
Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac
Class: street de le mod
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Bah, my dad ruining clearing brush/rocks in the backyard last summer. It has huge chips in notched out of it.
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Señor Cheap Bastarde
Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003
Location: $99 Tire Store
Posts: 9,294
Car: $.04 STI
Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI
Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.
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Also, check your air filter. after tundra mowing, they are often very bad.
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
The way out is through
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I wish there was a way to mark a thread so new posts in it don't highlight it as unread.
I'd use that feature on this thread.
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Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints? |
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
Master Slurper.
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What about Black Snake Moan? That was one of my fav's.
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
Posts: 7,751
Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
Class: TESP
OMG Internet!
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warehouse SECCS
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal...
Posts: 6,253
Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac
Class: street de le mod
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I'm not buying a bench grinder.
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
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I think cuz he's an admin or THE admin he gets emails on all new replies right?
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"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" |
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 4,446
Car: 2004WRX
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^That would make him a masochist.
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