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Old 2007-04-25, 09:11 AM   #1
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Mowing the lawn for the first time this year. Looking at the forcast for this weekend, I should not be making it snow. Next I'll be off to more hunny dues so that I can play this weekend.

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Old 2007-04-25, 09:16 AM   #2
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I had a drink called a "Lawn-mower" once. It's Vodka and Wheatgrass juice. IIRC, Homer Simpson invented it...




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Old 2007-04-25, 10:05 AM   #3
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:06 AM   #4
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hunny dues?
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:10 AM   #5
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Hunny DO's. Like from a womans mouth "Hunny do this, Hunny do that, Hunny why don't you make love to me anymore?" Wait...

I don't have to mow lawns! HOA! But actually now that I think about it, maybe this will make my damn roommates clean up their dogs damn poop. He's only a fucking beagle, it's not like he's droppin king size Baby Ruth's n shit.
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:22 AM   #6
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Thanks for clarifying.
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:27 AM   #7
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For some reason ever since I posted in here, I got that song "breakin the law" in my head. Only it's going "mowin the lawn, mowin the lawn. Mowin the lawn, mowin the laaaaaaawn."
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:49 AM   #8
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I had a drink called a "Lawn-mower" once. It's Vodka and Wheatgrass juice. IIRC, Homer Simpson invented it...




That's all I got.
I've always been tempted to try that. How was it?
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:03 AM   #9
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Hunny DO's. Like from a womans mouth "Hunny do this, Hunny do that, Hunny why don't you make love to me anymore?" Wait...

I don't have to mow lawns! HOA! But actually now that I think about it, maybe this will make my damn roommates clean up their dogs damn poop. He's only a fucking beagle, it's not like he's droppin king size Baby Ruth's n shit.
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For some reason ever since I posted in here, I got that song "breakin the law" in my head. Only it's going "mowin the lawn, mowin the lawn. Mowin the lawn, mowin the laaaaaaawn."
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:18 AM   #10
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I've always been tempted to try that. How was it?
Horrible! Prarie Fire is MUCH better: 1/2 Vodka, 1/2 Hot Sauce of your choice.
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:54 AM   #11
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Horrible! Prarie Fire is MUCH better: 1/2 Vodka, 1/2 Hot Sauce of your choice.
Woooow.
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Old 2007-04-25, 12:42 PM   #12
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I have to buy a new blade my mower dies going through almost anything remotely thick.
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Old 2007-04-25, 04:39 PM   #13
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Finished the lawn, trimmed some trees, sprayed off the deck, washed and waxed both the Jeep and Subaru. Guessing she'll give me shit for not vacuuming the house. I think its time for a beer.
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Old 2007-04-25, 09:39 PM   #14
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^ a beer and some peroxide for those whip marks on your back.
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I have to buy a new blade my mower dies going through almost anything remotely thick.
Just get out the big file and sharpen it up.
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Make sure after sharpening it that it's still balanced (hang it from a string).
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Old 2007-04-26, 11:07 AM   #17
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Make sure after sharpening it that it's still balanced (hang it from a string).
Don't forget to post the dyno chart as well.
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Old 2007-04-26, 01:13 PM   #18
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Just get out the big file and sharpen it up.
Bah, my dad ruining clearing brush/rocks in the backyard last summer. It has huge chips in notched out of it.
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Old 2007-04-26, 02:27 PM   #19
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Bah, my dad ruining clearing brush/rocks in the backyard last summer. It has huge chips in notched out of it.
Bench grinder... It is good to have a "tundra" blade and a good blade.

Also, check your air filter. after tundra mowing, they are often very bad.
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I wish there was a way to mark a thread so new posts in it don't highlight it as unread.

I'd use that feature on this thread.
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Old 2007-04-26, 02:37 PM   #21
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What about Black Snake Moan? That was one of my fav's.
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Old 2007-04-26, 04:15 PM   #22
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I'd use that feature on this thread.
You could just not click on it.
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Old 2007-04-26, 04:41 PM   #24
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You could just not click on it.
I think cuz he's an admin or THE admin he gets emails on all new replies right?
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