This guy kicks ass! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MattR · 2008-05-20, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rgj.com

A man was floating down the Truckee River and defied Reno Fire Department requests to get out before standing pantless on a rock in the river this morning near Idlewild Park.

Eventually a fire department swimmer got him and brought him out at the Booth Street Bridge and the man, whose name was not immediately available, was taken to Renown Regional Medical Center for observation.

The fire department got the call of the man in the river about 8 a.m. It appears he was floating in the river and his life did not appear to be in jeopardy.

Wearing an anti-drug DARE t-shirt, the man climbed onto a rock west of the Booth Street Bridge and was pantless for several minutes

My hero for the day. I love the Dare t shirt. hahaha

Nick Koan · 2008-05-20, 01:49 PM

When I read that article this morning, all I could think was "Well, that DARE T-shirt didn't help much

sperry · 2008-05-20, 01:50 PM

"DARE to show your wang to kids"?

They should have used a taser.

MattR · 2008-05-20, 01:54 PM

He was just going for a morning swim...probably trying to shake off an acid trip or something, give the guy a break.

Nick Koan · 2008-05-20, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

He was just going for a morning swim...probably trying to shake off an acid trip or something, give the guy a break.

Should have used an alka seltzer in a double shot of tequila instead.

Kunikos · 2008-05-20, 02:31 PM

Either that or he got caught trying to have sex with some livestock and ran away without his pants, and then ended up in the river hiding, then took a water nap

tysonK · 2008-05-20, 03:06 PM

I saw Robby wearing a DARE t-shirt at the last meet.

sybir · 2008-05-20, 03:34 PM

I just figured Khamis must have called in sick.

sperry · 2008-05-20, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sybir

I just figured Khamis must have called in sick.

Actually, in his department it's acceptable just to call in "pantsless". They're rather understanding over there.

sybir · 2008-05-20, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Actually, in his department it's acceptable just to call in "pantsless". They're rather understanding over there.

"understanding" or "afraid he'll call their bluff"?

M3n2c3 · 2008-05-20, 09:18 PM

It's a good thing it was morning, otherwise he might have sunburned his junk!

2008-05-20, 01:49 PM	#2
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	When I read that article this morning, all I could think was "Well, that DARE T-shirt didn't help much __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-05-20, 01:50 PM	#3
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	"DARE to show your wang to kids"? They should have used a taser. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-05-20, 01:54 PM	#4
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	He was just going for a morning swim...probably trying to shake off an acid trip or something, give the guy a break. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-05-20, 02:31 PM	#6
Kunikos EJ22 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: QT3 Forums Posts: 213 Car: Three-Dead-Hooker-Trunk Devilmobile Xfire: Kunikos	Either that or he got caught trying to have sex with some livestock and ran away without his pants, and then ended up in the river hiding, then took a water nap __________________ "What can change the nature of a man?" - Ravel Puzzlewell

2008-05-20, 03:06 PM	#7
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	I saw Robby wearing a DARE t-shirt at the last meet. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2008-05-20, 03:34 PM	#8
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	I just figured Khamis must have called in sick. __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2008-05-20, 09:18 PM	#11
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	It's a good thing it was morning, otherwise he might have sunburned his junk! __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

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