2007-05-15, 11:41 AM | #1 |
Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
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No, I won't work on your car. F* your car
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Don't lift your Titan...
'Cause your steering rack will snap in half!
A customer of ours brought his lifted Titan in yesterday for a "ticking noise" and when we were driving it into the shop there was a loud SNAP, and a bunch of red fluid on the ground under the front of the truck... the severe angle of the tie rods from the crappy lift on the truck stressed out the rack, and it broke in the center at one of the case joints! Lift kit = Voided Warranty! Funny thing is, the customer is a BIG A-hole EVERY time he comes in to service, so I call this Karma...
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2007-05-15, 11:49 AM | #2 |
EJ207
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Master Slurper.
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lo.ld.
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2007-05-15, 12:10 PM | #3 |
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Yay karma! And yay for Cory gettign shop rates to fix it!
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2007-05-15, 12:17 PM | #4 |
El Matador
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Ok. I won't spend $$$$$ to turn my truck into a piece of shit.
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2007-05-15, 01:13 PM | #5 |
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A more wise phrase has never been typed, Sir!
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2007-05-15, 01:55 PM | #6 |
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Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Minden, Nv.
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Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
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Howabout this one, "You get what you pay for?"
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2007-05-15, 02:02 PM | #7 |
EJ22T
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Your autocross car is the exception that proves the rule then?
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2007-05-15, 02:51 PM | #8 |
EJ251
Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005
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Pretty much
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2007-05-15, 03:02 PM | #9 | |
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2007-05-15, 03:14 PM | #10 |
The Doink
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The way out is through
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Ever notice those big, black tire marks on the center divider of the road...
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2007-05-15, 04:47 PM | #11 |
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Except for the fact that they are covering it under warranty, because someone crashed the last vehicle he brought in.
So this means there is no Karma, which means Buddhism is crap.
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2007-05-15, 05:10 PM | #12 |
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You might as well strike Hinduism and all the other Dharmic religions too.
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2007-05-15, 05:47 PM | #13 |
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Ah, but this could be negative karma for Nissan for not covering some poor kid with a 350Z for something last month.
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2007-05-16, 06:41 AM | #14 |
Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
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Yeah, the dumbass svc. writer felt bad for the guy, so he covered it under warranty... Luckily, it was on the other team, so I didn't end up fixing it! Yay for me!
If it HAD snapped on the freeway, it would have been hairy, but a *fair* driver would have been able to keep it under control. It was REALLY hard to steer, but do-able.
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2007-05-16, 09:05 AM | #15 |
EJ207
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2007-05-16, 09:33 AM | #16 |
EJ22T
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Crap, I am totally throwing the Buddhist universe out of whack... I was always very kind to my rats and now my dog.
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2007-05-16, 09:25 PM | #17 |
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If I thought I had to go through another life, I'd kill myself.
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2007-05-16, 10:17 PM | #18 |
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Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005
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"Kids are ruining autocross."
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Groundhog Day, anyone?
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