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JonnydaJibba · 2006-08-31, 01:06 PM

When you walk into your works bathroom to blow your nose, see that a stall has it's door open, you open it......and a fellow co worker is sitting there taking a shit.

Wow.

I don't think things between this guy and I will be weird at all now.

This was my first signifigantly embarrassing moment since working here...and I hope my last.

I'm going to go warsh my eyes out with Acetone.

Kevin M · 2006-08-31, 01:16 PM

You know what sucks more? Walking into the bathroom, pushing open a stall door... and finding two of your coworkers...

Qualifying statement- AFAIK, none of us are going to find two hot wimmenz together in the men's room, which would not suck one bit.

MikeK · 2006-08-31, 01:17 PM

"Who does number 2 work for!!?!"

JonnydaJibba · 2006-08-31, 01:18 PM

Hahahaha, qualifying statement lawlz.

M3n2c3 · 2006-08-31, 04:46 PM

You know what sucks EVEN more? Being the guy in the stall.

Or in Kevin's case, one of the two guys.

Kevin M · 2006-08-31, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3

You know what sucks EVEN more? Being the guy in the stall.

Or in Kevin's case, one of the two guys.

Ouch... well, I guess I left the door open for that one.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-09-01, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Ouch... well, I guess I left the door open for that one.

Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?!

sperry · 2006-09-01, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?!

Is she hot?

Also, I got a roommate that's in the business of importing women... I can ask him.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-09-01, 11:55 AM

Haha, I dunno. But she said that it doesn't matter if I like her or not. If they show immigration that I am her fiance (which I wouldn't actually be) then she can become legal in 3 months. At which time I can ditch her or I can mooch off of her $69/hour makin ass.

It was awkward.

Kevin M · 2006-09-01, 11:56 AM

Do I dare ask what job pays $69 per hour?

JonnydaJibba · 2006-09-01, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?!

Nah, I shouldn't tell you.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2006-09-01, 12:05 PM

Write up a contract giving you a portion of her earnings if you get engaged/married. Call it your contracting fee.

She should have cash to spare at $69/hour.

Kevin M · 2006-09-01, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Nah, I shouldn't tell you.

Fine, be that way, fucker!

sybir · 2006-09-01, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Also, I got a roommate that's in the business of importing women... I can ask him.

Bob Danger · 2006-09-01, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?!

If you get married your insurance will drop.

JC · 2006-09-01, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Haha, I dunno. But she said that it doesn't matter if I like her or not. If they show immigration that I am her fiance (which I wouldn't actually be) then she can become legal in 3 months. At which time I can ditch her or I can mooch off of her $69/hour makin ass.

It was awkward.

Don't you have a gf? I'm sure she would love that.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-09-02, 11:11 AM

She told me to do it...

For the dolla dolla bills not the girl.

Bob Danger · 2006-09-02, 02:00 PM

Ralph can legally marry you two, he took the on line course.

M3n2c3 · 2006-09-02, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

Ralph can legally marry you two, he took the on line course.

That frightens me.

Ezdno · 2006-09-02, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?!

When I was building skiis for Hexcel we had two co-workers get mail order brides from the philippines, one guy was like 50 I think, he got an actual catalog, took an 18yr old prom queen...and is still married with kids, the other took the cash and after 6 months dumped his new woman...They each got 5k for marrying them, I was offered that deal, but had the hots for some dumb blonde at the time.

Bob Danger · 2006-09-03, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ezdno

When I was building skiis for Hexcel we had two co-workers get mail order brides from the philippines, one guy was like 50 I think, he got an actual catalog, took an 18yr old prom queen...and is still married with kids, the other took the cash and after 6 months dumped his new woman...They each got 5k for marrying them, I was offered that deal, but had the hots for some dumb blonde at the time.

Wait what? I can get paid for marring some girl from the philippines? I may have to became a polygamist.

Libila · 2006-09-04, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

Ralph can legally marry you two, he took the on line course.

BWAhahah!

JonnydaJibba · 2006-09-05, 07:26 AM

Can I marry one then get rid of her, take the 5k, rinse, lather and repeat?

M3n2c3 · 2006-09-05, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Can I marry one then get rid of her, take the 5k, rinse, lather and repeat?

If I were religious, I'd say that depends on whether you're comfortable with the thought of a burning eternity in hell

GC8.Love · 2006-09-06, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

She told me to do it...

For the dolla dolla bills not the girl.

Srsly.

One of Lonnie's coworkers wants to get legal and I gather Lonnie talked him into paying me $5k to marry him...

Course, there goes sentimentality out the window, but..

2006-08-31, 01:06 PM	#1
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	you know what sucks When you walk into your works bathroom to blow your nose, see that a stall has it's door open, you open it......and a fellow co worker is sitting there taking a shit. Wow. I don't think things between this guy and I will be weird at all now. This was my first signifigantly embarrassing moment since working here...and I hope my last. I'm going to go warsh my eyes out with Acetone. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-31, 01:16 PM	#2
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	You know what sucks more? Walking into the bathroom, pushing open a stall door... and finding two of your coworkers... Qualifying statement- AFAIK, none of us are going to find two hot wimmenz together in the men's room, which would not suck one bit. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-08-31, 01:18 PM	#4
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Hahahaha, qualifying statement lawlz. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-31, 04:46 PM	#5
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	You know what sucks EVEN more? Being the guy in the stall. Or in Kevin's case, one of the two guys. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-09-01, 11:55 AM	#9
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Haha, I dunno. But she said that it doesn't matter if I like her or not. If they show immigration that I am her fiance (which I wouldn't actually be) then she can become legal in 3 months. At which time I can ditch her or I can mooch off of her $69/hour makin ass. It was awkward. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-31, 01:17 PM	#3
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	"Who does number 2 work for!!?!"

2006-09-01, 11:56 AM	#10
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Do I dare ask what job pays $69 per hour? __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-09-01, 12:05 PM	#12
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	Write up a contract giving you a portion of her earnings if you get engaged/married. Call it your contracting fee. She should have cash to spare at $69/hour. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2006-09-02, 11:11 AM	#17
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	She told me to do it... For the dolla dolla bills not the girl. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-09-02, 02:00 PM	#18
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Ralph can legally marry you two, he took the on line course. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-09-05, 07:26 AM	#23
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Can I marry one then get rid of her, take the 5k, rinse, lather and repeat? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

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