Funny Craigslist ad - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

khail19 · 2009-11-30, 09:07 PM

I was reading this ad (no easy feat) and it's just cracking me up. One very long sentence.

http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1489315370.html

tysonK · 2009-11-30, 09:21 PM

IM THINKIN ABOUT CALLN HIM.

and also the competition:

http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1488804732.html

ScottyS · 2009-12-01, 10:03 AM

NO I THINK YOU IS TRIPPEN

BOO · 2009-12-03, 12:05 PM

Kind of OT But:
http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/1492939857.html

cody · 2009-12-03, 04:32 PM

BOO · 2009-12-10, 10:21 PM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1504861805.html

~*~*~*~*~JUST REPLACED ALL AXLE, BRAKES, AND SUSPENSION~*~*~*~*~

I have a 2003 subaru impreza RS (Rally Sport) which is VERY RARE.
it has a manual 5 speed transmission with 2.5 liter V-4 that puts out 165 HP.. it is the SAME MOTOR AS AN STi BUT WITHOUT THE TURBO!
(This car is actually a V-4, not an INLINE 4, so it can be twin turbo'd with ease).
We installed a NEW CLUTCH just a few months ago.
The car is an ALL WHEEL DRIVE (AWD) so it handles great in the snow and rain. Perfect for the upcoming winter.
It has a SPORT/SHORT shifter with an STi shift knob which smooths quick and easy.
It also has a WRX spoiler with LED brake lights.
The car has a maroon paint job with a bunch of carbon fiber parts:
CARBON FIBER hood.
CARBON FIBER side mirrors with LED turn signals.
And a very clean black interior with CARBON FIBER TRIMS that match the exterior parts.
The interior doesnt have any rips or scratches at all!! the car also has a 6 CD in-dash changer and an aftermarket stereo under passenger seat which i will leave in the car.
It has LEGAL limo mirror tints in the back.. ONLY 101,xxx MILES!!!! great for rain and snow.. NO CHAINS REQUIRED!!

KELLY'S BLUEBOOK VALUES are suggested retail value: $10,000 and private party value $8,000
I am selling for only $7500 OBO

I am willing toTRADE for an AUTOMATIC transmission FOUR DOOR car ONLY..
**cars with TURBO or HYBRID preferred**
car has to be 98 or NEWER with LESS than +/-110xxx

call/text 650 834 0333

•Location: OR BEST OFFER
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1504861805

khail19 · 2009-12-10, 11:15 PM

Wow, a V-4 motor in an RS. That is super rare!

Anyone know how much a twin turbo kit goes for?

WRX06TR · 2009-12-10, 11:36 PM

Wow I never knew the RS motor was the same motor as the STi's without a turbo!!! I'm wasting a lot of money buying one!

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-12-11, 08:45 AM

This guy has really educated me. His super rare RS stands for Rally Sport while all the other ones stand for Regular Stuff. This car is mAdTyte USDM with its V4.

Nick Koan · 2009-12-11, 08:46 AM

You can twin turbo anything.

cody · 2009-12-11, 08:47 AM

Nice find.

sperry · 2009-12-11, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan

You can twin turbo anything.

...with nipples. You can twin turbo anything with nipples.

sybir · 2009-12-12, 10:07 AM

I have nipples - could you twin-turbo me, Focker?

Jeikun · 2009-12-12, 02:43 PM

yes.

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-12-23, 08:43 AM

This ad had me cracking up.

http://reno.craigslist.org/for/1497055616.html

cody · 2009-12-29, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

This ad had me cracking up.

http://reno.craigslist.org/for/1497055616.html

Ha! I wonder what sort of offers he's received.

BOO · 2010-01-24, 12:18 PM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/1568234659.html

i have my 1994 Toyota Pickup Xtra Cab 5 Speed Clean Title, comes with new cathalic, good tires excellent running conditions, please only serious buyer...
650-921=2073
Mileage: 170,000
Engine: V6 3.0 Liter
Transmission: 5 Speed Manual
Drivetrain: 4WD
AM/FM Stereo
Power Steering
Single Compact Disc
Bed Liner
Cruise Control
Sliding Rear Window
CARFAX AVAILABLE ALSO,TO CHECK THE HISTORY..

I'm buying this truck because it is religious.... It comes with a "Catholic"

sperry · 2010-01-24, 12:20 PM

Misspell "catalytic" just right and I'm sure "catholic" is what the spell checker changes it to.

moose · 2010-01-24, 01:07 PM

I was looking up some cars a awhile back and saw a guy selling a 240sx saying that the "Cadillac" converter was bad. lol

Nick Koan · 2010-01-24, 02:13 PM

Stupid cadillac converter hasn't turned my car into a Cadillac yet... damn.

Kevin M · 2010-01-24, 02:15 PM

I guess it works for Tyson though. Keep trying!

100_Percent_Juice · 2010-01-25, 10:49 AM

Anybody wanna buy a demon possessed TV?

http://reno.craigslist.org/ele/1568884778.html

BOO · 2010-07-10, 03:29 PM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1836342315.html

Sup Niggas This classy ass donk goes dumbass hard. Only thug niggas Rock the scrapes. Its too fresh and i love this shit, but rents doo and im too through with the landlord. on another note its rocking dumbass knock with the 3 12"s in the back. So all the hoochi mamas know where the breadmaker is. Grill speaker included too. You wont get caked by the haters cuz this shit too fresh. Also rockin the 22' chromeos. Fresh ass shit. Holla at me but only before 8 cuz i gotta see my babys mama. (415) xxx-xxxx

dknv · 2010-07-10, 04:42 PM

^ Good gosh.
'WET CANDY PAINT SCRAPPER ON DUBS!!! WITH SLAP IN TRUNK'

Need translation.

MPREZIV · 2010-07-12, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dknv

^ Good gosh.
'WET CANDY PAINT SCRAPPER ON DUBS!!! WITH SLAP IN TRUNK'

Need translation.

"WET CANDY PAINT"
High gloss two-stage paint. So freshly applied that one might believe it hasn't dried.

"SCRAPPER ON DUBS"
Miss-spelling of "scraper", which is a term used for a generally mid-80's to mid-90's GM mid-line luxury sedan, (i.e. Buick, Oldsmobile). Soft suspension, coupled with Dubs, (20" wheels) often cause both the tires to 'scrape' the inside of the fenders, and the bumpers and fenders to scrape the ground / curbs while their driver's perform illegal stunt shows.

"WITH SLAP IN THE TRUNK"
Over-size, high power stereo sub-woofers, that generally make the entire car rattle from the outside.

"Ebonics" translations brought to you by your friendly neighborhood half-black guy!

2009-11-30, 09:07 PM	#1
khail19 EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,769 Car: 2016 VW GTI Meets? We have meets?	Funny Craigslist ad I was reading this ad (no easy feat) and it's just cracking me up. One very long sentence. http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1489315370.html

2009-11-30, 09:21 PM	#2
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	IM THINKIN ABOUT CALLN HIM. and also the competition: http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1488804732.html __________________ Anjali? Anjali? Last edited by tysonK; 2009-11-30 at 09:25 PM.

2009-12-01, 10:03 AM	#3
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	NO I THINK YOU IS TRIPPEN __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2009-12-03, 12:05 PM	#4
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	Kind of OT But: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/1492939857.html __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2009-12-03, 04:32 PM	#5
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	__________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-12-10, 10:21 PM	#6
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	Funny CL ad/ v4 not inline 4 engine!!!! http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1504861805.html ~~~~~JUST REPLACED ALL AXLE, BRAKES, AND SUSPENSION~~~~~ I have a 2003 subaru impreza RS (Rally Sport) which is VERY RARE. it has a manual 5 speed transmission with 2.5 liter V-4 that puts out 165 HP.. it is the SAME MOTOR AS AN STi BUT WITHOUT THE TURBO! (This car is actually a V-4, not an INLINE 4, so it can be twin turbo'd with ease). We installed a NEW CLUTCH just a few months ago. The car is an ALL WHEEL DRIVE (AWD) so it handles great in the snow and rain. Perfect for the upcoming winter. It has a SPORT/SHORT shifter with an STi shift knob which smooths quick and easy. It also has a WRX spoiler with LED brake lights. The car has a maroon paint job with a bunch of carbon fiber parts: CARBON FIBER hood. CARBON FIBER side mirrors with LED turn signals. And a very clean black interior with CARBON FIBER TRIMS that match the exterior parts. The interior doesnt have any rips or scratches at all!! the car also has a 6 CD in-dash changer and an aftermarket stereo under passenger seat which i will leave in the car. It has LEGAL limo mirror tints in the back.. ONLY 101,xxx MILES!!!! great for rain and snow.. NO CHAINS REQUIRED!! KELLY'S BLUEBOOK VALUES are suggested retail value: $10,000 and private party value $8,000 I am selling for only $7500 OBO I am willing toTRADE for an AUTOMATIC transmission FOUR DOOR car ONLY.. cars with TURBO or HYBRID preferred car has to be 98 or NEWER with LESS than +/-110xxx call/text 650 834 0333 •Location: OR BEST OFFER •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1504861805 __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2009-12-10, 11:15 PM	#7
khail19 EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,769 Car: 2016 VW GTI Meets? We have meets?	Wow, a V-4 motor in an RS. That is super rare! Anyone know how much a twin turbo kit goes for?

2009-12-10, 11:36 PM	#8
WRX06TR EJ251 Real Name: Nick P Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 881 Car: 2005 STi Class: MadtyteTunerBro! Back to the studio!	Wow I never knew the RS motor was the same motor as the STi's without a turbo!!! I'm wasting a lot of money buying one!

2009-12-11, 08:45 AM	#9
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	This guy has really educated me. His super rare RS stands for Rally Sport while all the other ones stand for Regular Stuff. This car is mAdTyte USDM with its V4. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-12-11, 08:46 AM	#10
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	You can twin turbo anything. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2009-12-11, 08:47 AM	#11
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Nice find. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-12-12, 10:07 AM	#13
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	I have nipples - could you twin-turbo me, Focker? __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2009-12-12, 02:43 PM	#14
Jeikun EJ22 Real Name: Jake Niedle Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Damonte Ranch Posts: 427 Car: 2006 WRX Limited Class: little to none	yes. __________________ Cook bacon in your underwear. It adds danger to breakfast and makes you feel like you are welding. - Juice

2009-12-23, 08:43 AM	#15
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	This ad had me cracking up. http://reno.craigslist.org/for/1497055616.html __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2010-01-24, 12:18 PM	#17
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/1568234659.html i have my 1994 Toyota Pickup Xtra Cab 5 Speed Clean Title, comes with new cathalic, good tires excellent running conditions, please only serious buyer... 650-921=2073 Mileage: 170,000 Engine: V6 3.0 Liter Transmission: 5 Speed Manual Drivetrain: 4WD AM/FM Stereo Power Steering Single Compact Disc Bed Liner Cruise Control Sliding Rear Window CARFAX AVAILABLE ALSO,TO CHECK THE HISTORY.. I'm buying this truck because it is religious.... It comes with a "Catholic" __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2010-01-24, 12:20 PM	#18
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Misspell "catalytic" just right and I'm sure "catholic" is what the spell checker changes it to. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2010-01-24, 01:07 PM	#19
moose EJ22 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Westminster, CO Posts: 446 Car: 1998 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS Class: getting beat in DSP Pain doesn't affect me, I affect pain.	I was looking up some cars a awhile back and saw a guy selling a 240sx saying that the "Cadillac" converter was bad. lol __________________ I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money!'"

2010-01-24, 02:13 PM	#20
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Stupid cadillac converter hasn't turned my car into a Cadillac yet... damn. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2010-01-24, 02:15 PM	#21
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	I guess it works for Tyson though. Keep trying! __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2010-01-25, 10:49 AM	#22
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Anybody wanna buy a demon possessed TV? http://reno.craigslist.org/ele/1568884778.html __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2010-07-10, 03:29 PM	#23
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1836342315.html Sup Niggas This classy ass donk goes dumbass hard. Only thug niggas Rock the scrapes. Its too fresh and i love this shit, but rents doo and im too through with the landlord. on another note its rocking dumbass knock with the 3 12"s in the back. So all the hoochi mamas know where the breadmaker is. Grill speaker included too. You wont get caked by the haters cuz this shit too fresh. Also rockin the 22' chromeos. Fresh ass shit. Holla at me but only before 8 cuz i gotta see my babys mama. (415) xxx-xxxx __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2010-07-10, 04:42 PM	#24
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	^ Good gosh. 'WET CANDY PAINT SCRAPPER ON DUBS!!! WITH SLAP IN TRUNK' Need translation.

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