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	While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN  | 
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			^Alex showed that to me last weekend.  So awesome.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Response to Jizz in my Pants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0 
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	Anjali? Anjali?  | 
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			 The Doink 
			
			
			
				
			
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	Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?  | 
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			 EJ205 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Austin Join Date: Jan 2009 
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			that pole dance was one of the more impressive things i've seen on the interwebs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
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 But I totally agree. 
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			 The Don 
			
			
			
				
			
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			Real Name: Austin Join Date: Jan 2009 
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	EDIT: haha.. blows dick in a box.. jesus what have i done.. I was going to come back and fix it to say "this one beats dick in a box".. but that's not any better. 
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			 Pontiac Stinger concept car video from 1989. It almost starts to look like an SNL commercial spoof, but I don't think it is. 
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			That is what I thought when they started to list every ridiculous thing it had.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
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	I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...  | 
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			 The Don 
			
			
			
				
			
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 I can't believe that's real, and yet I can. 
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			I say that car has a lot of great features.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Little Slugger 
			
			
			
				
			
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			I love the removable ice chest in the door panels!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			And the garden hose is very useful if you run out of gas and need to siphon. Last edited by k-dogg39; 2009-05-19 at 07:48 AM.  | 
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			 i can has kart? 
			
			
			
				
			
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			 i can has kart? 
			
			
			
				
			
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			I like it when she says,"Time for a quicky". 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 (40 percent vodka) 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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			For some reason I don't think I will be seeing that one.  This world puts enough stuff in my head without having to let all that crap in.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 i can has kart? 
			
			
			
				
			
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			The "Red Necks" of NASCAR wouldn't know what to do with this. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			Not a video, but check out the comments on this rockin' shirt: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY?ie=UTF8&tag=buzz0f-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000NZW3IY 
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			 (40 percent vodka) 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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 The first story owns all. 5,084 of 5,119 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008 By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME) This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. 
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