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Old 2007-07-13, 01:20 PM   #1
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Old 2007-07-13, 01:20 PM   #2
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Old 2007-07-13, 01:42 PM   #3
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That could be one of the best OWND pics ever...lol...
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:06 PM   #4
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:33 PM   #5
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Okay, seeing that ruined my day. I won't be able to sleep tonight.
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:36 PM   #6
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Old 2007-07-13, 03:08 PM   #7
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Old 2007-07-13, 05:03 PM   #8
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Dude, that shot of the horn IN HIS LEG made me gag...wow.
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Old 2007-07-13, 05:23 PM   #9
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What are you guys talking about that shit is awesome, imagine walking around with a cast and when someone asks you what happened you can say, "I got impaled by a bull."

Maybe you guys aren't as Dangerous as me, but I am going to run with the bulls one day.

I want to party with those guys.
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Old 2007-07-13, 06:07 PM   #10
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Are you really retarded or are you just saying that stuff cuz you think it's funny?
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Old 2007-07-13, 06:57 PM   #11
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Don't mess with Bob Danger. He's dangerous. In fact, dangerous is his middle name. Which makes his full name Bob Dangerous Danger. You don't fuck with a man that has danger in his name twice.
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Old 2007-07-13, 06:58 PM   #12
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Old 2007-07-13, 06:58 PM   #13
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That's dangerous.
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Old 2007-07-13, 07:36 PM   #14
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Old 2007-07-13, 08:09 PM   #15
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"So, what'd you do this weekend, Pablo?"

"I got gored in the ass by a bull."

"Ooooo. . ."
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Old 2007-07-14, 04:28 PM   #16
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Maybe you guys aren't as Dangerous as me, but I am going to run with the bulls one day.

I want to party with those guys.
First, work on walking from your bed to the fridge without getting winded, and taking two "pit stops" on the way... THEN think about running from bulls.
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Old 2007-07-14, 09:39 PM   #17
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First, work on walking from your bed to the fridge without getting winded, and taking two "pit stops" on the way... THEN think about running from bulls.
hahah as I was reading this all I could think of was the picture of Bob passed out on the counter dreaming of cake and then the house fire.
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Old 2007-07-15, 06:54 PM   #18
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I'm going to start training tomorrow, but first I think I need a Sports Training Montage!
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Old 2007-07-15, 08:24 PM   #19
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I'm going to start training tomorrow, but first I think I need a Sports Training Montage!
...always fade out in a montage... .. .
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Old 2007-07-16, 10:07 AM   #20
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Dude, that shot of the horn IN HIS LEG made me gag...wow.
It's in!!! That's ridiculous.
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Old 2007-07-16, 10:09 AM   #21
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Maybe you guys aren't as Dangerous as me, but I am going to run with the bulls one day.
You gotta be able to run first. OH Snap!

But seriously, don't mess with Bobby. He jumped out of a moving car doing 35mph once and emerged unscathed.
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Old 2007-07-16, 10:34 AM   #22
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You gotta be able to run first. OH Snap!

But seriously, don't mess with Bobby. He jumped out of a moving car doing 35mph once and emerged unscathed.
He must have landed just right on his pocketfuls of twinkees.
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Old 2007-07-16, 11:55 AM   #23
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It's official Tim, and I are running with the Bulls next year in Pamplona. I would appreciate any training suggestions.
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Old 2007-07-16, 12:13 PM   #24
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Start stabbing yourself a lot to try to build up a tolerance
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Old 2007-07-16, 12:23 PM   #25
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Bob Danger

His morning jog is running with the bulls.

He leaps from Eagle Talons because simply exiting the car when it's parked isn't Xtreme enough.

He wears a fat guy suit so us mortals don't feel inferior.

...Bob Danger

Seriously though, just go downtown and run with the flow of traffic.
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