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Old 2007-07-16, 10:05 AM   #26
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WOW you guys... wow.

I guess mostly wow at Juice's penis wrench picture. That's just weird.
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Old 2007-07-16, 10:52 AM   #27
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I guess mostly wow at Juice's penis wrench picture.
Don't you know the difference between a wrench and a screw driver?
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Old 2007-07-16, 10:55 AM   #28
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Don't you know the difference between a wrench and a screw driver?
Hint to the humor impaired:

The phrase "penis wrench" is much funnier than "penis screwdriver".
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Old 2007-07-16, 11:00 AM   #29
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^you spend too much time in Suzies
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:17 PM   #30
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:25 PM   #31
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Hint to the humor impaired:

The phrase "penis wrench" is much funnier than "penis screwdriver".
Wrench isn't funnier, penis screwdriver is just more redundant.
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:30 PM   #32
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Wrench isn't funnier, penis screwdriver is just more redundant.
"Brevity is the soul of wit." Penis screwdriver has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, and is therefore less funny. And yes, I'm sure this is the exact same thought process Shakespeare went through when he wrote that line.
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:54 PM   #33
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"Brevity is the soul of wit." Penis screwdriver has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, and is therefore less funny. And yes, I'm sure this is the exact same thought process Shakespeare went through when he wrote that line.
Does that mean that Tyson is the Shakespeare of SECCS?
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Old 2007-07-16, 02:03 PM   #34
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Does that mean that Tyson is the Shakespeare of SECCS?
Tyson doesn't have a single post in this thread.
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Old 2007-07-16, 02:14 PM   #35
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I think he was just referring to Tyson's general practice of limiting his posts to about 5 very effective words.
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Old 2007-07-16, 03:35 PM   #36
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Tyson doesn't have a single post in this thread.
What could be briefer than that?
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Old 2007-07-16, 04:59 PM   #37
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What could be briefer than that?
bwahahaha. Genious.
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