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2007-08-16, 04:29 PM | #26 |
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Some of us are getting our angry bastard training in now....you know, so I'm ready. Is 34 old?
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2007-08-16, 04:33 PM | #27 |
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Maybe not old, but because you are over 30, I cant trust you.
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2007-08-16, 04:33 PM | #28 |
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I can't trust me either.
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2007-08-16, 04:37 PM | #29 |
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Reassuring words from a nurse.
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2007-08-16, 04:40 PM | #30 |
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You're going to feel a little pressure.....
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2007-08-16, 04:44 PM | #31 |
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WOW. I didnt even have to ask for the happy ending!
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2007-08-16, 04:45 PM | #32 |
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Oh it ain't happy
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2007-08-16, 04:45 PM | #33 |
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2007-08-16, 04:47 PM | #34 |
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Milk and molasses enemas or VRE swabs your thing huh? eesh gross even just typing it.
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2007-08-16, 04:49 PM | #35 |
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I dont know what a VRE swab is, but we a a couple ingredients short of some pancakes!
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2007-08-16, 04:54 PM | #36 |
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You'll never eat anything with molasses ever again....after I had to give one (I didn't think the doc was serious) I went home that night and promptly threw away my bottle of molasses. No more molasses cookies for me.
VRE swab to test for a bacteria in your, you know. The 'ICU handshake' .... 'yer gonna feel a little pressure down there...and done!' blech
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2007-08-16, 04:57 PM | #37 |
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Wait, milk and molasses enemas are real, you didn't make them up just now? WTF is the point of that? Blech!
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2007-08-16, 04:57 PM | #38 | |
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2007-08-16, 05:02 PM | #39 |
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Shut up Shawn. Because you're my older brother doesn't give you the right to be mean to me.
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2007-08-16, 05:02 PM | #40 |
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2007-08-16, 05:07 PM | #41 |
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First off, blech is correct, or wait make that BBBBLLLLLEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yes its a powerful osmotic that will drag a shit of you like, well like shit through a goose. Sometimes trauma patients will not have shat for so long their ammonia builds up and makes them batshit confused, like trying to stand up with a cranial drain still in their head. High ammonia is not good. Also if they haven't crapped for a week or so and they have a surgery on the way, and we've tried every other thing from MoM to mag citrate, its time to make some cookies. It always happens on thedays that they serve beef and barley soup in the caf.... One certain doctor is known for prescribing them, after all, you don't want to have gigantic BM while on the operating table, no? Sterile field? What sterile field. In case you're feeling backed up: 300cc molassess 200cc whole milk. Pour together, warm in microwave. Funnel that shit in there and hope to god they will stay on the bedpan. In the two I've had the displeasure of giving, well, imagine striking oil...but not being happy about it. one guy we had to give one was so confused and full of ammonia (critical level), that he crawled off the bed with wires all over him, a tube draining his chest cavity, IV's stretching to the max and was trying to shit into a 4' high trashcan....he wasn't tall enough. 4 hours later me and 3 other RN's had him cleaned up and back in bed. 4 hours.... it looked like a horsepen in there. Roadapples everywhere. We had no idea he even had the strength to get up because we couldn't get him to the same morninig. I turn my back to answer the trauma pager for 3 seconds and all hell broke loose in ther, so to speak.
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2007-08-16, 05:10 PM | #42 |
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TMI?
You asked.... I just realized we went from cops getting a DUI, to age issues, to trust issues, to stuff going in the butt, then to terrible things flying out of the butt at high velocity. i wonder if dinner's ready?
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2007-08-16, 05:11 PM | #43 | |
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That sounds like a family dinner in my house
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2007-08-16, 06:25 PM | #45 |
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This thread is so informative.
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2007-08-16, 07:47 PM | #46 |
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All the stuff you did not want to know.
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2007-08-16, 08:23 PM | #47 |
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2007-08-16, 09:25 PM | #48 |
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This thread gets the descriptive imagery award of the week.
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2007-08-17, 09:19 PM | #49 |
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You probably don't want to eat with me then.
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