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			Kangaroo meat taste like?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Vegemite?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Little Slugger 
			
			
			
				
			
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	I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...  | 
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			 El Matador 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Heaven.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			horse meat
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Anjali? Anjali?  | 
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
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			Tastes like Soylent Green...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			I'd try it! And vegemite is nasty.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 EJ251 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Feb 2004 
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	Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.  | 
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			Join Date: Feb 2004 
				
				
				
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				 lol internet. 
				
				
				
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			Victory!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Mmm. . . Soylent Green is my kinda people!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential  | 
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			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Oh no! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Run Kangaroo! 
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			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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			^thats already been posted you n00b! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
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			Why would you want to know what Kangaroo tastes like? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			You do know that they shoot them just like we do with Jack Rabbits here the states. They are considered vermin. I shoot Jack Rabbits, and I don't care to know, or wonder what they taste like. 
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			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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			^You shouldn't kill anything unless your going to eat it or its a danger to you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin  | 
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			 The Doink 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			Or if it slept with your wife.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?  | 
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
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			Damn jack rabbits, always trying to fuck my wife.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Slow and low, that is the tempo.  | 
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
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			Next time I shoot one, I will save it for you.  Let me know how it tastes.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.  | 
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			Tastes just like Koala. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	(Australian version of 'tastes just like chicken'?)  | 
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			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
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			Never enough left in my case.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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