Look nKoan is not online let's make fun of him! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

tysonK · 2007-11-25, 10:29 PM

MattR · 2007-11-25, 10:44 PM

I don't get it, but okay!

Dean · 2007-11-25, 10:49 PM

I know, we could change his user name to Nick Koan. That would be teh funah...

Bob Danger · 2007-11-25, 10:54 PM

An Englishman, Frenchman, nKoan, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs nKoan and throws him out of the plane.

cody · 2007-11-26, 08:33 AM

JonnydaJibba · 2007-11-26, 11:55 AM

Ha, whatta gay.

sperry · 2007-11-26, 01:25 PM

You guys better be careful... even when nKoan isn't online, his army of Mexasian Google Employees monitor the whole internet for him, and if you say the wrong thing, a simple press of a button releases one of his thousands of Ninja Pirate Assassins (yes, those are ninjas that are trained to assassinate pirates) stationed throughout the world.

The last thing you'll remember is laughing about how you just put the eThug hurt on nKoan... and then you'll have a weird moment trying to figure out how it's possible that you're looking up at your own ass in a desk chair from the floor.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-11-26, 02:01 PM

Well I'm not a pirate so Nick suck a fatty.

sperry · 2007-11-26, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Well I'm not a pirate so Nick suck a fatty.

What makes you think that a ninja trained to kill pirates would have a hard time killing you? The only thing harder to kill than a pirate is a ninja, are you a ninja? I didn't think so!

tysonK · 2007-11-26, 02:49 PM

I've dealt with SBC with new service I bet it will take a while!

nKoan is lame!

Dean · 2007-11-26, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

The last thing you'll remember is laughing about how you just put the eThug hurt on nKoan... and then you'll have a weird moment trying to figure out how it's possible that you're looking up at your own ass in a desk chair from the floor.

I just won't sit in desk chairs. HA, I've run circles around you logically.

sperry · 2007-11-26, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

I just won't sit in desk chairs. HA, I've run circles around you logically.

Ninja Pirate Assassins are so bad-ass, they'd decapitate you regardless of where you were sitting, and before your head hit the floor, they'd move your body and seat it in the desk chair they brought along in their Hyundai.

khail19 · 2007-11-26, 03:21 PM

Hardcore.

Bob Danger · 2007-11-26, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

What makes you think that a ninja trained to kill pirates would have a hard time killing you? The only thing harder to kill than a pirate is a ninja, are you a ninja? I didn't think so!

Pirates are dumb, those drunk assholes are easy to kill, what kind of lame ass ninja only kills pirates.

Being 2/15ths ninja myself, I think I could take a ninja pirate.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-11-26, 03:36 PM

Wait wait, are talking about ninja pirates? Or pirate ninjas? There is a HUGE difference and the answers to these VERY important questions cannot be addressed until we find out.

Dean · 2007-11-26, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Ninja Pirate Assassins are so bad-ass, they'd decapitate you regardless of where you were sitting, and before your head hit the floor, they'd move your body and seat it in the desk chair they brought along in their Hyundai.

SHINANIGANS!!! No self respecting Ninja Pirate Assassins would be not caught not dead or unseen in a Hyundai with or without a desk chair. A red Camry on the other hand is plausible.

Kevin M · 2007-11-26, 03:53 PM

Shouldn't Ninjas drive Chevy Malibus, since those are cars you can't see?

Bob Danger · 2007-11-26, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Should Ninjas drive Chevy Malibus, since those are cars you can't see?

You wouldn't know what kind of a car a ninja drives because you couldn't see, or hear it. An Assassin however would want o blend in so depending on his surroundings it could be anything, if it was in Reno he'd be driving a GD Subaru of some kind.

tysonK · 2007-11-26, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

You wouldn't know what kind of a car a ninja drives because you couldn't see, or hear it. An Assassin however would want o blend in so depending on his surroundings it could be anything, if it was in Reno he'd be driving a GD Subaru of some kind.

Yah because the ninja already killed you while you were reading MotorTrend.

sperry · 2007-11-26, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tysonK

Yah because the ninja already killed you while you were reading MotorTrend.

If you're reading MotorTrend, you shouldn't have to wait for a ninja to kill you, you should kill yourself.

MPREZIV · 2007-11-26, 06:32 PM

In Black Ninja training, (or Nig-ja as we call one another, but are trained to get mad when the white Ninjas say it...) you are taught to drive entire cities of people from their homes at a moment's notice, or drive an enemy to suicide when you're too lazy to get up and kill him yourself, but never, EVER, drive a Hyundai.

Ninjas don't really drive much anyways. It's hard to sit down with a Katana strapped to your back. It's easier to just make somebody give you a piggy-back ride. Nobody refuses to piggy-back a Nig-ja.

Nick Koan · 2007-11-26, 06:48 PM

Oh thank the lords I finally have the interwebs again at my house. I felt so alone without the warm glow of the internet.

Too bad those DirecTV fuckers didn't have the right mounting shit in stock so now I gotta wait a few more days...

tysonK · 2007-11-26, 08:13 PM

^weak!!!!!!!!!!!1

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-11-26, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

In Black Ninja training, (or Nig-ja as we call one another, but are trained to get mad when the white Ninjas say it...)

Cory let me explain something to you. There are no white ninja(s). There was only one.

M3n2c3 · 2007-11-26, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Ninja Pirate Assassins are so bad-ass, they'd decapitate you regardless of where you were sitting, and before your head hit the floor, they'd move your body and seat it in the desk chair they brought along in their Hyundai.

Why would ninja be specifically driving a korean car?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Nobody refuses to piggy-back a Nig-ja.

That so needs to be your sig, or your profile quote, or something.

2007-11-25, 10:29 PM	#1
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	Look nKoan is not online let's make fun of him! __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2007-11-25, 10:44 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I don't get it, but okay! __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2007-11-25, 10:49 PM	#3
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	I know, we could change his user name to Nick Koan. That would be teh funah... __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by Dean; 2007-11-25 at 10:58 PM.

2007-11-25, 10:54 PM	#4
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	An Englishman, Frenchman, nKoan, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs nKoan and throws him out of the plane. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2007-11-26, 08:33 AM	#5
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	__________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2007-11-26, 11:55 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Ha, whatta gay. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-11-26, 01:25 PM	#7
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	You guys better be careful... even when nKoan isn't online, his army of Mexasian Google Employees monitor the whole internet for him, and if you say the wrong thing, a simple press of a button releases one of his thousands of Ninja Pirate Assassins (yes, those are ninjas that are trained to assassinate pirates) stationed throughout the world. The last thing you'll remember is laughing about how you just put the eThug hurt on nKoan... and then you'll have a weird moment trying to figure out how it's possible that you're looking up at your own ass in a desk chair from the floor. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-11-26, 02:01 PM	#8
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Well I'm not a pirate so Nick suck a fatty. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-11-26, 02:49 PM	#10
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	I've dealt with SBC with new service I bet it will take a while! nKoan is lame! __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2007-11-26, 03:21 PM	#13
khail19 EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,769 Car: 2016 VW GTI Meets? We have meets?	Hardcore.

2007-11-26, 03:36 PM	#15
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Wait wait, are talking about ninja pirates? Or pirate ninjas? There is a HUGE difference and the answers to these VERY important questions cannot be addressed until we find out. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-11-26, 03:53 PM	#17
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Shouldn't Ninjas drive Chevy Malibus, since those are cars you can't see? __________________ FWD is the new AWD Last edited by Kevin M; 2007-11-26 at 03:58 PM.

2007-11-26, 06:32 PM	#21
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	In Black Ninja training, (or Nig-ja as we call one another, but are trained to get mad when the white Ninjas say it...) you are taught to drive entire cities of people from their homes at a moment's notice, or drive an enemy to suicide when you're too lazy to get up and kill him yourself, but never, EVER, drive a Hyundai. Ninjas don't really drive much anyways. It's hard to sit down with a Katana strapped to your back. It's easier to just make somebody give you a piggy-back ride. Nobody refuses to piggy-back a Nig-ja. __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-11-26, 06:48 PM	#22
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Oh thank the lords I finally have the interwebs again at my house. I felt so alone without the warm glow of the internet. Too bad those DirecTV fuckers didn't have the right mounting shit in stock so now I gotta wait a few more days... __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-11-26, 08:13 PM	#23
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	^weak!!!!!!!!!!!1 __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

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