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			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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			So drinking less will make you fat? I don't understand your logic.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Join Date: Apr 2005 
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			That's not my logic so it makes sense you don't understand it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
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			This makes no sense what-so-ever...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 EJ207 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Apr 2005 
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			Dude you get a beer belly from drinking beer like it's soda.  I don't do that.  I binge.  I do enjoy drinking some beers.  But I don't drink them just to enjoy them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" Last edited by JonnydaJibba; 2008-12-04 at 01:11 PM.  | 
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			Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			I realize that Cory is a freak of nature, but he drinks beer a lot and doesn't have a beer belly. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Although it has been a while since I've seen him in person...  | 
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			I don't drink at all, and I have a beer belly. Your logic has been defeated.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
				Location: RNO 
				
				
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			It's possible that you were represented in the beer belly equation like this: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			naturalhumans(/=Bob&Cory) Perhaps the only time you both may be statistically lumped together, other than the Nissan Christmas Extravaganza Blowout Party invite list. 
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			Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 
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 Double defeated. I've got a keg instead of a 6-pack, and I don't drink either... 
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			 EJ207 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Apr 2005 
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			It doesn't count if you are fat pre-drinking age.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			Just saw a guy get thrown to the ground and cuffed in the crosswalk of 4th and Keystone by two cops.  His repeated, "I didn't do anything!" sounded just like, "Don't taze me, Bro!"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Saw a (black)GT-R yesterday over by Lithia Subaru around Noon.  Around the same time on Kietzke over by moana I saw a silver wrx with a metal wing(Kinda like my Jetta had)  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
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			GT-R is likely Eric Gangloff. SCCA member and autocross/track driver.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
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			That's what you get for being afoot in that part of the world.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Tape Terrorist 
			
			
			
				
			
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			There are 3 black GT-Rs in the area, 2 where in the shop yesterday. You most likely saw someone from the shop.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
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			The one I drove for a session at Thunderhill lost all even gears on the second day... It was a lot of fun to drive though. Paddle shifts take a while to get used to. The stock exhaust doesn't give you enough sound feedback to tell what gear you are in.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by Dean; 2009-01-17 at 09:20 PM.  | 
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			I bet all 3 need new transmissions.  It's just that only 2/3 of the GTR owners in Reno can afford them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			Speaking of GTR transmissions (and Hitler?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAXJTTc__w
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
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			That is quite amusing. Especially the R8 and access port lines.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			It will be interesting to see what legal actions come out of this. I bet a number of the owners are lawyers. 
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
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			One of my customers here is a lawyer, who was considering buying a GTR.  He got smart and bought a twin turbo Porsche instead.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Join Date: Mar 2007 
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			Yes....Cory,cuz we all know German cars are the Shit, especially Imola yellow S4's!!! even though the bastard car is leaking at the after run pump, and that is the bitch one to get to.....So, wanna work on an AUDI?   LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
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			Imola yellow S4s???? Who is that? Have you brought it to a meet? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			We could start a splinter group... AECCS pronounced "Aces". Audi Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras. 
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