a RANT and a RAVE - Page 4 - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-03-25, 01:11 PM

Had him thrown out of Sears? movie theater? Wild orchid?

cody · 2009-03-25, 01:13 PM

Srsly. I'm so not into working today. Sorry about your eyes. Sheesh, you have all the luck.

This thread reminds me of the backstory for a picture that would be posted on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

wildfirefli · 2009-03-25, 04:47 PM

All is forgotten I have a corona in my hand.
Ibuprofen have fixed my eye. Someone brought a BOSTON into work, I got teh doggie lovins. yay!
Also. everyone and their momma does not need to know where I work, I get stalked enough lol.
So I'll say yeah, wild orchid!!!!

SoCal LS-L · 2009-03-25, 08:41 PM

Aha! Petsmart..... Or Petco....... let the stalking commence!!! I cant be there since im like 450 miles out, but you guys have fun.

wildfirefli · 2009-03-25, 08:46 PM

awes! Nah. people seem to bring their dogs everywhere. A guy brought it in today, so he could chick magnet me and tell me I was the most beautiful girl with hazel eyes ever. lol. Sweet gesture. Weird guy.

GusGus91 · 2009-03-25, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

I think that is the only thing I have ever read from you, that I actually understood to the FULL extent. So what? That make's me a dick?

GusGus91 · 2009-03-25, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfirefli

I still wanna pull a Lock Stock and beat someone to death with a black cock

I LOL'd. I really need to use that sometime. haha

sperry · 2009-03-25, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GusGus91

I think that is the only thing I have ever read from you, that I actually understood to the FULL extent. So what? That make's me a dick?

I don't think you understood it. It's just a dumb quote from Team America.

wildfirefli · 2009-03-25, 09:48 PM

I lol'd!

GusGus91 · 2009-03-25, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

I don't think you understood it. It's just a dumb quote from Team America.

i never saw it. i was to young to watch it when it came out, lol. it still made sense... in a strange way. haha

sperry · 2009-03-26, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GusGus91

i never saw it. i was to young to watch it when it came out, lol. it still made sense... in a strange way. haha

Dear god that statement makes me feel old.

cody · 2009-03-26, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

I don't think you understood it. It's just a dumb quote from Team America.

Oh ya? Is this dumb? *slaps own right bicept* Is this dumb? *slaps left bicept*

wildfirefli · 2009-03-26, 10:13 AM

Hahaha you tell them! Cody can totally crush your world!

JonnydaJibba · 2009-03-26, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GusGus91

i never saw it. i was to young to watch it when it came out, lol. it still made sense... in a strange way. haha

Too young?! It came out like 2 or 3 years ago.

sperry · 2009-03-26, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Too young?! It came out like 2 or 3 years ago.

Well, 5 years ago. But yeah.

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-03-26, 11:30 AM

17 - 5 = 12

Dean · 2009-03-26, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

17 - 5 = 12

Um.... 22-5=17... Didn't you see her facebook page? Though she claims to have all sorts of pets, but I only saw horses which she said she had not posted...

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-03-26, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

Um.... 22-5=17... Didn't you see her facebook page? Though she claims to have all sorts of pets, but I only saw horses which she said she had not posted...

We are talking about Gusgus not wildfirefli you leg humping old bastard.

Dean · 2009-03-26, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

We are talking about Gusgus not wildfirefli you leg humping old bastard.

Doh!

And you know you like it...

wildfirefli · 2009-03-27, 10:56 AM

I hate facebook lol. You guys man. whatev. It's on my myspace fools and I never watched team america. it looked stupid.

sperry · 2009-03-27, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildfirefli

I hate facebook lol. You guys man. whatev. It's on my myspace fools and I never watched team america. it looked stupid.

Indubitably. lol

JonnydaJibba · 2009-03-27, 02:22 PM

14f a/s/l?

wildfirefli · 2009-03-27, 05:22 PM

So get this. I'm coming home from shopping and getting crickets for the gecko, some douchebag cops are parked IN THE MIDDLE of the driveway in the complex. Completely blocking it. So, I honk once, one of the paddiwagons goes forward like, an inch. Then he decides their conversation is too important ( you can see them animatedly flapping their gums and using hand gestures)

so i'm like. fuck it. I lay on the horn lol. The guy in the car that moved an inch jumps out, asks me if I have a problem. I'm like, yeah. I want to go home. He tells me a baby fell out of the window ( like I care? It's already done and over with???) and that they are " listening to the radio" Chris, of course, is not wearing his seatbelt. Which is forbidden in my car and he will not be doing it again. So the cop says some shit about that. He had to tell me a baby fell out of the window like, 3 times?? lol. So I throw it in reverse, turn around. Then Chris starts demanding me to turn around and get his badge number. Well by this time they must have finished their conversation so then they left lol. Funny thing is, there were no ambulances around. There were seriously 12 parking spots open to either side of them. And how can you listen to the radio as intently as you say when you are just yapping incessantly and blocking traffic on private property? Then come yell at me. Haha.

I'm a perfect smartass though. FUCK pigs. unless you know them and they are cool. Some asshole that thinks he is above the law is just comical. I'm having a good laugh! The guy got so hott that his forehead veins were popping out and his face was all red. That Shit Is Comical right there! Laugh in the faces of pigs!! Laugh Laugh Laugh. hehe. How does a baby fall out of a window? I really didn't know Michael Jackson lived here. And why do I care if some lady dropped one of her 12 kids out of a window???
Totally impertinent info.

tysonK · 2009-03-27, 06:28 PM

fucking with cops is the best.

but seriously. that sucks.

also: your posts are hard to read when you do not put in any paragraphs. just saying.

wildfirefli · 2009-03-27, 06:36 PM

I like to type shit fast.
I fixed it. Just put some random spaces here and there.

2009-03-25, 01:11 PM	#76
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Had him thrown out of Sears? movie theater? Wild orchid? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-03-25, 01:13 PM	#77
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Srsly. I'm so not into working today. Sorry about your eyes. Sheesh, you have all the luck. This thread reminds me of the backstory for a picture that would be posted on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-03-26, 11:30 AM	#91
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	17 - 5 = 12 __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-03-27, 02:22 PM	#97
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	14f a/s/l? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2009-03-27, 05:22 PM	#98
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	So get this. I'm coming home from shopping and getting crickets for the gecko, some douchebag cops are parked IN THE MIDDLE of the driveway in the complex. Completely blocking it. So, I honk once, one of the paddiwagons goes forward like, an inch. Then he decides their conversation is too important ( you can see them animatedly flapping their gums and using hand gestures) so i'm like. fuck it. I lay on the horn lol. The guy in the car that moved an inch jumps out, asks me if I have a problem. I'm like, yeah. I want to go home. He tells me a baby fell out of the window ( like I care? It's already done and over with???) and that they are " listening to the radio" Chris, of course, is not wearing his seatbelt. Which is forbidden in my car and he will not be doing it again. So the cop says some shit about that. He had to tell me a baby fell out of the window like, 3 times?? lol. So I throw it in reverse, turn around. Then Chris starts demanding me to turn around and get his badge number. Well by this time they must have finished their conversation so then they left lol. Funny thing is, there were no ambulances around. There were seriously 12 parking spots open to either side of them. And how can you listen to the radio as intently as you say when you are just yapping incessantly and blocking traffic on private property? Then come yell at me. Haha. I'm a perfect smartass though. FUCK pigs. unless you know them and they are cool. Some asshole that thinks he is above the law is just comical. I'm having a good laugh! The guy got so hott that his forehead veins were popping out and his face was all red. That Shit Is Comical right there! Laugh in the faces of pigs!! Laugh Laugh Laugh. hehe. How does a baby fall out of a window? I really didn't know Michael Jackson lived here. And why do I care if some lady dropped one of her 12 kids out of a window??? Totally impertinent info. Last edited by wildfirefli; 2009-03-27 at 06:35 PM. Reason: does that help you read?

2009-03-25, 04:47 PM	#78
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	All is forgotten I have a corona in my hand. Ibuprofen have fixed my eye. Someone brought a BOSTON into work, I got teh doggie lovins. yay! Also. everyone and their momma does not need to know where I work, I get stalked enough lol. So I'll say yeah, wild orchid!!!!

2009-03-25, 08:41 PM	#79
SoCal LS-L EJ18 Real Name: Chris Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Reno, NV & Costa Mesa, CA Posts: 39 Car: 1992 SVX LS-L	Aha! Petsmart..... Or Petco....... let the stalking commence!!! I cant be there since im like 450 miles out, but you guys have fun.

2009-03-25, 08:46 PM	#80
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	awes! Nah. people seem to bring their dogs everywhere. A guy brought it in today, so he could chick magnet me and tell me I was the most beautiful girl with hazel eyes ever. lol. Sweet gesture. Weird guy.

2009-03-25, 09:48 PM	#84
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	I lol'd!

2009-03-26, 10:13 AM	#88
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	Hahaha you tell them! Cody can totally crush your world!

2009-03-27, 10:56 AM	#95
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	I hate facebook lol. You guys man. whatev. It's on my myspace fools and I never watched team america. it looked stupid.

2009-03-27, 06:28 PM	#99
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	fucking with cops is the best. but seriously. that sucks. also: your posts are hard to read when you do not put in any paragraphs. just saying. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2009-03-27, 06:36 PM	#100
wildfirefli EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 190	I like to type shit fast. I fixed it. Just put some random spaces here and there.

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