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Nick Koan · 2010-01-26, 10:30 AM

All-American Basketball league announced

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...llwhite_a.html

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"Only players that are natural-born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league"

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"There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing," he told the Augusta Chronicle. "I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white American-born citizens [sic] are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Lewis told the paper he defines "fundamental basketball" as different from the "street-ball" played by "people of color," and claimed recent scandals in professional basketball -- such as the gun charges dogging the Wizards' Gilbert Arenas -- have made the creation of all-white teams a necessity.

"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he told the paper. "That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."

No dunking, but good fundamentals.

sperry · 2010-01-26, 10:32 AM

I'd rather watch the lesbians of the WNBA.

Dean · 2010-01-26, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I'd rather watch the lesbians of the WNBA.

They prefer to be called Dykes, thank you very much.

ScottyS · 2010-01-26, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dean

They prefer to be called Dykes, thank you very much.

You are......uhhhh.......welcome?

knucklesplitter · 2010-01-26, 11:49 AM

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"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he told the paper. "That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."

Yeah, white people *never* flip me off, nor grab their crotch. Nooo, never.

Come to think of it, of all the times I've been flipped off in my life I can't remember a non-Caucasian person doing it.

Now technically natural-born US citizens of Mexican descent are Caucasians. I wonder if this league would be okay with a bunch of them signing up.

BTW, I'm a person of color. Kinda tanish pink, but it's a color.

sperry · 2010-01-26, 11:55 AM

I can't wait to find out the team names...

Well Bob, tonight's match-up of the Tulsa Honkeys and Atlanta Klansmen is sure to be a real nail biter! The Honkey's lead the league in outside shooting, while the Klansmen have been known to set their opponents on fire. Literally.

MPREZIV · 2010-01-26, 12:18 PM

I just read over this whole thread again, and there's some pure brilliance on the first page as well... good times!

"Tulsa Honkeys" is F*ing KILLING me!

Dean · 2010-01-26, 12:44 PM

Don't forget the Utah "Family Men", they pack the stands every ladies night...

sperry · 2010-01-26, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

Don't forget the Utah "Family Men", they pack the stands every ladies night...

I don't get it.

Dean · 2010-01-26, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I don't get it.

Does "Utah Polygamists" make it easier?

Nick Koan · 2010-01-26, 01:03 PM

He's probably referring to the Mormon Hunks calendar

http://www.jewishjournal.com/thegodb...ty_missionary/

Dean · 2010-01-26, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Koan

He's probably referring to the Mormon Hunks calendar

http://www.jewishjournal.com/thegodb...ty_missionary/

They sold over 100 copies to their wives alone.

sperry · 2010-01-26, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

Does "Utah Polygamists" make it easier?

You know that "ladies nights" are generally for single ladies, right?

Also... since when are mormons stereotyped as racists?

ScottyS · 2010-01-26, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Also... since when are mormons stereotyped as racists?

Just the white ones are, not the Asian Mormons.

Wait, what?

Dean · 2010-01-26, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

You know that "ladies nights" are generally for single ladies, right?

Also... since when are mormons stereotyped as racists?

No, it just means they get in or drink for less is what I associate them with.

I wonder, does bat day attract more abusers of women and children?

And how many Ethnic Mormons do you know? Not that makes them racist. Perhaps their religion just doesn't appeal to ethnicities.

sperry · 2010-01-26, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

No, it just means they get in or drink for less is what I associate them with.

I wonder, does bat day attract more abusers of women and children?

And how many Ethnic Mormons do you know? Not that makes them racist. Perhaps their religion just doesn't appeal to ethnicities.

Yeah... drinks/cover is reduced for ladies... so there are ladies at the bar... so men will come to hit on them and buy drinks. A lot of good having a bunch of married ladies at your ladies night is... you end up discounting their costs and get no men to make up the difference.

And the ethnicity of mormons is unrelated to the religion. There are tons of "ethnic" mormons in places where there are tons of "ethnic" people. The religion doesn't actually advocate any particular race, there's just that nonsense about god punishing the native americans by tuning their skin dark, but that's just the old cult-based stuff... the mormons I've known either laugh that stuff off (along w/ the polygamy stuff) or only believe in it behind closed doors and don't admit to it. So, not to say that mormonism is any less or more wanky than other religions, it's for the most part pretty color blind.

Dean · 2010-01-26, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Yeah... drinks/cover is reduced for ladies... so there are ladies at the bar... so men will come to hit on them and buy drinks. A lot of good having a bunch of married ladies at your ladies night is... you end up discounting their costs and get no men to make up the difference.

Ladies nights are not just at bars and groups of women of all marital statuses go to ladies nights at bars and other places. They want cheap drinks/entry. I do not think they check you ring finger at the door/turnstile.

Anyway, guess you did not find my team name funny. Oh well.

knucklesplitter · 2010-01-26, 02:55 PM

How about the Washington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Wizard, as opposed to that swarthy heathen team that goes by simply the "Wizards".
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Oh, and fundamentalist (non-mainstream) mormons (and other fundie pseudo-christians too) think that "Negros" are descendents of Cain and black because they are cursed and other bullshit like that:
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intel...le.jsp?sid=342

Of course they also think, "You can't go to heaven and be a god unless you have more than one wife."

Also the "mainstream" was slow to come around too:
http://www.realmormonhistory.com/god&skin.htm

Kevin M · 2010-01-26, 03:23 PM

You forgot the Holocaust denial.

100_Percent_Juice · 2010-01-26, 03:34 PM

I can't believe you guys are arguing about this during white history month.

Dean · 2010-01-26, 05:58 PM

Probably one of the best bits on the Jay Leno show have been the "Great Black moments in white history."

AtomicLabMonkey · 2010-01-27, 09:29 AM

The Jay Leno show is terrible.

sperry · 2010-01-27, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

The Jay Leno show is terrible.

Must be where Dean lifts all his "jokes".

ScottyS · 2010-01-27, 10:33 AM

Oh man, I guess you better not quit your day job Dean, the audience is starting to catcall!

Actually, did anybody get a flash of Dean up on a stage with a shot glass telling jokes? Wearing a 1970's sport coat.

Kevin M · 2010-01-27, 12:52 PM

No. And don't ruin that for us.

2010-01-26, 10:32 AM	#27
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I'd rather watch the lesbians of the WNBA. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2010-01-26, 11:55 AM	#31
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I can't wait to find out the team names... Well Bob, tonight's match-up of the Tulsa Honkeys and Atlanta Klansmen is sure to be a real nail biter! The Honkey's lead the league in outside shooting, while the Klansmen have been known to set their opponents on fire. Literally. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2010-01-26, 12:18 PM	#32
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	I just read over this whole thread again, and there's some pure brilliance on the first page as well... good times! "Tulsa Honkeys" is Fing KILLING me! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..."

2010-01-26, 12:44 PM	#33
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Don't forget the Utah "Family Men", they pack the stands every ladies night... __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2010-01-26, 01:03 PM	#36
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2010-01-26, 02:55 PM	#43
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,475 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	How about the Washington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Wizard, as opposed to that swarthy heathen team that goes by simply the "Wizards". ... ... Oh, and fundamentalist (non-mainstream) mormons (and other fundie pseudo-christians too) think that "Negros" are descendents of Cain and black because they are cursed and other bullshit like that: http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intel...le.jsp?sid=342 Of course they also think, "You can't go to heaven and be a god unless you have more than one wife." Also the "mainstream" was slow to come around too: http://www.realmormonhistory.com/god&skin.htm Last edited by knucklesplitter; 2010-01-26 at 03:05 PM.

2010-01-26, 03:23 PM	#44
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2010-01-26, 03:34 PM	#45
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I can't believe you guys are arguing about this during white history month. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2010-01-26, 05:58 PM	#46
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Probably one of the best bits on the Jay Leno show have been the "Great Black moments in white history." __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2010-01-27, 09:29 AM	#47
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2010-01-27, 10:33 AM	#49
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2010-01-27, 12:52 PM	#50
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	No. And don't ruin that for us. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

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