WHY I HATE F*ING FORDS!!! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 07:42 AM

So this morning, I'm driving on my way to work, in Dean's F-150. He let me borrow it over the weekend so that I could move all of my rims and crap out of my work stall to my house. He told me he's going to be back on Wednesday, and asked if I could put a new A/C compressor in it for him. No problem! I figure I'll bring it to work today, (Wednesday) and slap the compressor in on my lunch break.

Well, as I pull up to the stop light at Longley and McCarran, I notice that the opposing light is yellow, and that mine will soon be green, so I put it in first gear and leave my foot on the clutch for the moment. All of a sudden, I notice that I'm creeping forward toward the back of the car in front of me! WTF!!!???

I pull it back out of gear really quick, and press and release the clutch pedal a couple of times, nothing. No clutch.

So nothing. I assume there's a fluid leak, as after a couple pumps, with minimal pressure, the f*ing pedal just drops to the floor, and won't come back. Now's the part I really love, where I get out to push a FULL SIZE truck out of the street, and everyone nearby, sitting in their cars, and jogging down the street, sees NO reason whatsoever that they might give me a hand. I hate people.

So, Dean, if you're reading this, your truck is parked, legally at least, on the corner of Spring Dr. and Longley, with no clutch. Lucky for you, I know a good mechanic who'll be happy to help you fix it!

I then had to walk back home, luckily not too far, and get my car so I could haul ass to make it to work at my usual time. And this after spending 12 hours here yesterday, as Sperry and I didn't leave until 7 doing his tires last night...

I'm tired now.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-03-29, 08:13 AM

Wow man that stinks. At least it happened at a place where you could safely put the car.

dknv · 2006-03-29, 08:14 AM

And I suppose on the upside you got your rims moved before that happened.

Kevin M · 2006-03-29, 08:19 AM

Yeah, Dean's clutch system leaks.

nice of him to tell you. Just fill it up and it will work for a while. If you're lucky there's a bottle of brake fluid in there somewhere.

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Yeah, Dean's clutch system leaks.

nice of him to tell you. Just fill it up and it will work for a while. If you're lucky there's a bottle of brake fluid in there somewhere.

OH YOU'RE F*ING KIDDING ME! Too late for that now. I didn't have time to check it out, as I had to walk back home to get my car so I wasn't late for work!

Yeah, I got all the rims and stuff moved on Saturday, so no worries there.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-03-29, 08:50 AM

Hey at least you don't have to replace the clutch now right?

MikeK · 2006-03-29, 08:51 AM

You should pull some parts off the truck and sell them for compensation

sp00ln · 2006-03-29, 09:36 AM

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 09:47 AM

I figured it was a leak, but I didn't know it was a KNOWN problem! The way it lost pressure, it made sense to me that it sprung a leak, or blew the clutch line, so I wasn't afraid that I'd have to change the clutch or anything, but it still sucked! I was so concerned with getting to work, and didn't figure I could fix it on the side of the road with no tools anyway, so I just left it!

Dean, you will be receiving a swift kick in the stones for not telling me this...

sperry · 2006-03-29, 09:59 AM

Silly Cory, "Fix Or Repair Daily" and "Found On Road Dead" come to mind.

And thanks again for all your help yesterday... the car is rediculous with those 255's on it. I'd really like to go play and find out what sort of traction it's got, but I'm afraid it's going to rub the 1st time I push it... so I'm waiting on the new stiffer rear springs that will allow me to raise the car an inch higher before pushing it. Plus it's still kinda wet out.

I owe you drinks and dinner at the next meet for sure man!

Kevin M · 2006-03-29, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

You should pull some parts off the truck and sell them for compensation

Maybe if he sells like, the transfer case or something he might get enough money to make it worth the effort.

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Silly Cory, "Fix Or Repair Daily" and "Found On Road Dead" come to mind.

And thanks again for all your help yesterday... the car is rediculous with those 255's on it. I'd really like to go play and find out what sort of traction it's got, but I'm afraid it's going to rub the 1st time I push it... so I'm waiting on the new stiffer rear springs that will allow me to raise the car an inch higher before pushing it. Plus it's still kinda wet out.

I owe you drinks and dinner at the next meet for sure man!

Not a problem dude! Glad to help out! It was cool to just kick it and bs, plus the suspense of "will they fit..."!!

cody · 2006-03-29, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Silly Cory, "Fix Or Repair Daily" and "Found On Road Dead" come to mind.

And thanks again for all your help yesterday... the car is rediculous with those 255's on it. I'd really like to go play and find out what sort of traction it's got, but I'm afraid it's going to rub the 1st time I push it... so I'm waiting on the new stiffer rear springs that will allow me to raise the car an inch higher before pushing it. Plus it's still kinda wet out.

I owe you drinks and dinner at the next meet for sure man!

Yah, I have a nice little gouge cut into one of my new Azenis RT-615's. I hope Aaron is at the AutoX School Saturday with his roller. It only rubs bad with a couple passengers and a hard turn, but if I turn hard enough, I can just barely get it to rub even with just me in the car.

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 10:40 AM

White POS ford F-150. 5spd, with leaking clutch circuit. A/C compressor bad. New part on front seat. Any reasonable offer won't be refused!

sperry · 2006-03-29, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by cody

Yah, I have a nice little gouge cut into one of my new Azenis RT-615's. I hope Aaron is at the AutoX School Saturday with his roller. It only rubs bad with a couple passengers and a hard turn, but if I turn hard enough, I can just barely get it to rub even with just me in the car.

I haven't heard anything about Aaron coming up from Sac for the school. Considering he doesn't race, it will likely be snowing/raining over the pass, and that he'll probably still be jet lagged from Japan, I doubt we'll see him.

cody · 2006-03-29, 10:47 AM

Damn. Any suggestions?

MattR · 2006-03-29, 10:53 AM

I can get the Titan and tow it to the shop for you, It won't be the first time I've pulled a Ford with the Nissan.

sperry · 2006-03-29, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

Damn. Any suggestions?

I PM'd him about the tool... I'm gonna see if I can't get my hands on it via Nick to rent it out for Aaron. (He doesn't loan out the tool for free, since it was insanely expensive and he needs to try to get some money back on the purchase of it).

If Nick can get it up here, we can try to get it out to the autocross.

cody · 2006-03-29, 11:00 AM

Cool, thanks Scott. I'd be glad to pitch in for the rental.

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

I can get the Titan and tow it to the shop for you, It won't be the first time I've pulled a Ford with the Nissan.

Well, apparently all I need to do is put more fluid in it, and pump it back up, and it should drive, according to Kevin, but good lookin' out dude!

Dean · 2006-03-29, 12:25 PM

CRAP... I am so sorry...

I filled it before dropping it off, and it usually lasts a couple weeks.

I beleive it is the slave cylinder, and was told it is on top of the tranny, and it takes like 3 hours to get to because you have to practically drop the transmission to get to it... But that could be BS. So I keep a bottle in the door to top it off.

Damn, now I really owe you...

Then again, if you moved you stuff over the weekend, why are you driving it today? Using up my gas?

I'll go see if I can move it at about 4:00 and bring it to the shop if you can give me a ride back to my car when you are done with work.

Again, really sorry.

Kevin M · 2006-03-29, 12:29 PM

If your old F-series 5 speed is similar to my dad's old Ranger 4x4 5 speed, yeah, the clutch slave is a bitch. Tanny has to be dropped.

JC · 2006-03-29, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

Then again, if you moved you stuff over the weekend, why are you driving it today? Using up my gas?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

He told me he's going to be back on Wednesday, and asked if I could put a new A/C compressor in it for him. No problem! I figure I'll bring it to work today, (Wednesday) and slap the compressor in on my lunch break.

Trying to help you obviously.

MPREZIV · 2006-03-29, 12:52 PM

Drove it home from here on Sat, with my crap in it, and it sat there until this morning, at which time it only made about a 6 block trip, so don't worry about your gas!!

Unless somebody's siphoning it out as we speak...

Dean · 2006-03-29, 01:16 PM

Again, I'm sorry, and should have told you about the clutch. The night I dropped it off was kind of F'ed up, and time got short and I forgot.

And just so everyone doesn't think I'm more of an ass than they already do...

I was kidding about the gas if you didn't see the smiley, and I specifically said Cory could use the truck to move his crap, without any expectation of compensation. I planned on paying Cory his normal hourly rate for the AC work. Now I think it's going to be a bit more expensive... Maybe a large beer on thursday?

2006-03-29, 07:42 AM	#1
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	*WHY I HATE FING FORDS!!!** So this morning, I'm driving on my way to work, in Dean's F-150. He let me borrow it over the weekend so that I could move all of my rims and crap out of my work stall to my house. He told me he's going to be back on Wednesday, and asked if I could put a new A/C compressor in it for him. No problem! I figure I'll bring it to work today, (Wednesday) and slap the compressor in on my lunch break. Well, as I pull up to the stop light at Longley and McCarran, I notice that the opposing light is yellow, and that mine will soon be green, so I put it in first gear and leave my foot on the clutch for the moment. All of a sudden, I notice that I'm creeping forward toward the back of the car in front of me! WTF!!!??? I pull it back out of gear really quick, and press and release the clutch pedal a couple of times, nothing. No clutch. So nothing. I assume there's a fluid leak, as after a couple pumps, with minimal pressure, the fing pedal just drops to the floor, and won't come back. Now's the part I really love, where I get out to push a FULL SIZE truck out of the street, and everyone nearby, sitting in their cars, and jogging down the street, sees NO reason whatsoever that they might give me a hand. I hate people. So, Dean, if you're reading this, your truck is parked, legally at least, on the corner of Spring Dr. and Longley, with no clutch. Lucky for you, I know a good mechanic who'll be happy to help you fix it! I then had to walk back home, luckily not too far, and get my car so I could haul ass to make it to work at my usual time. And this after spending 12 hours here yesterday, as Sperry and I didn't leave until 7 doing his tires last night... I'm tired now. __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..."

2006-03-29, 08:13 AM	#2
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Wow man that stinks. At least it happened at a place where you could safely put the car. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-03-29, 08:19 AM	#4
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Yeah, Dean's clutch system leaks. nice of him to tell you. Just fill it up and it will work for a while. If you're lucky there's a bottle of brake fluid in there somewhere. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-03-29, 08:50 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Hey at least you don't have to replace the clutch now right? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-03-29, 09:36 AM	#8
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	__________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

2006-03-29, 08:14 AM	#3
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	And I suppose on the upside you got your rims moved before that happened.

2006-03-29, 08:51 AM	#7
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	You should pull some parts off the truck and sell them for compensation

2006-03-29, 09:47 AM	#9
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	I figured it was a leak, but I didn't know it was a KNOWN problem! The way it lost pressure, it made sense to me that it sprung a leak, or blew the clutch line, so I wasn't afraid that I'd have to change the clutch or anything, but it still sucked! I was so concerned with getting to work, and didn't figure I could fix it on the side of the road with no tools anyway, so I just left it! Dean, you will be receiving a swift kick in the stones for not telling me this... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-03-29, 09:59 AM	#10
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Silly Cory, "Fix Or Repair Daily" and "Found On Road Dead" come to mind. And thanks again for all your help yesterday... the car is rediculous with those 255's on it. I'd really like to go play and find out what sort of traction it's got, but I'm afraid it's going to rub the 1st time I push it... so I'm waiting on the new stiffer rear springs that will allow me to raise the car an inch higher before pushing it. Plus it's still kinda wet out. I owe you drinks and dinner at the next meet for sure man! __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2006-03-29, 10:40 AM	#14
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	For Sale White POS ford F-150. 5spd, with leaking clutch circuit. A/C compressor bad. New part on front seat. Any reasonable offer won't be refused! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-03-29, 10:47 AM	#16
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Damn. Any suggestions?

2006-03-29, 10:53 AM	#17
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I can get the Titan and tow it to the shop for you, It won't be the first time I've pulled a Ford with the Nissan. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-03-29, 11:00 AM	#19
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Cool, thanks Scott. I'd be glad to pitch in for the rental.

2006-03-29, 12:25 PM	#21
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	CRAP... I am so sorry... I filled it before dropping it off, and it usually lasts a couple weeks. I beleive it is the slave cylinder, and was told it is on top of the tranny, and it takes like 3 hours to get to because you have to practically drop the transmission to get to it... But that could be BS. So I keep a bottle in the door to top it off. Damn, now I really owe you... Then again, if you moved you stuff over the weekend, why are you driving it today? Using up my gas? I'll go see if I can move it at about 4:00 and bring it to the shop if you can give me a ride back to my car when you are done with work. Again, really sorry. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2006-03-29, 12:29 PM	#22
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	If your old F-series 5 speed is similar to my dad's old Ranger 4x4 5 speed, yeah, the clutch slave is a bitch. Tanny has to be dropped. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-03-29, 12:52 PM	#24
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Drove it home from here on Sat, with my crap in it, and it sat there until this morning, at which time it only made about a 6 block trip, so don't worry about your gas!! Unless somebody's siphoning it out as we speak... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-03-29, 01:16 PM	#25
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Again, I'm sorry, and should have told you about the clutch. The night I dropped it off was kind of F'ed up, and time got short and I forgot. And just so everyone doesn't think I'm more of an ass than they already do... I was kidding about the gas if you didn't see the smiley, and I specifically said Cory could use the truck to move his crap, without any expectation of compensation. I planned on paying Cory his normal hourly rate for the AC work. Now I think it's going to be a bit more expensive... Maybe a large beer on thursday? __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

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