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Old 2007-03-13, 11:08 AM   #1
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Thank you Baby Jeebus!!!!! And to boot... it's Bob Danger!!

He's doing good so far. Getting the routine down. Frankly, I can't explain how glad I am just to have someone working next to me that's not a COMPLETE MORON!

[even if he does smell like yeast... ]
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Old 2007-03-13, 11:09 AM   #2
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So... you're saying Bob is a partial moron?
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Old 2007-03-13, 11:12 AM   #3
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So... you're saying Bob is a partial moron?
If he's not now, something tells me that being a Nissan Lube Tech will make you one... there's no way that other guy was naturally as moronic as Cory described.
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Old 2007-03-13, 11:12 AM   #4
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So... you're saying Bob is a partial moron?
Even if so, it's still better than the "Black Hole of Intelligent Thought" that used to have the job!
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Old 2007-03-13, 11:13 AM   #5
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If he's not now, something tells me that being a Nissan Lube Tech will make you one... there's no way that other guy was naturally as moronic as Cory described.
Trust me, that guy came in the door that way... Some of us are just born special!
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Old 2007-03-13, 11:21 AM   #6
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So... you're saying Bob is a partial moron?
Bob says: Up yours Jerkwad!
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Old 2007-03-13, 12:19 PM   #7
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Old 2007-03-13, 12:26 PM   #8
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Congrats Bob-o.
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Even if so, it's still better than the "Black Hole of Intelligent Thought" that used to have the job!
You must be referring to Mr. Old Toyota Pickup.

Edit: oh look, somebody bumped that one up...
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Old 2007-03-13, 12:51 PM   #10
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Even if so, it's still better than the "Black Hole of Intelligent Thought" that used to have the job!
At least Bob has half a brain.
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Old 2007-03-13, 12:59 PM   #11
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Are you feeling the love yet, Bob? Apparently you're not a complete moron, smell like yeast and have half a brain
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Old 2007-03-13, 03:07 PM   #12
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I can't wait till Bob gets home so he can reply to this thread...
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Old 2007-03-13, 03:16 PM   #13
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Sweet!!!!

(I'm still not letting him touch the Titan)
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Old 2007-03-13, 04:57 PM   #14
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Come on now, my brain is at lest the size of a womens.

I'm good with math. Tim can vouch for that.
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Old 2007-03-14, 06:26 AM   #15
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Sweet!!!!

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Old 2007-03-14, 07:23 AM   #16
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Come on now, my brain is at lest the size of a womens.
This was intentionel right?
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Old 2007-03-14, 12:56 PM   #17
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I'm good with math. Tim can vouch for that.
So you carried me through that math class...

Alright, I'll give you that.

How's working again? Better Question; How was the break?
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This was intentionel right?
That's what made it funny, you ass.

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How's working again? Better Question; How was the break?
The break was awesome, it didn't last long enough.
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Etgay Entbay.
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What does eBay have to do with anything? o_0
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No, it's EntBay. That's where those tree creatures in Middle Earth sell their junk online.
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