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Old 2009-07-09, 06:52 PM   #1
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Old 2009-07-09, 07:22 PM   #2
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Old 2009-07-09, 08:20 PM   #3
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It would look awesome on fire.
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Old 2009-07-09, 10:27 PM   #4
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Old 2009-07-10, 10:34 AM   #5
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Old 2009-07-10, 11:11 AM   #6
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It would look awesome on fire.
Yeah, but 4 out of 5 things would look more awesome on fire. Let's try it:

Angry Bear < Angry Bear on Fire
Korean Dictator < Korean Dictator on Fire
The Moon < The Moon onFire
A school bus jumping over 100 motorcycles < A school bus on fire jumping over 100 motorcycles on fire

but

My paycheck > My paycheck on Fire

See!
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Old 2009-07-10, 11:16 AM   #7
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Who gets paper checks anymore?

My EFT on fire.
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Old 2009-07-10, 11:19 AM   #8
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I do. "Direct Deposit" here at N of R includes the business office manager sending one of the detail guys to your bank the day after payday, with your check and acct. #, so they can deposit it for you... That's pretty fucking direct if you ask me...
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Old 2009-07-10, 11:22 AM   #9
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Old 2009-07-10, 11:32 AM   #10
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HAHA! That's pretty legit though. I wish I had a detailer that deposited my check.
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Old 2009-07-10, 12:44 PM   #11
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I do. "Direct Deposit" here at N of R includes the business office manager sending one of the detail guys to your bank the day after payday, with your check and acct. #, so they can deposit it for you... That's pretty fucking direct if you ask me...
That is some ghetto-ass old-school banking right there.

How does your financing department handling loans and stuff? Do they chisel a contract on a stone tablet and have some dude dressed as Moses deliver it to the lender at the top of a mountain?
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Old 2009-07-10, 12:46 PM   #12
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That is some ghetto-ass old-school banking right there.

How does your financing department handling loans and stuff? Do they chisel a contract on a stone tablet and have some dude dressed as Moses deliver it to the lender at the top of a mountain?
Come on man, they have THE SUPER FINANCE TEAM!
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Old 2009-07-10, 12:56 PM   #13
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That is some ghetto-ass old-school banking right there.

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Moses was fired for constantly smashing the tablets.
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Old 2009-07-10, 02:48 PM   #15
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Thats some embarrassing shit right there.
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Old 2009-07-10, 03:28 PM   #16
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Old 2009-07-10, 03:40 PM   #17
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Old 2009-07-10, 04:38 PM   #18
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What? It's Obama with Chia-Pet-like fire-stuff
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Old 2009-07-12, 08:44 PM   #19
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Actually, they are a little more advanced than that. They burn it into a plank of wood. (That's what it seemed like when we got the 370Z)
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