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Old 2008-02-19, 02:41 PM   #26
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I can't wait for them to drag someone down to the station for being in a parkng lot after dark.
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Old 2008-02-19, 05:24 PM   #27
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I can't wait for them to drag someone down to the station for being in a parkng lot after dark.
I went ahead and called in a tip that there will be some shady fuckers in the parking lot at the tamarack on thursday night.
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Old 2008-02-19, 06:20 PM   #28
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I went ahead and called in a tip that there will be some shady fuckers in the parking lot at the tamarack on thursday night.
As long as Cory's there the rest of us will be okay.
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Old 2008-02-19, 06:33 PM   #29
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As long as Cory's there the rest of us will be okay.
Strangely enough, the aforementioned victim of Reno 911 clownage is of similar ancestry....this might work....
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The description of the guy they're looking for is a white dude...


Sucks to be you guys!!!
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Yeah, it's a hunt for whitey this time!
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Sucks to be you guys!!!
Yeah, sucks to be you guys
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Old 2008-02-19, 09:01 PM   #34
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The description of the guy they're looking for is a white dude...


Sucks to be you guys!!!
But, random black dude > white perp on the Police hassle rankings. Sucks to be oppressed!
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But, random black dude > white perp on the Police hassle rankings. Sucks to be oppressed!

No really. I've been driving around all week, with my windows down and the radio up super loud, throwing fake gang signs out the window at every cop I see. They really have no interest in me at the moment... YOU are the one that looks suspicious now Kev.
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Old 2008-02-19, 09:11 PM   #36
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No really. I've been driving around all week, with my windows down and the radio up super loud, throwing fake gang signs out the window at every cop I see. They really have no interest in me at the moment... YOU are the one that looks suspicious now Kev.
So... where do I get a can of blackface anyway?
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I guess Bob isn't a threat either.



Cop 1 "Hey Steve, get a look at that guy over there. He looks like a greasy scumbag!"

Cop 2 "Yeah, look at that long haired bastard. I bet he couldn't get close enough to a girl to be any real danger though."

Cop 1 "Your probably right. Lets get out of here."

Cop 2 "We can't leave yet, he's still changing my oil."
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So... where do I get a can of blackface anyway?
Shoe polish store?
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Yeah, it's a hunt for whitey this time!
White criminals are the really scary ones... mass murders, serial rapists, TV evangelists, heads in the fridge type psychos, etc. Black criminals just get arrested for smoking weed and pimping hoes... so while they're in and out of the clink frequently, they're not in super-max because of a disturbing underground sex-lair discovery or anything.

With the exception of the beltway snipers, name one black mass murder.
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White criminals are the really scary ones... mass murders, serial rapists, TV evangelists, heads in the fridge type psychos, etc. Black criminals just get arrested for smoking weed and pimping hoes... so while they're in and out of the clink frequently, they're not in super-max because of a disturbing underground sex-lair discovery or anything.

With the exception of the beltway snipers, name one black mass murder.
Exactly! We just usually shoot each other for wearing the wrong color in the wrong neighborhood, and shit like that. And even with the exception of the snipers, you still don't see black guys going all Buffalo Bill and making a "people suit"...
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I nominate this statement for un-PC QOTW.

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The whole statement was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek... I guess I kinda left off the smilies. I hope no one is taking me too seriously!

...'cause, black people also get arrested for stealing stereos too.
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The whole statement was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek... I guess I kinda left off the smilies. I hope no one is taking me too seriously!

...'cause, black people also get arrested for stealing stereos too.
You're KILLING me!

Have fun with the cops when they stop you tonight for a "random" DNA sample whitey!
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Have fun with the cops when they stop you tonight for a "random" DNA sample whitey!
I bet there's plenty of white dudes out right now hoping a female cop pulls 'em over.

...but I bet they get arrested faster than a black dude driving a hummer on 22's doing 2 mph over the limit when they whip it out to supply the "DNA sample".
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Robert Mugabe comes to mind. Also... there's this place called Rwanda...
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I bet there's plenty of white dudes out right now hoping a female cop pulls 'em over.

...but I bet they get arrested faster than a black dude driving a hummer on 22's doing 2 mph over the limit when they whip it out to supply the "DNA sample".
Ummm... when they whip out that cheek-scraping thingy?
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Robert Mugabe comes to mind. Also... there's this place called Rwanda...
That's what I was thinking too (Rawanda, DRC, etc) but I think he was more referring to 1st world countries.
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I would like to do something to piss them off and not get sued, but a funeral is not the place to do that. Maybe I can catch them at the airport.
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That's what I was thinking too (Rawanda, DRC, etc) but I think he was more referring to 1st world countries.
I was referring to the USA alone.

Back on topic, the Brianna memorial stuff is getting out of hand. That street is no longer a useful street. There's two tent pavilion things setup to keep all the flowers and teddy bears out of the rain.

Why people want to memorialize where her body was found rather than her life is beyond me. "Hey lets worship where this bastard left her body".
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