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Old 2004-12-15, 05:19 PM   #101
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I'm taking it out of your ass with a torque wrench.

Yeah, and not one of those 1/2" drive numbers, either.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:23 PM   #102
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I'm taking it out of your ass with a torque wrench.

Yeah, and not one of those 1/2" drive numbers, either.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:24 PM   #103
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that's a big tool.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:26 PM   #104
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that's a big tool.
Holy Shit...

Scott is indeed a big tool...but the wrench would hurt somethin fierce./
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:37 PM   #105
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Screw you guys then... I'm gonna get my own shop and not let any of you lawsuit happy clowns near it!
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:48 PM   #106
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Renter's insurance...........lawsuits............umbrella liability..........I wonder what the new management at our complex will think when UPS drops off my next powder order at the office. I gotta do it soon --- probably close to 30# of smokeless.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:50 PM   #107
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Renter's insurance...........lawsuits............umbrella liability..........I wonder what the new management at our complex will think when UPS drops off my next powder order at the office. I gotta do it soon --- probably close to 30# of smokeless.
Probably something like "Hey look, UPS is here." *Attention reverts to Solitaire on Windows or whatever was occupying them at the time.
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:51 PM   #108
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Renter's insurance...........lawsuits............umbrella liability..........I wonder what the new management at our complex will think when UPS drops off my next powder order at the office. I gotta do it soon --- probably close to 30# of smokeless.


UPS driver: "so uh, anybody mind if I smoke right quick"?

Scott's Office: BOOOOOM!!!!
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Old 2004-12-15, 06:01 PM   #109
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Renter's insurance...........lawsuits............umbrella liability..........I wonder what the new management at our complex will think when UPS drops off my next powder order at the office. I gotta do it soon --- probably close to 30# of smokeless.
Probably something like "Hey look, UPS is here." *Attention reverts to Solitaire on Windows or whatever was occupying them at the time.

I'm sure the Hazard label and the "smokeless gunpowder" markings will grab their attention when they sign for it:

"Uhhh, is that thing safe here? Could you just leave it outside?"

....not realizing that the Aqua-Net in their hair is more immediately flammable....
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Old 2004-12-15, 08:45 PM   #110
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If you're going to open up a shop you will need a set of tools to go with it:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...category=35001
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