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Old 2008-09-19, 11:37 AM   #1
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Came up at the meet last night. What would the title of the book be, if you wrote your autobiography up to right now?

Mine would be: "By the time you are done reading this, you'll wish you hadn't"
OR, as Scott suggested: "Beware: You can't un-read this..."
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Old 2008-09-19, 12:02 PM   #2
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I'm waiting to see how the book ends before I give it a title. Really hoping the second half will be the best part, but I have my doubts. Should have stuck with the original way the book was going after chapter 3.
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Old 2008-09-19, 12:42 PM   #3
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My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.
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Old 2008-09-19, 01:12 PM   #4
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I would title mine

"History of the World: Part 2"

or

"Hey Ya'll, Watch This"
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Old 2008-09-19, 01:15 PM   #5
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My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.
"Fuck that Miami Vice looking mutherfucker."

My book:

"I'm right, even when you're not wrong. Living the semantics lifestyle the sperry way."
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Old 2008-09-19, 02:31 PM   #6
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Old 2008-09-19, 02:42 PM   #7
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Old 2008-09-19, 03:09 PM   #8
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Old 2008-09-19, 03:29 PM   #9
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Mine: Bob Danger's tale of Misanthropy, and Elitism

Jonny's: Bros, a Picture Book.

Pete's: Pink Shirts, Tight Pants, and You!

Tim's: How to be so Smug, that Bob Danger knocks your metaphor of life, out of your hands. (Printed on Hemp paper)
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Old 2008-09-19, 03:48 PM   #10
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Old 2008-09-19, 04:05 PM   #11
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Old 2008-09-20, 04:57 PM   #12
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Old 2008-09-22, 07:52 AM   #13
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Dang Bob you're on a roll. Fag.
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Old 2008-09-22, 09:12 AM   #14
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Mine would be titled "*clap clap* weeee!"
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Old 2008-09-22, 01:38 PM   #15
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Mine would be titled "*clap clap* weeee!"
Sounds like they would be selling that at an adult book store.
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Old 2008-09-22, 02:57 PM   #16
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Sounds like they would be selling that at an adult book store.

Alternatively, it could be "Strippers, Mashed Potatoes, and Pinwheels: How I Led a Joy-filled Life"



Love ya, Deede
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Old 2008-09-22, 03:06 PM   #17
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Old 2008-09-23, 09:11 AM   #18
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Alternatively, it could be "Strippers, Mashed Potatoes, and Pinwheels: How I Led a Joy-filled Life"



Love ya, Deede

You're good! All I could think of was "Look sparkles, Oooooo"
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Old 2008-09-23, 09:50 AM   #19
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Old 2008-09-23, 09:39 PM   #20
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My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.
I was hoping for something including, "I got this bitch."




I don't know what the title of mine would be, but it would plagiarize heavily from this:
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Old 2008-09-25, 10:00 PM   #21
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And Aaron hit the nail on the head with Deede's autobiography title.
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