Elko cop pulled over for DUI by cop husband, had to call for backup - Page 2 - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:29 PM

Some of us are getting our angry bastard training in now....you know, so I'm ready. Is 34 old?

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

Some of us are getting our angry bastard training in now....you know, so I'm ready. Is 34 old?

Maybe not old, but because you are over 30, I cant trust you.

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:33 PM

I can't trust me either.

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

I can't trust me either.

Reassuring words from a nurse.

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:40 PM

You're going to feel a little pressure.....

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

You're going to feel a little pressure.....

WOW. I didnt even have to ask for the happy ending!

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:45 PM

Oh it ain't happy

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

Oh it ain't happy

Says you!

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:47 PM

Milk and molasses enemas or VRE swabs your thing huh? eesh gross even just typing it.

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

Milk and molasses enemas or VRE swabs your thing huh? eesh gross even just typing it.

I dont know what a VRE swab is, but we a a couple ingredients short of some pancakes!

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 04:54 PM

You'll never eat anything with molasses ever again....after I had to give one (I didn't think the doc was serious) I went home that night and promptly threw away my bottle of molasses. No more molasses cookies for me.

VRE swab to test for a bacteria in your, you know. The 'ICU handshake' .... 'yer gonna feel a little pressure down there...and done!' blech

sperry · 2007-08-16, 04:57 PM

Wait, milk and molasses enemas are real, you didn't make them up just now? WTF is the point of that? Blech!

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

You'll never eat anything with molasses ever again....after I had to give one (I didn't think the doc was serious) I went home that night and promptly threw away my bottle of molasses. No more molasses cookies for me.

VRE swab to test for a bacteria in your, you know. The 'ICU handshake' .... 'yer gonna feel a little pressure down there...and done!' blech

What does the Molasses do?

moose · 2007-08-16, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ShawnS

Damn noobs. Go back to your mommy!

Shut up Shawn. Because you're my older brother doesn't give you the right to be mean to me.

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-08-16, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ShawnS

What does the Molasses do?

If you have to ask...

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 05:07 PM

First off, blech is correct, or wait make that BBBBLLLLLEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yes its a powerful osmotic that will drag a shit of you like, well like shit through a goose. Sometimes trauma patients will not have shat for so long their ammonia builds up and makes them batshit confused, like trying to stand up with a cranial drain still in their head. High ammonia is not good.

Also if they haven't crapped for a week or so and they have a surgery on the way, and we've tried every other thing from MoM to mag citrate, its time to make some cookies. It always happens on thedays that they serve beef and barley soup in the caf....

One certain doctor is known for prescribing them, after all, you don't want to have gigantic BM while on the operating table, no? Sterile field? What sterile field.

In case you're feeling backed up:
300cc molassess
200cc whole milk.
Pour together, warm in microwave.

Funnel that shit in there and hope to god they will stay on the bedpan. In the two I've had the displeasure of giving, well, imagine striking oil...but not being happy about it.

one guy we had to give one was so confused and full of ammonia (critical level), that he crawled off the bed with wires all over him, a tube draining his chest cavity, IV's stretching to the max and was trying to shit into a 4' high trashcan....he wasn't tall enough. 4 hours later me and 3 other RN's had him cleaned up and back in bed. 4 hours.... it looked like a horsepen in there. Roadapples everywhere. We had no idea he even had the strength to get up because we couldn't get him to the same morninig. I turn my back to answer the trauma pager for 3 seconds and all hell broke loose in ther, so to speak.

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 05:10 PM

TMI?

You asked....

I just realized we went from cops getting a DUI, to age issues, to trust issues, to stuff going in the butt, then to terrible things flying out of the butt at high velocity. i wonder if dinner's ready?

ShawnS · 2007-08-16, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

First off, blech is correct, or wait make that BBBBLLLLLEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yes its a powerful osmotic that will drag a shit of you like, well like shit through a goose. Sometimes trauma patients will not have shat for so long their ammonia builds up and makes them batshit confused, like trying to stand up with a cranial drain still in their head. High ammonia is not good.

Also if they haven't crapped for a week or so and they have a surgery on the way, and we've tried every other thing from MoM to mag citrate, its time to make some cookies. It always happens on thedays that they serve beef and barley soup in the caf....

One certain doctor is known for prescribing them, after all, you don't want to have gigantic BM while on the operating table, no? Sterile field? What sterile field.

In case you're feeling backed up:
300cc molassess
200cc whole milk.
Pour together, warm in microwave.

Funnel that shit in there and hope to god they will stay on the bedpan. In the two I've had the displeasure of giving, well, imagine striking oil...but not being happy about it.

one guy we had to give one was so confused and full of ammonia (critical level), that he crawled off the bed with wires all over him, a tube draining his chest cavity, IV's stretching to the max and was trying to shit into a 4' high trashcan....he wasn't tall enough. 4 hours later me and 3 other RN's had him cleaned up and back in bed. 4 hours.... it looked like a horsepen in there. Roadapples everywhere. We had no idea he even had the strength to get up because we couldn't get him to the same morninig. I turn my back to answer the trauma pager for 3 seconds and all hell broke loose in ther, so to speak.

It's just like watching an episode of Scrubs.

moose · 2007-08-16, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by left footed whooten

TMI?

You asked....

I just realized we went from cops getting a DUI, to age issues, to trust issues, to stuff going in the butt, then to terrible things flying out of the butt at high velocity. i wonder if dinner's ready?

That sounds like a family dinner in my house

MattR · 2007-08-16, 06:25 PM

This thread is so informative.

left footed whooten · 2007-08-16, 07:47 PM

All the stuff you did not want to know.

Kevin M · 2007-08-16, 08:23 PM

sperry · 2007-08-16, 09:25 PM

This thread gets the descriptive imagery award of the week.

left footed whooten · 2007-08-17, 09:19 PM

You probably don't want to eat with me then.

2007-08-16, 04:29 PM	#26
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	Some of us are getting our angry bastard training in now....you know, so I'm ready. Is 34 old? __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:33 PM	#28
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	I can't trust me either. __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:40 PM	#30
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	You're going to feel a little pressure..... __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:45 PM	#32
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	Oh it ain't happy __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:47 PM	#34
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	Milk and molasses enemas or VRE swabs your thing huh? eesh gross even just typing it. __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:54 PM	#36
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	You'll never eat anything with molasses ever again....after I had to give one (I didn't think the doc was serious) I went home that night and promptly threw away my bottle of molasses. No more molasses cookies for me. VRE swab to test for a bacteria in your, you know. The 'ICU handshake' .... 'yer gonna feel a little pressure down there...and done!' blech __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 04:57 PM	#37
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Wait, milk and molasses enemas are real, you didn't make them up just now? WTF is the point of that? Blech! __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-16, 05:07 PM	#41
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	First off, blech is correct, or wait make that BBBBLLLLLEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Yes its a powerful osmotic that will drag a shit of you like, well like shit through a goose. Sometimes trauma patients will not have shat for so long their ammonia builds up and makes them batshit confused, like trying to stand up with a cranial drain still in their head. High ammonia is not good. Also if they haven't crapped for a week or so and they have a surgery on the way, and we've tried every other thing from MoM to mag citrate, its time to make some cookies. It always happens on thedays that they serve beef and barley soup in the caf.... One certain doctor is known for prescribing them, after all, you don't want to have gigantic BM while on the operating table, no? Sterile field? What sterile field. In case you're feeling backed up: 300cc molassess 200cc whole milk. Pour together, warm in microwave. Funnel that shit in there and hope to god they will stay on the bedpan. In the two I've had the displeasure of giving, well, imagine striking oil...but not being happy about it. one guy we had to give one was so confused and full of ammonia (critical level), that he crawled off the bed with wires all over him, a tube draining his chest cavity, IV's stretching to the max and was trying to shit into a 4' high trashcan....he wasn't tall enough. 4 hours later me and 3 other RN's had him cleaned up and back in bed. 4 hours.... it looked like a horsepen in there. Roadapples everywhere. We had no idea he even had the strength to get up because we couldn't get him to the same morninig. I turn my back to answer the trauma pager for 3 seconds and all hell broke loose in ther, so to speak. __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 05:10 PM	#42
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	TMI? You asked.... I just realized we went from cops getting a DUI, to age issues, to trust issues, to stuff going in the butt, then to terrible things flying out of the butt at high velocity. i wonder if dinner's ready? __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 06:25 PM	#45
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2007-08-16, 07:47 PM	#46
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	All the stuff you did not want to know. __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log

2007-08-16, 08:23 PM	#47
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2007-08-16, 09:25 PM	#48
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	This thread gets the descriptive imagery award of the week. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-17, 09:19 PM	#49
left footed whooten EJ251 Real Name: Dylan Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Truckee Posts: 539 Car: 06 WRX wagon CGM Class: Stuck working weekends	You probably don't want to eat with me then. __________________ I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log