The "good find" sperry-rant. - Page 2 - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

tysonK · 2005-12-27, 03:13 PM

Most of the posts on many of the forums I waste my time on have much worse one-line-nothing-posts. I'm really tired of "+1", "^"=for people too laxy to just quote people, and some of the time this stupid ass character is not even pointing to the correct post.

The most annoying part for me the extra scrolling I do just in case something is actuallly useful below those posts.

sperry · 2005-12-27, 03:23 PM

Okay, this rant was intended as entertainment for the board. I'm a little surprised about all the semi-serious replies!

As far as the reply I made to Dean's post about the tire article, my intention was to imply that I was going to go read it and add my thoughts to the thread at a future time (that hasn't occured yet... I'm too busy tire shopping).

Anyway, I hope people were at least mildly entertained by the rant. Next time I'll try not to hit a topic so close to home, and stick to stuff like drive-thru complaints.

Oh, and Bonny is from Pulp Fiction.

dknv · 2005-12-27, 04:00 PM

^

My bad.

MattR · 2005-12-27, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Okay, this rant was intended as entertainment for the board. I'm a little surprised about all the semi-serious replies!

As far as the reply I made to Dean's post about the tire article, my intention was to imply that I was going to go read it and add my thoughts to the thread at a future time (that hasn't occured yet... I'm too busy tire shopping).

Anyway, I hope people were at least mildly entertained by the rant. Next time I'll try not to hit a topic so close to home, and stick to stuff like drive-thru complaints.

Oh, and Bonny is from Pulp Fiction.

Hahaha, I know your bitterness is usually just an act. I am so entertained by your sour nature sometimes though, because it can be very convincing...I thought you were attacking me, so I was feeling sorry for myself...

Debbie, I'm glad you got a good laugh today, I did too!

Man, that Bonnie quote was funny though. I didn't want to point it out, but damn that made me laugh.

MikeK · 2005-12-27, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Okay, this rant was intended as entertainment for the board. I'm a little surprised about all the semi-serious replies!

We weren't sure if you were joking or if you were about to beat us, so we just played it safe

MattR · 2005-12-27, 04:09 PM

If I knew how to photoshop , I'd put your face on Andy Rooney's body...

sperry/rooney- "Why is it, that every time I sit on the toilet, I just let out a HUUUUGe fart?????, What is the deal???"

MattR · 2005-12-27, 04:12 PM

Nick and Matt are my two favorite internet friends today....

http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...4&postcount=64

http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...9&postcount=66

doubleurx · 2005-12-27, 04:37 PM

Superior Acquisition this thread is.

sonicsuby · 2005-12-27, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

Nick and Matt are my two favorite internet friends today....

http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...4&postcount=64

http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...9&postcount=66

GOOD FIND, FUCKER! LOLLERCOPTER!!!

Nick Koan · 2005-12-27, 05:26 PM

I'm about ready to make a rant about people that use wala or wolla or wahlah, or whatever alternate spelling, instead of voila. I'm not so picky that you need the accent mark over the a, but for Christ's sake people, at least use the right word.

Don't even get me started on 'all intensive purposes'...

sonicsuby · 2005-12-27, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nKoan

I'm about ready to make a rant about people that use wala or wolla or wahlah, or whatever alternate spelling, instead of voila. I'm not so picky that you need the accent mark over the a, but for Christ's sake people, at least use the right word.

Don't even get me started on 'all intensive purposes'...

They're not using an "alternate" or "cool" spelling, they're just dumb fucks.

Ezdno · 2005-12-27, 07:07 PM

Well FUCK that doesnt change the fact that I am sick and tired of my damn relatives!

You know what I hate??!! its people that dont use the apostrophe when using contractions, or people that dont capitalize their damn sentences, or people that use the wrong word that sounds the same but has a differnent meaning all together. oh and it just pisses me off when people use there lack of internetese to form run on meaningless sentences!

Oh and I hate it that I have not got a chance to go to a meet and meet you damn subaru owners! If I didnt have to go to a free dinner at the Ruby Ridge Steakhouse and do a white elephant gift exchange this thursday!!!! (any ideas on a $15 white elephant gift?)I would friggen be their!

M3n2c3 · 2005-12-27, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezdno

Well FUCK that doesnt change the fact that I am sick and tired of my damn relatives!

You know what I hate??!! its people that dont use the apostrophe when using contractions, or people that dont capitalize their damn sentences, or people that use the wrong word that sounds the same but has a differnent meaning all together. oh and it just pisses me off when people use there lack of internetese to form run on meaningless sentences!

Oh and I hate it that I have not got a chance to go to a meet and meet you damn subaru owners! If I didnt have to go to a free dinner at the Ruby Ridge Steakhouse and do a white elephant gift exchange this thursday!!!! (any ideas on a $15 white elephant gift?)I would friggen be their!

Since I was able to recognize your sarcasm (hell, we should all have bruises now from being hit over the head by it), I'll just comment on the one you didn't mention (but used nonetheless). . . there/they're/their. Although I did get a laugh out of "differnent."

And WTF is a white elephant gift

doubleurx · 2005-12-27, 08:29 PM

And WTF is a white elephant gift

[/QUOTE]

A big pile of $15 crap!

dknv · 2005-12-27, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3n2c3

And WTF is a white elephant gift

haha, St. Nick knows:

http://www.santalady.com/xmasgame/whiteelephant.html

$15, ok, that says to me, a $10 starbucks card, and a mug from Pakistan in the shape of an elephant, spray-painted white and valued at $5.

cody · 2005-12-27, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezdno

Well FUCK that doesnt change the fact that I am sick and tired of my damn relatives!

You know what I hate??!! its people that dont use the apostrophe when using contractions, or people that dont capitalize their damn sentences, or people that use the wrong word that sounds the same but has a differnent meaning all together. oh and it just pisses me off when people use there lack of internetese to form run on meaningless sentences!

Oh and I hate it that I have not got a chance to go to a meet and meet you damn subaru owners! If I didnt have to go to a free dinner at the Ruby Ridge Steakhouse and do a white elephant gift exchange this thursday!!!! (any ideas on a $15 white elephant gift?)I would friggen be their!

$15 Visa/MC Gift Card

I hate when people complain.

Ezdno · 2005-12-27, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3n2c3

And WTF is a white elephant gift

No No....a white elephant gift...although seems to referrence a large white elephant. Instead of doing a gift exchange, each person at the old job picks up a Gift with a $15 dollar limit. No holds barred usually, risque' is the rule. Then during the exchange numbers are drawn to see who picks first. As each persons gift if chosen the next person has a chance to steal the other persons gift or choose to keep the one they have. However the next person can steal yours when its their turn, and so on and so on until the last person picks. Its quite entertaining actually, and the fun part is that each person is forced to unwrap the gift and reveal it outloud to the rest of the group.

I could be a loser and get a gift card, but I think having them say outloud that they got something a bit more exciting would be more fun, especially since it will be out in the open at the Ruby River. I spent a few minutes at Spencers looking around at stuff, but didn't pick anything up yet.

Ezdno · 2005-12-27, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

I hate when people complain.

You haven't heard me complain YET!

cody · 2005-12-27, 11:03 PM

Well since a gift card is a "loser" gift...

...get a 36 pack of Trojans at Target.

Ezdno · 2005-12-27, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

Well since a gift card is a "loser" gift...

...get a 36 pack of Trojans at Target.

It's not that the gift card is a "loser gift" persay, but in the context of the game it would be rather bland in comparison to "Oral Sex the Game" or say a "36 pack of Trojans". I was thinking of buying "Your First Bondage Kit" or the "Stripper Pole in a Box" but the latter was $79...so I am thinking of that one for the wife(me) for valentines day

MPREZIV · 2005-12-28, 07:54 AM

Whoa there Dean-o! Too much information dude!

Just buy a giant rubber dick! That always does the trick!

Wait, that was too much information too. . .

cody · 2005-12-28, 09:38 AM

How much does a hooker in a cake cost?

M3n2c3 · 2005-12-28, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

How much does a hooker in a cake cost?

Any hooker you could get to jump out of a cake for a paltry $15 would definitely only be good for a scare.

MPREZIV · 2005-12-28, 11:39 AM

^^^I suggest not eating the cake afterwards as well.

"Umm. . . dude, that's not frosting. That's ___________ (fill in awful STD with impending discharge)!"

M3n2c3 · 2005-12-28, 12:31 PM

Argh. You had to go and say, "discharge," right as I was eating lunch. I don't know if I can finish my spaghetti-os now.

<--- I'm sick to my stomach, but still laughing!

2005-12-27, 03:13 PM	#26
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	Most of the posts on many of the forums I waste my time on have much worse one-line-nothing-posts. I'm really tired of "+1", "^"=for people too laxy to just quote people, and some of the time this stupid ass character is not even pointing to the correct post. The most annoying part for me the extra scrolling I do just in case something is actuallly useful below those posts. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2005-12-27, 03:23 PM	#27
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Okay, this rant was intended as entertainment for the board. I'm a little surprised about all the semi-serious replies! As far as the reply I made to Dean's post about the tire article, my intention was to imply that I was going to go read it and add my thoughts to the thread at a future time (that hasn't occured yet... I'm too busy tire shopping). Anyway, I hope people were at least mildly entertained by the rant. Next time I'll try not to hit a topic so close to home, and stick to stuff like drive-thru complaints. Oh, and Bonny is from Pulp Fiction. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2005-12-27, 04:09 PM	#31
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2005-12-27, 04:12 PM	#32
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Nick and Matt are my two favorite internet friends today.... http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...4&postcount=64 http://forums.i-club.com/forums/show...9&postcount=66 __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-12-27, 05:26 PM	#35
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	I'm about ready to make a rant about people that use wala or wolla or wahlah, or whatever alternate spelling, instead of voila. I'm not so picky that you need the accent mark over the a, but for Christ's sake people, at least use the right word. Don't even get me started on 'all intensive purposes'... __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2005-12-27, 04:00 PM	#28
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	^ My bad.

2005-12-27, 04:37 PM	#33
doubleurx EJ205 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Truckee Posts: 1,948	Superior Acquisition this thread is.

2005-12-27, 07:07 PM	#37
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	Well FUCK that doesnt change the fact that I am sick and tired of my damn relatives! You know what I hate??!! its people that dont use the apostrophe when using contractions, or people that dont capitalize their damn sentences, or people that use the wrong word that sounds the same but has a differnent meaning all together. oh and it just pisses me off when people use there lack of internetese to form run on meaningless sentences! Oh and I hate it that I have not got a chance to go to a meet and meet you damn subaru owners! If I didnt have to go to a free dinner at the Ruby Ridge Steakhouse and do a white elephant gift exchange this thursday!!!! (any ideas on a $15 white elephant gift?)I would friggen be their! __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2005-12-27, 08:29 PM	#39
doubleurx EJ205 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Truckee Posts: 1,948	And WTF is a white elephant gift [/QUOTE] A big pile of $15 crap!

2005-12-27, 11:03 PM	#44
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Well since a gift card is a "loser" gift... ...get a 36 pack of Trojans at Target. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2005-12-28, 07:54 AM	#46
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Whoa there Dean-o! Too much information dude! Just buy a giant rubber dick! That always does the trick! Wait, that was too much information too. . . __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2005-12-28, 09:38 AM	#47
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	How much does a hooker in a cake cost? __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2005-12-28, 11:39 AM	#49
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	^^^I suggest not eating the cake afterwards as well. "Umm. . . dude, that's not frosting. That's ___________ (fill in awful STD with impending discharge)!" __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2005-12-28, 12:31 PM	#50
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	Argh. You had to go and say, "discharge," right as I was eating lunch. I don't know if I can finish my spaghetti-os now. <--- I'm sick to my stomach, but still laughing! __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

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