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Old 2008-06-02, 03:11 PM   #1
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...you are fourth on the left column between thieves and blasphemers. I must have missed that passage in Leviticus back in Bible study but probably would assume it applies to motorsport fans too. Sorry to be the one to break the bad news to some (if not most) of you guys.
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Old 2008-06-02, 03:18 PM   #2
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Old 2008-06-02, 03:23 PM   #3
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...you are fourth on the left column between thieves and blasphemers. I must have missed that passage in Leviticus back in Bible study but probably would assume it applies to motorsport fans too. Sorry to be the one to break the bad news to some (if not most) of you guys.
Dammit! And I've been known to monger me some whores as well... I guess I'm burning in hell.
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Old 2008-06-02, 03:33 PM   #4
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Man, some of those are what make life interesting.

Except child molesters. They can go to hell.
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Old 2008-06-02, 03:48 PM   #5
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I'd have been clear if they'd left of being a witch. Oh, and porn.
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Old 2008-06-02, 04:05 PM   #6
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Damn, I'm listed on there a few times...
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Old 2008-06-02, 04:09 PM   #7
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I'll knock off half the list before the night's through?
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Old 2008-06-02, 04:14 PM   #8
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Old 2008-06-02, 05:43 PM   #9
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Definitely on that list more than once...

Nice edit there Matt!
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Old 2008-06-02, 06:19 PM   #10
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aw man I'm an evolutionist, but it's such a fun car!
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Old 2008-06-02, 10:38 PM   #11
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Old 2008-06-03, 08:13 AM   #12
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damn that list.. I guess I too will be pushing the Down button on that elevator.
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