ladies - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

bign · 2008-07-10, 10:28 PM

People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.

Bob Danger · 2008-07-10, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bign

People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.

Are you serious?

Dean · 2008-07-11, 06:09 AM

He may be serious, but he is posting in the wrong place. Not that we don't have some attractive ladies in the club, most of us are male and car/tech nerds.

Take it to Craigslist and be prepared to open your wallet. WIDE! And you may want to wash the car before and after.

MPREZIV · 2008-07-11, 06:34 AM

I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your F*ing face!

Tahoe C5 · 2008-07-11, 06:57 AM

"THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN IS THAT MONEY MAKES THEM HORNEY" Willie Nelson

JonnydaJibba · 2008-07-11, 07:17 AM

Does your car suck that bad?

cody · 2008-07-11, 07:52 AM

I can hook you up.

MattR · 2008-07-11, 08:40 AM

OMG Did she eat the back half of that rally car?

bign · 2008-07-11, 09:08 AM

I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious

Then again...

JonnydaJibba · 2008-07-11, 09:10 AM

I don't get it.

cody · 2008-07-11, 09:18 AM

Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-07-11, 09:22 AM

So.........you're going to pose on his car?

Nick Koan · 2008-07-11, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cody

Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits.

some girls in bathing suits*

*please see above pic for reference

cody · 2008-07-11, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

So.........you're going to pose on his car?

Exactly.

dknv · 2008-07-11, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cody

I can hook you up.

Lol!!
So, if that one was a motivational poster, what would it say?

cody · 2008-07-11, 03:29 PM

JDM Grill
So you can suck a big fat chick's foot right up in there!

tysonK · 2008-07-11, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bign

I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious

Then again...

craigslist will get something. make the ad even more crazy though.

post results here.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-07-11, 05:26 PM

If you don't have any good looking girl friends willing to dry hump your car... shame on you sir. Shame on you!

moose · 2008-07-11, 05:54 PM

Will high school sluts work? If so I got plenty of them in my basement.

cody · 2008-07-11, 10:09 PM

Hey everyone, toss the dead hooker! http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-07-11, 11:26 PM

^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that.

wrxkidid · 2008-07-12, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your F*ing face!

call up stephanie.

MPREZIV · 2008-07-12, 01:31 PM

Who did you think I was talking about dumbass!?

cody · 2008-07-12, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that.

It's a natural progression...

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-07-13, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

It's a natural progression...

A natural progression like having to take a shit after eating a meal?

2008-07-10, 10:28 PM	#1
bign EJ22 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW Reno Posts: 160 Car: 05 sti - 01 GSX-R 750 To learn your limits, you must push past them	ladies People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.

2008-07-11, 06:09 AM	#3
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	He may be serious, but he is posting in the wrong place. Not that we don't have some attractive ladies in the club, most of us are male and car/tech nerds. Take it to Craigslist and be prepared to open your wallet. WIDE! And you may want to wash the car before and after. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by Dean; 2008-07-11 at 07:39 AM.

2008-07-11, 06:34 AM	#4
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your Fing face! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..."

2008-07-11, 07:17 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Does your car suck that bad? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" Last edited by JonnydaJibba; 2008-07-11 at 07:28 AM.

2008-07-11, 07:52 AM	#7
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	I can hook you up. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-07-11, 06:57 AM	#5
Tahoe C5 EJ22 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lake Tahoe Posts: 175 Car: 05 Legacy GT, 81 RX7	"THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN IS THAT MONEY MAKES THEM HORNEY" Willie Nelson

2008-07-11, 08:40 AM	#8
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	OMG Did she eat the back half of that rally car? __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-07-11, 09:08 AM	#9
bign EJ22 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW Reno Posts: 160 Car: 05 sti - 01 GSX-R 750 To learn your limits, you must push past them	I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious Then again...

2008-07-11, 09:10 AM	#10
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	I don't get it. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-07-11, 09:18 AM	#11
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-07-11, 09:22 AM	#12
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	So.........you're going to pose on his car? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-07-11, 03:29 PM	#16
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	JDM Grill So you can suck a big fat chick's foot right up in there! __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-07-11, 05:26 PM	#18
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	If you don't have any good looking girl friends willing to dry hump your car... shame on you sir. Shame on you! __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-07-11, 05:54 PM	#19
moose EJ22 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Westminster, CO Posts: 446 Car: 1998 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS Class: getting beat in DSP Pain doesn't affect me, I affect pain.	Will high school sluts work? If so I got plenty of them in my basement. __________________ I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money!'"

2008-07-11, 10:09 PM	#20
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Hey everyone, toss the dead hooker! http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-07-11, 11:26 PM	#21
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-07-12, 01:31 PM	#23
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Who did you think I was talking about dumbass!? __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

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