2007-10-08, 08:25 PM | #1 |
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Toaday I got hit in the nuts so hard..
it made me cry. That has never happened. So much for having kids. damn it.
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2007-10-08, 08:31 PM | #2 |
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Could be worse. You could rub a hole in the seat of your F125 that's too low and drag 'em on the asphalt at 70 mph.
Ask PatR.
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2007-10-08, 08:34 PM | #3 |
EJ22
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Yeah. That doesnt sound pleasing. But the worse part was that I did it to myself at work. I was pulling a 50lb box of a 5ft pallet by a strap and I accidentely swung it in to my gonads. It was humilitaing.
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2007-10-08, 08:44 PM | #4 |
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Well you haven't had them for very long. In time you will get use to them being there
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2007-10-08, 08:47 PM | #5 |
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Funny very funny.
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2007-10-08, 09:00 PM | #6 |
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I have come to the conclusion that I might need a cup for work because this wasn't the first time it happened. Either that, they should pay me hazard pay.
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2007-10-08, 09:03 PM | #7 | |
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2007-10-08, 09:05 PM | #8 |
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There's nothing like a hard nutslap to remind you what pain truly feels like.
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2007-10-08, 09:08 PM | #9 |
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Yeah, i bet it was a drag.
It is all fun and games until it happens to happens to you. But I still laugh at people when it happens to them. hahaha
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2007-10-08, 09:13 PM | #10 |
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Cory, just put a 4g63 in it.
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A kid gave me a nut slap at school and I knocked him the hell out, then hit the floor almost crying.
I guess you cant really knock yourself out though. Well you could but it wouldn't get you very far...
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2007-10-08, 09:17 PM | #11 |
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I hate it when kids at school do that to me. It is like they forget what it feels like. So I do it back to them even worse.
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2007-10-08, 10:10 PM | #12 |
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It happened to me 6 times in one night.
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2007-10-09, 07:02 AM | #13 |
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That is because they found out your last name wasn't Danger.
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2007-10-09, 07:37 AM | #14 |
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Reminds me of this . .
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2007-10-09, 07:38 AM | #15 |
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or this . . .
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2007-10-09, 07:39 AM | #16 |
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and you definetly won't be doing this . . .
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2007-10-09, 07:42 AM | #17 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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2007-10-09, 07:52 AM | #18 |
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2007-10-09, 07:54 AM | #19 | |
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2007-10-09, 01:15 PM | #20 |
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Yowza! I bet that would have been hella funny to see. I would have helped you, after I helped myself up off the floor from laughing so bad. I've never hit myself in the balls that hard. But one time during a soccer game some idiot went to boot the ball out of the air and completely missed and hit me square in the almonds. I cried too. =(
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2007-10-09, 02:05 PM | #21 | |
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2007-10-09, 02:54 PM | #22 |
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2007-10-09, 03:51 PM | #23 |
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I don't worry about that stuff, my wife keeps mine locked up and every once in a while she let's me take them out with me!
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2007-10-09, 07:28 PM | #24 |
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You have a nice wife. I would want my wife to keep the twig and berries protected.
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2007-10-09, 08:04 PM | #25 |
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I'm sure his wife will hold your nuts too.
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