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Ezdno · 2006-11-17, 11:01 PM

So tonight I find myself almost kidless, so the boy and I head to the movies, big weekend, Bond, Harsh Times, some good movies out you know. First of all, no movies start at 6:20 in the pm, they are all 7:30 ish or later, so time to burn an hour. We decide on Harsh Times, with Christian (Batman Begins) Bale, previews look good, soldier of the apocolypse and all. This by far was the worst movie I have seen in the last 2 decades....and I watch alot of movies. This best part of this movie, if you can find one, is the END! If you had any inclination about going to see this movie, get a mocha latte instead. This is the kind of movie that should have gone straight to the pawn shop instead of the movie theater or dvd. If any of you saw Equilibrium with Christian Bale, you know how bad that movie was.....this is worse!

If you would like me to tell you the best part let me know, I should have wasted my money on Stranger than Fiction instead of going to this piece of crap.

Bob Danger · 2006-11-18, 12:14 AM

You should have seen Bond, Daniel Craig did an awesome job.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-11-18, 04:37 AM

no.

Bob Danger · 2006-11-18, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

no.

How can you criticize something you have not seen?

M3n2c3 · 2006-11-18, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

You should have seen Bond, Daniel Craig did an awesome job.

I want to see that, but I may have to wait for the DVD.

Bob Danger · 2006-11-19, 06:14 AM

It's like a whole new era of Bond films, not ruled by gadgets, and CGI. I would also like to add that there are is no CGI in this film. I am proud to say that I saw it twice, in a 24 hour period. Truth be told I will see it at least once more.

sybir · 2006-11-19, 12:20 PM

I also thought the new Bond film kicked ass. A return to the Sean Connery era, with a pimp 007 not spouting tons of one-liners, believable plots, nice (real) stunt work, fleshed out villains, etc.

I was skeptical about Craig, but he pulled it off beatifully and it was a great adaptation of the book.

100_Percent_Juice · 2006-11-19, 04:29 PM

I thought it was pretty damn good. It was a little much though when he was chasing that black guy with the bomb. Reminded me of the chase sceen in IRobot "ns-5 STAND DOWN"

MPREZIV · 2006-11-20, 07:38 AM

BOND KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!

that is all...

Ezdno · 2006-11-25, 07:05 PM

I concur, my brother and I went to renew our 17 yr ritual of going to watch every Bond movie together. I liked it!

sp00ln · 2006-11-26, 12:40 AM

Bond sucked balls. Tho, does anyone know what were the ingredients to his martini?

van · 2006-11-26, 07:26 AM

Pick of Destiny fucking rocked!!!!

AtomicLabMonkey · 2006-11-26, 09:11 AM

Holy smokin' fucking hotties, Batman. Those were some of the best looking Bond girls I've ever seen.

And I give the new Bond a tentative thumbs-up. I'm waiting to see where they go with the next movie. I liked this stripped down version without all the gadgetry and fluff.. but his spycraft skills were a little weak and he had almost zero of the typical Bond-panache. I think Craig is capable, it will just depend on the writing in future movies.

MikeK · 2006-11-26, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

I liked this stripped down version without all the gadgetry and fluff.. but his spycraft skills were a little weak and he had almost zero of the typical Bond-panache.

I haven't seen it yet but I read in a review that this movie goes back to when he was a spy noob, so that may have been intentional. (damn noobs).

M3n2c3 · 2006-11-26, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

I haven't seen it yet but I read in a review that this movie goes back to when he was a spy noob, so that may have been intentional. (damn noobs).

Yeah, it's supposedly back to the basics.

MPREZIV · 2006-11-27, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sp00ln

Bond sucked balls. Tho, does anyone know what were the ingredients to his martini?

Two finger's of Gordons, one of vodka, shaken over ice with a lemon peel...

Bob Danger · 2006-11-27, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Two finger's of Gordons, one of vodka, shaken over ice with a lemon peel...

Wow, I saw that movie twice and I didn't remember that.

MPREZIV · 2006-11-27, 08:00 AM

I'm just a Bond addict dude... it's burned into my memory!!!!!

sp00ln · 2006-11-27, 10:30 PM

It seemed like there was more to it. I'll give it a go anyways tho. Thanks.

2006-11-17, 11:01 PM	#1
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	The Worst Movie EVAH! So tonight I find myself almost kidless, so the boy and I head to the movies, big weekend, Bond, Harsh Times, some good movies out you know. First of all, no movies start at 6:20 in the pm, they are all 7:30 ish or later, so time to burn an hour. We decide on Harsh Times, with Christian (Batman Begins) Bale, previews look good, soldier of the apocolypse and all. This by far was the worst movie I have seen in the last 2 decades....and I watch alot of movies. This best part of this movie, if you can find one, is the END! If you had any inclination about going to see this movie, get a mocha latte instead. This is the kind of movie that should have gone straight to the pawn shop instead of the movie theater or dvd. If any of you saw Equilibrium with Christian Bale, you know how bad that movie was.....this is worse! If you would like me to tell you the best part let me know, I should have wasted my money on Stranger than Fiction instead of going to this piece of crap. __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2006-11-18, 12:14 AM	#2
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	You should have seen Bond, Daniel Craig did an awesome job. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-11-18, 04:37 AM	#3
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	no. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-11-19, 06:14 AM	#6
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	It's like a whole new era of Bond films, not ruled by gadgets, and CGI. I would also like to add that there are is no CGI in this film. I am proud to say that I saw it twice, in a 24 hour period. Truth be told I will see it at least once more. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-11-19, 12:20 PM	#7
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	I also thought the new Bond film kicked ass. A return to the Sean Connery era, with a pimp 007 not spouting tons of one-liners, believable plots, nice (real) stunt work, fleshed out villains, etc. I was skeptical about Craig, but he pulled it off beatifully and it was a great adaptation of the book. __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2006-11-19, 04:29 PM	#8
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I thought it was pretty damn good. It was a little much though when he was chasing that black guy with the bomb. Reminded me of the chase sceen in IRobot "ns-5 STAND DOWN" __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2006-11-20, 07:38 AM	#9
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	BOND KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! that is all... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-11-25, 07:05 PM	#10
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	I concur, my brother and I went to renew our 17 yr ritual of going to watch every Bond movie together. I liked it! __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2006-11-26, 12:40 AM	#11
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	Bond sucked balls. Tho, does anyone know what were the ingredients to his martini? __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

2006-11-26, 07:26 AM	#12
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	Pick of Destiny fucking rocked!!!!

2006-11-26, 09:11 AM	#13
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	Holy smokin' fucking hotties, Batman. Those were some of the best looking Bond girls I've ever seen. And I give the new Bond a tentative thumbs-up. I'm waiting to see where they go with the next movie. I liked this stripped down version without all the gadgetry and fluff.. but his spycraft skills were a little weak and he had almost zero of the typical Bond-panache. I think Craig is capable, it will just depend on the writing in future movies. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2006-11-27, 08:00 AM	#18
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	I'm just a Bond addict dude... it's burned into my memory!!!!! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-11-27, 10:30 PM	#19
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	It seemed like there was more to it. I'll give it a go anyways tho. Thanks. __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

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