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Old 2006-12-01, 07:29 AM   #1
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Got this in an e-mail... laughed my ass off:

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."

I thought...
Well,
that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...

Followed by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...





On the couch...








Naked.
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Old 2006-12-01, 08:53 AM   #2
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pwnt.
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Old 2006-12-01, 10:11 AM   #3
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could you imagine? Poor guy
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Old 2006-12-01, 10:16 AM   #4
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Old 2006-12-01, 05:53 PM   #5
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I really lol'd at that. Nice post.
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Old 2006-12-01, 06:28 PM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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Old 2006-12-01, 07:02 PM   #7
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How come no one forwards me e-mails that are actually funny?
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Old 2006-12-01, 08:12 PM   #8
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*Slow clap*
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Old 2006-12-01, 09:01 PM   #9
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Old 2006-12-01, 10:19 PM   #10
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Dammit Cory, your joke just woke up my kid.
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Old 2006-12-02, 04:17 PM   #11
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Hahaha so good!
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Old 2006-12-04, 07:39 AM   #12
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That was another one of those where everybody here at work was wondering why I am laughing my ass off sitting here next to my tool box!
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