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Old 2007-11-07, 08:38 PM   #1
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Some guy on an Audi forum thought sand in his motor would make it better?

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/m.../tm.htm#693578
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Old 2007-11-07, 08:45 PM   #2
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I've heard of this.

wait this is too new I thought I saw this awhile ago.
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Old 2007-11-07, 08:53 PM   #3
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No way.........
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Old 2007-11-07, 09:52 PM   #4
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I know a guy that did this. Really. We call it the "Bon Ami" motor.

Chevy 350, needed a rebuild. They wanted to polish the intake, so... they dumped a can of this stuff in to the intake of the running motor:



Well, needless to say, the effect was no porting/polishing of the intake, but plenty of "porting" of the cylinders.
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Old 2007-11-07, 09:52 PM   #5
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Wow.

So funny. Gee, look, some guy did it with a Volvo too. It's just stupid trolling.

http://euroteknik.com/forum/showthread.php?p=409461

And from last year, reposted.

http://www.tremek.com/forum/performa...ving-them.html
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Old 2007-11-07, 10:07 PM   #6
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sybir to the rescue

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Old 2007-11-07, 10:22 PM   #7
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Wow.

So funny. Gee, look, some guy did it with a Volvo too. It's just stupid trolling.

http://euroteknik.com/forum/showthread.php?p=409461

And from last year, reposted.

http://www.tremek.com/forum/performa...ving-them.html


Is there any part of the internet you have not seen?
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Old 2007-11-07, 10:30 PM   #8
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I stay away from midget porn.

And necro fetishists.










and clowns.
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Old 2007-11-08, 09:06 AM   #9
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My oldest brother was in the used car business - "Bondo Billy" was his nickname. If he has a car that was burning oil and blowing smoke he would dump a can clorox, Bon Ami, or some other abrasive cleanser into the carb. It reseats the rings really nicely... for a week or two - just long enough to get the car sold. Another nice trick to cure noisy rear diffs. and transmissions is load them up with sawdust to quiet it down... for a week or two...
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Old 2007-11-08, 09:13 AM   #10
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Once I read that I knew there was no way it could be real.
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Old 2007-11-08, 09:15 AM   #11
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and clowns.
/me googles "midget clown necrophilia" just for sybir.
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Old 2007-11-08, 01:43 PM   #12
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My oldest brother was in the used car business - "Bondo Billy" was his nickname. If he has a car that was burning oil and blowing smoke he would dump a can clorox, Bon Ami, or some other abrasive cleanser into the carb. It reseats the rings really nicely... for a week or two - just long enough to get the car sold. Another nice trick to cure noisy rear diffs. and transmissions is load them up with sawdust to quiet it down... for a week or two...
Banana peels in a tranny are good for selling a busted car as well.
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Old 2007-11-09, 06:02 AM   #13
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Banana peels in a tranny are good for selling a busted car as well.
I really don't need to hear about fruit insertions into transvestites, thanks.
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Old 2007-11-09, 09:58 AM   #15
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/me googles "midget clown necrophilia" just for sybir.

I was still waiting on the results to this search....... ha ha ah....
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Old 2007-11-09, 05:11 PM   #16
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