Why I drink - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-03-12, 04:21 PM

In the last week both my car and faith in the human race have been raped. First my car, door ding that is less of a ding and more a line from the side skirt up to the mirror. Then a rock that was the size of a hershey kiss jumped up out of nowhere and chipped my window which was less of a chip and more of a 6" split along my window. Then a new rattle started from the depths of my car "The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. Rattle and Noise."

Then my faith in humanity. I was cut off 3 times today 2 of which my baby was in the car. and when I say cut-off I mean I could see what radio station they were listening to. Then a crx with a front mount the side of a waffle iron screamed up to me only to try and pass me on the right and get boxed in like a damn clown. Then finally after passing me 5min later he stared at me doing a thumbs down. I tell you my friends if this continues on much longer the title of my post will change from "why I drink" to "why im going to jail for a long time"

ShawnS · 2007-03-12, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

"The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. Rattle and Noise."

NERD!!!!

JonnydaJibba · 2007-03-12, 08:50 PM

It's probably because of the stockers.

Bob Danger · 2007-03-12, 11:43 PM

So you drink to cope with the forces in the world that are not in your control?

Your an alcoholic, get help.

MPREZIV · 2007-03-13, 07:00 AM

Umm...

JonnydaJibba · 2007-03-13, 07:01 AM

^^^

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-03-13, 07:40 AM

Your all 100% right. Its so much easier to take out aggression on the forum.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-03-13, 07:59 AM

I show my aggression towards retard drivers like this. I have a very low tolerance for idiots behind the wheel.

HA, I'm just kidding, I'm a saint!

ScottyS · 2007-03-13, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Its so much easier to take out aggression on the forum.

I'm certain that's why Scott P. maintains it.

M3n2c3 · 2007-03-13, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

HA, I'm just kidding, I'm a saint!

Pfft

sonicsuby · 2007-03-13, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Umm...

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2007-03-12, 04:21 PM	#1
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Why I drink In the last week both my car and faith in the human race have been raped. First my car, door ding that is less of a ding and more a line from the side skirt up to the mirror. Then a rock that was the size of a hershey kiss jumped up out of nowhere and chipped my window which was less of a chip and more of a 6" split along my window. Then a new rattle started from the depths of my car "The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. Rattle and Noise." Then my faith in humanity. I was cut off 3 times today 2 of which my baby was in the car. and when I say cut-off I mean I could see what radio station they were listening to. Then a crx with a front mount the side of a waffle iron screamed up to me only to try and pass me on the right and get boxed in like a damn clown. Then finally after passing me 5min later he stared at me doing a thumbs down. I tell you my friends if this continues on much longer the title of my post will change from "why I drink" to "why im going to jail for a long time" __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2007-03-12, 08:50 PM	#3
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	It's probably because of the stockers. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-03-12, 11:43 PM	#4
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	So you drink to cope with the forces in the world that are not in your control? Your an alcoholic, get help. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2007-03-13, 07:00 AM	#5
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Umm... Attached Images __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-03-13, 07:01 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	^^^ __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-03-13, 07:40 AM	#7
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Your all 100% right. Its so much easier to take out aggression on the forum. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2007-03-13, 07:59 AM	#8
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	I show my aggression towards retard drivers like this. I have a very low tolerance for idiots behind the wheel. HA, I'm just kidding, I'm a saint! __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" Last edited by JonnydaJibba; 2007-03-13 at 08:03 AM.

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