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Old 2008-01-08, 04:27 PM   #1
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Old 2008-01-08, 04:30 PM   #2
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It's funny.

They you read it to yourself a second time... and it's funnier.
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This is one of my all-time favs from the Onion - a little dated but it cracks me up:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673
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Old 2008-01-08, 04:40 PM   #4
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This is still one of my favorites.

Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
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Old 2008-01-08, 05:45 PM   #6
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Also great is The Onion's AV Club.

This week they got Patton Oswalt to actually eat one of those KFC death bowls (with cheese and gravy) and write it up.

http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...st_special_the
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Old 2008-01-08, 09:18 PM   #7
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I saw this hanging in a Pixar office during the making of Monsters Inc.
http://imgdump.info/img-the-onion-ma...-moon-8142.htm
Had to get a copy for myself. Still don't have teh balls to hang it up at work.
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Old 2008-01-25, 03:25 PM   #8
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Minimalist Roller Coaster Designer Refuses to Use Loops
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Old 2008-01-25, 03:29 PM   #9
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God I love the onion.

That's awesome.
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Old 2008-01-29, 02:52 PM   #10
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Onan the Barbarian.

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Old 2008-01-29, 04:05 PM   #11
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"throw the thing at the thing."
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Old 2008-02-04, 02:19 PM   #12
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Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man
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Old 2008-03-05, 11:56 PM   #13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY

The Onion: The Movie

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Old 2008-03-06, 10:56 AM   #14
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Old 2008-03-06, 11:55 AM   #15
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^"I don't think you have the balls."
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Old 2008-03-09, 10:48 PM   #16
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Old 2008-03-10, 07:36 AM   #17
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Some good ones from the past few weeks

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
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Old 2008-04-01, 06:05 AM   #19
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Election results leaked.
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The last one wasn't funny until this part:

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Before he left, Wolcott also mentioned that, in the future, 99 percent of the world's population has AIDS and we are all slaves to the machines.
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Reminds me of this:

"When the weather get like this my aids just pop up! I'm fine now though, I took some robitussen"

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let that 'Tussen soak on in to the bone!
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Old 2008-04-21, 09:38 AM   #23
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New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

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If one's skin comes into contact with the agent, the physical effects are more severe. These include a sudden numbing of the very soul, a feeling that one is being crushed under the weight of the emptiness all around him, and mild eye irritation.
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Old 2008-04-25, 08:45 AM   #24
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Old 2008-04-25, 08:54 AM   #25
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Good grief... please tell me that was not actually the President's voice...
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