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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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God I love the onion.
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
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The way out is through
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It's funny.
They you read it to yourself a second time... and it's funnier.
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EJ205
Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cousin-F*ck, Carolina
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Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reno
Posts: 3,318
Car: 05 STi
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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Also great is The Onion's AV Club.
This week they got Patton Oswalt to actually eat one of those KFC death bowls (with cheese and gravy) and write it up. http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...st_special_the
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EJ22
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Elk Grove, CA
Posts: 450
Car: 2005 WRX STi
"I'm sideways and in control... I look good."
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I saw this hanging in a Pixar office during the making of Monsters Inc.
http://imgdump.info/img-the-onion-ma...-moon-8142.htm Had to get a copy for myself. Still don't have teh balls to hang it up at work. |
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
Posts: 3,482
Car: 2000 2.5RS
Class: RestNPeace
Master Slurper.
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"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" |
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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Onan the Barbarian.
Pure Genius.
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EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada
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Car: 2000 2.5RS
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Master Slurper.
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"throw the thing at the thing."
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"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno" |
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JDM Cowboy
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
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^"I don't think you have the balls."
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Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
Location: Californication
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Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink!
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OMG Internet!
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^Srsly.
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Some good ones from the past few weeks
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change Dancer Risks Everything Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dipping Dots
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SECCS Brewmeister
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: on the edge of a marsh
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Election results leaked.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...embedded_video |
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
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Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Reminds me of this:
"When the weather get like this my aids just pop up! I'm fine now though, I took some robitussen" Chris Rock |
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Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: sitting next to a big yellow box
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Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS
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No, I won't work on your car. F* your car
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let that 'Tussen soak on in to the bone!
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..." |
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New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life
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JDM Cowboy
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Good grief... please tell me that was not actually the President's voice...
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