The Onion - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Nick Koan · 2008-01-08, 04:27 PM

God I love the onion.

sperry · 2008-01-08, 04:30 PM

It's funny.

They you read it to yourself a second time... and it's funnier.

knucklesplitter · 2008-01-08, 04:36 PM

This is one of my all-time favs from the Onion - a little dated but it cracks me up:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

Nick Koan · 2008-01-08, 04:40 PM

This is still one of my favorites.

Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus

MikeK · 2008-01-08, 04:44 PM

New Remote Control Can Be Operated By Remote

Nick Koan · 2008-01-08, 05:45 PM

Also great is The Onion's AV Club.

This week they got Patton Oswalt to actually eat one of those KFC death bowls (with cheese and gravy) and write it up.

http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...st_special_the

Double Phister · 2008-01-08, 09:18 PM

I saw this hanging in a Pixar office during the making of Monsters Inc.
http://imgdump.info/img-the-onion-ma...-moon-8142.htm
Had to get a copy for myself. Still don't have teh balls to hang it up at work.

Nick Koan · 2008-01-25, 03:25 PM

Minimalist Roller Coaster Designer Refuses to Use Loops

JonnydaJibba · 2008-01-25, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan

God I love the onion.

That's awesome.

Nick Koan · 2008-01-29, 02:52 PM

Onan the Barbarian.

Pure Genius.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-01-29, 04:05 PM

"throw the thing at the thing."

Nick Koan · 2008-02-04, 02:19 PM

Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man

Nick Koan · 2008-03-05, 11:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY

The Onion: The Movie

YES!

MikeK · 2008-03-06, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY

The Onion: The Movie

YES!

I want to see that Stephen Segal movie!

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-03-06, 11:55 AM

^"I don't think you have the balls."

Nick Koan · 2008-03-09, 10:48 PM

Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago

cody · 2008-03-10, 07:36 AM

^Srsly.

Nick Koan · 2008-03-31, 11:10 PM

Some good ones from the past few weeks

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
Dancer Risks Everything
Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dipping Dots

van · 2008-04-01, 06:05 AM

Election results leaked.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...embedded_video

sperry · 2008-04-01, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan

Some good ones from the past few weeks

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
Dancer Risks Everything
Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dipping Dots

The last one wasn't funny until this part:

Quote:

Before he left, Wolcott also mentioned that, in the future, 99 percent of the world's population has AIDS and we are all slaves to the machines.

MikeK · 2008-04-01, 10:30 AM

Reminds me of this:

"When the weather get like this my aids just pop up! I'm fine now though, I took some robitussen"

Chris Rock

MPREZIV · 2008-04-01, 11:12 AM

let that 'Tussen soak on in to the bone!

Nick Koan · 2008-04-21, 09:38 AM

New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

Complete with graphic!

Quote:

If one's skin comes into contact with the agent, the physical effects are more severe. These include a sudden numbing of the very soul, a feeling that one is being crushed under the weight of the emptiness all around him, and mild eye irritation.

Nick Koan · 2008-04-25, 08:45 AM

Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon

Kevin M · 2008-04-25, 08:54 AM

Good grief... please tell me that was not actually the President's voice...

2008-01-08, 04:27 PM	#1
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	The Onion God I love the onion. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-08, 04:30 PM	#2
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	It's funny. They you read it to yourself a second time... and it's funnier. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-01-08, 04:40 PM	#4
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	This is still one of my favorites. Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-08, 05:45 PM	#6
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Also great is The Onion's AV Club. This week they got Patton Oswalt to actually eat one of those KFC death bowls (with cheese and gravy) and write it up. http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...st_special_the __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-08, 09:18 PM	#7
Double Phister EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 450 Car: 2005 WRX STi "I'm sideways and in control... I look good."	I saw this hanging in a Pixar office during the making of Monsters Inc. http://imgdump.info/img-the-onion-ma...-moon-8142.htm Had to get a copy for myself. Still don't have teh balls to hang it up at work. __________________ Dan - '05 Black WRX STi. My Mods

2008-01-08, 04:36 PM	#3
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,475 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	This is one of my all-time favs from the Onion - a little dated but it cracks me up: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

2008-01-08, 04:44 PM	#5
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	New Remote Control Can Be Operated By Remote

2008-01-25, 03:25 PM	#8
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Minimalist Roller Coaster Designer Refuses to Use Loops __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-29, 02:52 PM	#10
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Onan the Barbarian. Pure Genius. Attached Images __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-29, 04:05 PM	#11
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	"throw the thing at the thing." __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-02-04, 02:19 PM	#12
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-03-05, 11:56 PM	#13
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY The Onion: The Movie YES! __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-03-06, 11:55 AM	#15
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	^"I don't think you have the balls." __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-03-09, 10:48 PM	#16
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-03-10, 07:36 AM	#17
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	^Srsly. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-03-31, 11:10 PM	#18
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Some good ones from the past few weeks Black Guy Asks Nation For Change Dancer Risks Everything Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dipping Dots __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-04-01, 06:05 AM	#19
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	Election results leaked. http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...embedded_video

2008-04-01, 10:30 AM	#21
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Reminds me of this: "When the weather get like this my aids just pop up! I'm fine now though, I took some robitussen" Chris Rock

2008-04-01, 11:12 AM	#22
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	let that 'Tussen soak on in to the bone! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2008-04-25, 08:45 AM	#24
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-04-25, 08:54 AM	#25
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Good grief... please tell me that was not actually the President's voice... __________________ FWD is the new AWD