The most important question ever. - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

tysonK · 2006-07-19, 07:11 PM

How long would it take to get fired if you starting talking in a fake english accent all the time.

Maybe you wouldn't get fired everyone would just think you are wierd.

This question assumes you have to talk to people everyday at your job.

If you don't think this is the most important question ever please post your own.

Dean · 2006-07-19, 07:25 PM

What is the delicate cycle for on the washing machine?

dknv · 2006-07-19, 07:26 PM

If you used swear words, I would say sooner rather than later.
If you didn't I would say it depends.

Kevin M · 2006-07-19, 07:26 PM

It would take at least one day longer than Mike K has been working at IGT apparently. His british accent is horrible.

Kevin M · 2006-07-19, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

What is the delicate cycle for on the washing machine?

For people with fragile little minds. Duh.

dknv · 2006-07-19, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

What is the delicate cycle for on the washing machine?

Well, you reminded me of an important washing machine question -- where did my missing socks go??

Kevin M · 2006-07-19, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dknv

If you used swear words, I would say sooner rather than later.
If you didn't I would say it depends.

American swear words or British swear words?

Kevin M · 2006-07-19, 07:28 PM

Holy rapid posting Batman.

dknv · 2006-07-19, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

American swear words or British swear words?

African swallows, or European swallows?

Kevin M · 2006-07-19, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dknv

African swallows, or European swallows?

YES.

tysonK · 2006-07-19, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

What is the delicate cycle for on the washing machine?

For delicates. SECCS Sweatshirts.

cody · 2006-07-19, 07:36 PM

7?

I wouldn't get fired...people would just think I'm wierd....er.

tysonK · 2006-07-19, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by cody

7?

I wouldn't get fired...people would just think I'm wierd....er.

Eventually you might get fired right? meh? no?

MikeK · 2006-07-19, 07:56 PM

I moved here from Alabama and put on a fake foreign accent, and they never fired me!

The south will rise again brother!

tysonK · 2006-07-19, 08:10 PM

If you have a fake backstory you might be able to get away with it but if you just, all the sudden start bloody hell with the accent I got to think the higher ups will get rid of you.

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-19, 09:43 PM

Wild, I just had this same conversation with an employee today. We also considered imitating the cracking voice of the zit-faced fast-food kid from the Simpsons and doing the "meow" thing from Super Troopers - attaching "meow" to every sentence.

cody · 2006-07-19, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

I moved here from Alabama and put on a fake foreign accent, and they never fired me!

The south will rise again brother!

Accents are stupid...I'm glad I don't have one.

cody · 2006-07-19, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by tysonK

If you have a fake backstory you might be able to get away with it but if you just, all the sudden start bloody hell with the accent I got to think the higher ups will get rid of you.

Yah, I could definately get away with it, but i could definately take it to far too...

MikeK · 2006-07-19, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cody

Accents are stupid...I'm glad I don't have one.

Sorry buddy, but I'm afraid you do

cody · 2006-07-19, 10:56 PM

Only forigners have accents...duh.

MPREZIV · 2006-07-20, 06:41 AM

There'd be no firing here at Nissan. Just odd stares...

MPREZIV · 2006-07-20, 06:57 AM

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

sperry · 2006-07-20, 08:45 AM

"Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?"

The Last Question

Nick Koan · 2006-07-20, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

Fish

MPREZIV · 2006-07-20, 09:44 AM

Hey! How'd you know!?

2006-07-19, 07:11 PM	#1
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	The most important question ever. How long would it take to get fired if you starting talking in a fake english accent all the time. Maybe you wouldn't get fired everyone would just think you are wierd. This question assumes you have to talk to people everyday at your job. If you don't think this is the most important question ever please post your own. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-07-19, 07:25 PM	#2
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2006-07-19, 07:26 PM	#4
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	It would take at least one day longer than Mike K has been working at IGT apparently. His british accent is horrible. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-07-19, 07:28 PM	#8
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Holy rapid posting Batman. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-07-19, 07:36 PM	#12
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	7? I wouldn't get fired...people would just think I'm wierd....er. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-07-19, 07:26 PM	#3
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	If you used swear words, I would say sooner rather than later. If you didn't I would say it depends.

2006-07-19, 07:56 PM	#14
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	I moved here from Alabama and put on a fake foreign accent, and they never fired me! The south will rise again brother!

2006-07-19, 08:10 PM	#15
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	If you have a fake backstory you might be able to get away with it but if you just, all the sudden start bloody hell with the accent I got to think the higher ups will get rid of you. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-07-19, 09:43 PM	#16
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2006-07-19, 10:56 PM	#20
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Only forigners have accents...duh. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-07-20, 06:41 AM	#21
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	There'd be no firing here at Nissan. Just odd stares... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-07-20, 06:57 AM	#22
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon? __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-07-20, 08:45 AM	#23
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	"Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?" The Last Question __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2006-07-20, 09:44 AM	#25
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Hey! How'd you know!? __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

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