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|  2007-07-11, 04:31 PM | #1 | 
| Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
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			That's right bitches!  I've got internets at home now!  And cable TV too!  Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!     
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|  2007-07-11, 04:35 PM | #2 | |
| Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store 
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|  2007-07-11, 04:55 PM | #3 | 
| EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno 
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			Meh... the world ended when der Khamisar got a cell phone. You on the other hand have been utlizing the internets for some time.    
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|  2007-07-11, 05:32 PM | #4 | 
| Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
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			True, I was terrified myself when Mike got a cell phone...   it's just the first time I've had internet or cable in my home EVER!  I'm kinda proud is all...
		 
				__________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..." | 
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|  2007-07-11, 05:36 PM | #5 | 
| SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh 
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			I'm so jealous, I'm stuck wit 56k for the first time in 5+yrs due to Charters B.S. and teh big DSL 1 week wait for transfer. Congratulations
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|  2007-07-11, 08:20 PM | #6 | 
| EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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			Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it?  Then BCT can be open 24 hours.    | 
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|  2007-07-11, 08:50 PM | #7 | |
| EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno 
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|  2007-07-11, 09:28 PM | #8 | 
| EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Incline Village, NV 
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			bct is welcome to run out of my garage when its finished which should be very soon    
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|  2007-07-12, 06:27 AM | #9 | 
| Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
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			Don't I wish!
		 
				__________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..." | 
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|  2007-07-12, 06:22 PM | #10 | 
| EJ22 Join Date: Jan 2005 
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			I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks
		 
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|  2007-07-12, 08:18 PM | #11 | |
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|  2007-07-13, 12:18 AM | #12 | 
| EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada 
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			What is this world coming to?
		 
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|  2007-07-14, 09:47 PM | #13 | |
| EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO 
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|  2007-07-15, 05:03 PM | #14 | 
| EJ22 Join Date: Dec 2005 
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			OMFG.
		 
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|  2007-07-15, 07:15 PM | #15 | 
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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			That reminds me... Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while.  It was used for about a year at an apartment I lived at that didn't have one, but every place I've lived at since then has had a built-in. It's yours if you want it. 
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|  2007-07-15, 09:48 PM | #16 | |
| (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV 
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 Scott, I found something that you and my mother-in-law have in common. http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/...041118_b.jhtml 
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|  2007-07-15, 10:13 PM | #17 | 
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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			I don't get it.
		 
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|  2007-07-15, 10:16 PM | #18 | 
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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|  2007-07-15, 10:17 PM | #19 | 
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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			Just as I thought.  At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.
		 
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|  2007-07-15, 10:32 PM | #20 | 
| JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere 
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			Give the kid a break.  Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.
		 
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|  2007-07-16, 06:51 AM | #21 | |
| Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
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|  2007-07-16, 07:14 AM | #22 | ||
| (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV 
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|  2007-07-16, 07:32 AM | #23 | 
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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			Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.
		 
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|  2007-07-16, 08:29 AM | #24 | 
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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			To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.
		 
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|  2007-07-16, 09:59 AM | #25 | 
| Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store 
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			Now we know why you have problems with your car... Those are clearly non penis screwdrivers...
		 
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