SECCS Trek or SECCS Wars "best line" contest - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Dean · 2007-08-16, 11:03 PM

While reading the Einstein and Scott's engine threads I'm thinking we have the makings for our own TV series... SECCS Trek, or SECCS Wars.

Best line/dialog made up for "SECCS Trek" or SECCS Wars wins a $0.69 PBR at a future meet.

Here is what I got right now...

Capt. Kevin(closest thing we have to a kirk): Scott[y]... I need... that engine... working...

Scott[y]: But Cap'n, the plasma compressor, she is shot and the dilithium crystals are shattered into bits lying in the ion tray in the bottom of the warp drive.

Capt. Kevin: Scott[y]... we need... full boost... in 2 weeks... or Art Majors... will destroy us.

NevadaSTi · 2007-08-17, 08:00 AM

Sperry (Lando) - "They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault."

sperry · 2007-08-17, 08:02 AM

This thread is about as lively as Alderaan during Return of the Jedi.

cody · 2007-08-17, 08:11 AM

Dean (Deanna Troy): "I'm sensing that you haven't RTFRB!"

Dean · 2007-08-17, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by cody

Dean (Deanna Troy): "I'm sensing that you haven't RTFRB!"

No, no, no...

Yodean: "Rulebook, reading are you not?"

Dean · 2007-08-17, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

This thread is about as lively as Alderaan during Return of the Jedi.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuprRexer(Banned)

Wow, that's pretty low even coming from you. Why would you talk shit about tradegy that happen to so many people. That's just uncalled for. Please just shut your hole, you dipshit.

cody · 2007-08-17, 08:38 AM

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-08-17, 08:59 AM

OH MY GOD!!! STOP IT!!!

sperry · 2007-08-17, 09:00 AM

Post 6 is the only redeeming thing in this thread.

Dean · 2007-08-17, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Post 6 is the only redeeming thing in this thread.

There it is, the last sign of the apocalypse, Scott saying something I posted in OT had redeeming value.

Now I can die happy.

Kevin M · 2007-08-17, 09:47 AM

Well the meets do look a little like Mos Eisley Cantina sometimes...

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-08-17, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Well the meets do look a little like Mos Eisley Cantina sometimes...

you guys aren't that ugly.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-08-17, 10:27 AM

Stop being geeks in public!

I'm a Star Wars geek too but SHHHHH, don't tell nobody!

tysonK · 2007-08-17, 10:54 AM

what

M3n2c3 · 2007-08-18, 09:20 AM

"Mos SECCS. . . you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

There are also dozens of possibilities with Scott Solo and the Millennium Frankensuby.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-08-18, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3

There are also dozens of possibilities with Scott Solo and the Millennium Frankensuby.

But who would his Chewbacca be?

Yearrrrrghhhhahhhgghhhhh!

Bob Danger · 2007-08-18, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

But who would his Chewbacca be?

Yearrrrrghhhhahhhgghhhhh!

His faithful mechanic... Cory.

MikeK · 2007-08-18, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

His faithful mechanic... Cory.

<racism>Wookies can't eat watermelon, it gets on their fur.</racism>

ScottyS · 2007-08-20, 12:58 PM

C3Psperry: A transport! I'm saved! Over here!

M3n2c3 · 2007-08-20, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

But who would his Chewbacca be?

Yearrrrrghhhhahhhgghhhhh!

He's tall and grumpy enough to be both at once.

doubleurx · 2007-08-24, 09:37 PM

Sperry to Car: "you bumbling bucket of bolts!" (in a slightly feminine tone)

2007-08-16, 11:03 PM	#1
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	SECCS Trek or SECCS Wars "best line" contest While reading the Einstein and Scott's engine threads I'm thinking we have the makings for our own TV series... SECCS Trek, or SECCS Wars. Best line/dialog made up for "SECCS Trek" or SECCS Wars wins a $0.69 PBR at a future meet. Here is what I got right now... Capt. Kevin(closest thing we have to a kirk): Scott[y]... I need... that engine... working... Scott[y]: But Cap'n, the plasma compressor, she is shot and the dilithium crystals are shattered into bits lying in the ion tray in the bottom of the warp drive. Capt. Kevin: Scott[y]... we need... full boost... in 2 weeks... or Art Majors... will destroy us. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2007-08-17, 08:00 AM	#2
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	Sperry (Lando) - "They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault." __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach. Last edited by NevadaSTi; 2007-08-17 at 08:05 AM.

2007-08-17, 08:02 AM	#3
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	This thread is about as lively as Alderaan during Return of the Jedi. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-17, 08:11 AM	#4
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Dean (Deanna Troy): "I'm sensing that you haven't RTFRB!" __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2007-08-17, 08:38 AM	#7
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	__________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2007-08-17, 08:59 AM	#8
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	OH MY GOD!!! STOP IT!!! __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2007-08-17, 09:00 AM	#9
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Post 6 is the only redeeming thing in this thread. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-17, 09:47 AM	#11
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Well the meets do look a little like Mos Eisley Cantina sometimes... __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2007-08-17, 10:27 AM	#13
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Stop being geeks in public! I'm a Star Wars geek too but SHHHHH, don't tell nobody! __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-08-17, 10:54 AM	#14
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	what __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2007-08-18, 09:20 AM	#15
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	"Mos SECCS. . . you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." There are also dozens of possibilities with Scott Solo and the Millennium Frankensuby. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2007-08-20, 12:58 PM	#19
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	C3Psperry: A transport! I'm saved! Over here! __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2007-08-24, 09:37 PM	#21
doubleurx EJ205 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Truckee Posts: 1,948	Sperry to Car: "you bumbling bucket of bolts!" (in a slightly feminine tone) __________________ Does it have a motor..............Does it have a motor?

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