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			So, this German MP3 player manufacturer makes this line of slim MP3 players called the i.Beat.  And then they come out with a shiny black version, and call it the i.Beat Blaxx. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Oops. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oops/trek...ion-293667.php Looks like they are changing the name Quote: 
	
 
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	"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"  | 
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			Is it too late for us to pitch in and get one for Cory, so he can load it with death metal?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Dammit where's Libila when you need him! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Tim buy one meow!!!!!!!! 
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	A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.  | 
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			http://www.rgj.com/blogs/mostlydogs/...-racially.html 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			They will probably have mood music in the kennel also. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://wm01.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?...1:jzfrxqy5ld0e 
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			Maybe I'm just being racially insensitive, but I find the whole thing absolutely hilarious. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The article is also full of great gems. Quote: 
	
 
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			DooD!  You totally need to use this one!  I'll vouche for you!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I've got that one locked and loaded, don't worry. 
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			Oh I've been waiting to use that one in a conversation for like 4 years now.  And when it comes, it'll be a doozy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I'm going to go adopt a white dog and accuse the shelter of oppressing him.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 P.S. What color are black people's ghosts, or are all ghosts white? If so, somebody should be suing the afterlife for discrimination. 
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			From the RJG comments: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I like the part where I got it on the main page on fark, and it turned into a discussion on how many people Al Sharpton may or may not have killed. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			They're black.  You just can't see them.  'Cause they're black.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Cory, you should go in there and ask for a white pussy.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Bump.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I was waiting for you to do that Kev.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I get plenty of those, thank you...  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Hmmm, I guess we really need a "That's Racist" perpetual thread.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Ah, there we go.  Merged!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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