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Old 2008-05-16, 12:34 PM   #1
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Default Welcome to Carl's Jr., can I take your order?

Welcome to Carl's Jr., can I take your order?

Yeah, I'd like a number four (double western bacon cheeseburger) with a salad instead of fried, thousand island dressing, and a large iced tea.

You want a large Dr. Pepper?
SCREEN:
Lrg Dr. Pepper

No, a number four, with a salad instead of fries...

You want number four?
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Western Bacon
Lrg Fries

Yes, a number four, but I want a salad instead of fries, and an iced tea to drink.

A number four? What to drink?
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Western Bacon
Lrg Fries
Double Western Bacon Combo
Lrg Fries
Lrg Dr. Pepper

An iced tea, but I want a salad instead of fries.

You want a side salad?
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Western Bacon
Lrg Fries
Double Western Bacon Combo
*Side salad*
Lrg Dr. Pepper

Yeah, but just a number four, side salad, and an iced tea.

Okay, I have a number four, with a side salad with thousand island, and a large Dr. Pepper
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*Side salad*
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Right, but instead of a Dr. Pepper, I'd like an iced tea.

Okay. $7.51 at the window
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Double Western Bacon Combo
*Side salad*
1000 Is Dressing
Lrg Tea



...opens bag:

Teriyaki chicken sandwich, crisscut fries, side salad with italian dressing, and a large iced tea.

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Old 2008-05-16, 12:38 PM   #2
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Did you drive back and slam it on the counter? It almost sounds like they were fucking with you. I'd lose it. You must have the voice or look or something that makes people in drive-thru's hate you.


But it did make me lol.
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Old 2008-05-16, 12:42 PM   #3
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I think I just got the person behind me's order. The problem is a language barrier... it always takes me like 5 minutes to order when it's the eastern european lady on the drive-thru... but usually after ordering forever they at least get the order right.
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Old 2008-05-16, 04:54 PM   #4
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I have given up leaving the window until I paw through the bag to at least make sure the everything appears to be there, the labels on the wrappers are remotely close, and there are Napkins and a F'ing straw!!!!

The lack of a straw is absolutely the most annoying thing when eating in the car. I keep a couple in the glove compartment just in case.
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Old 2008-05-16, 07:02 PM   #5
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The lack of a straw is absolutely the most annoying thing when eating in the car. I keep a couple in the glove compartment just in case.

you eat in your car? hamburgers and shit?
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Old 2008-05-16, 07:04 PM   #6
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^hamburgers wash out, its the shit that stains fabric.
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Old 2008-05-17, 02:46 AM   #7
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...Do you want some more?
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Old 2008-05-17, 10:03 AM   #8
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I have given up leaving the window until I paw through the bag to at least make sure the everything appears to be there, the labels on the wrappers are remotely close, and there are Napkins and a F'ing straw!!!!

The lack of a straw is absolutely the most annoying thing when eating in the car. I keep a couple in the glove compartment just in case.
I hate straws in bags. I demand they give me one when they hand me the drink, which is usually before the bag comes. Then I get another one in the bag if I'm at a place like McDonald's that does it that way.

I also don't move until I've verified my order.
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Old 2008-05-17, 04:57 PM   #9
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Old 2008-05-18, 09:51 AM   #10
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You guys must fail at drive thrus. The only time people mess up my order is when they give me diet coke instead of dr. pepper...
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Old 2008-05-18, 02:35 PM   #11
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You guys must fail at drive thrus. The only time people mess up my order is when they give me diet coke instead of dr. pepper...
same here, the only problem I consistently have is when I ask for no ice and they hand me my cup with the damn rattling ice sound 90% of the time
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Old 2008-05-18, 09:37 PM   #12
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They hate it when you ask for no or light ice since the soda is more expensive than the ice.

I went to CJs today and was treated very well. Got the order right the first time and then as she handed me the bag repeted the order to me to make sure it was right. I was very satisfied.
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Old 2008-05-18, 10:04 PM   #13
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They hate it when you ask for no or light ice since the soda is more expensive than the ice.
I honestly don't think the employees give a rats ass about how much a full cup of coke costs over one filled with half ice. Its always going to be cheaper giving a drink at the drive-thru than to someone who is eating inside and can get refills. Most fast food employees just hate doing anything "above and beyond" what they are paid to. "I don't know where the 'no pickles' button is so your ass is getting pickles, and a Dr. Pepper"
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Old 2008-05-19, 03:56 PM   #14
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I went to the BKlounge for lunch today, ordered a Hi-C with my whopper, no ice. Guess what I got? At least the lady was apologetic about it.
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Old 2008-05-19, 04:47 PM   #15
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You made someone apologize for giving you ice? Maybe these people are just trying to help America out a little. "hey, you really don't need a full 32 ounces of sugar with your 1000 calorie burger. I'm gonna save you a doctor visit."
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Old 2008-05-19, 05:44 PM   #16
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You made someone apologize for giving you ice? Maybe these people are just trying to help America out a little. "hey, you really don't need a full 32 ounces of sugar with your 1000 calorie burger. I'm gonna save you a doctor visit."
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Old 2008-05-19, 05:47 PM   #17
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Hi-C isn't that bad compared to the other choices(plus some vitamins and shit), and I made no one apologize, I just appreciated it. I'm pretty sure that my health wasn't the reason ice was added to my beverage. I'm not excacly overweight or anything.
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Old 2008-05-19, 08:53 PM   #18
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It really just comes down to sloth, indifference, or rush - or a strange combination of the three. They jam the cup against the lever and it fills with ice. Trying to control the amount of ice takes too much effort.
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Old 2008-05-20, 06:00 AM   #19
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Ya no kidding. I would have just dumped it out on the counter and said "refill it."
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Old 2008-05-20, 07:52 AM   #20
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Thanks for making me spill my coffee... reminded me of "Dude, where's my car"
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Old 2008-05-20, 12:14 PM   #21
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Ya no kidding. I would have just dumped it out on the counter and said "refill it."
Ahh, Internet, where you can be all, "I would totally just punch them in the nuts if that happened to me," because it's all just anonymous bullshitting until you're really there and instead you're the one getting pantsed.
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Old 2008-05-20, 12:19 PM   #22
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Ahh, Internet, where you can be all, "I would totally just punch them in the nuts if that happened to me," because it's all just anonymous bullshitting until you're really there and instead you're the one getting pantsed.
JC's the guy that passes limos on the shoulder then unwraps a roll of pennies out the sunroof on him.

If there's anyone dumb enough to start a fight with the drive-thru employees, it's JC.
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Old 2008-05-21, 07:45 AM   #23
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Was at Ceol the other night and ordered a round of Irish Car Bombs and got a round of... Irish Coffee instead. It's the damned immigrants and their language barrier (in this case an Irish immigrant - j/k).
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