Worst MPG Ever! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2009-07-15, 05:35 PM

I'm getting 3.6 Miles Per Gallon! I win, it's like golf right?

I'd like to see anyone beat that!

Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves.

Dean · 2009-07-15, 05:39 PM

On the Nighthawk?

Bob Danger · 2009-07-15, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

On the Nighthawk?

No, the Nighthawk is down with a broken chain. I set this record in the jeep.

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-07-15, 06:07 PM

Time to move on Bob. Release the Jeep into the wild.

Bob Danger · 2009-07-15, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Time to move on Bob. Release the Jeep into the wild.

If you think I'm going to take money out of my Hookers and Blow budget for a new car you can forget it.

Kevin M · 2009-07-15, 06:36 PM

Maybe take it out of 4-Lo and release the parking brake?

Holy crap that's bad. I bet it would get like 1 gallon per mile on the track!

Nick Koan · 2009-07-15, 08:04 PM

Actually, he gets 6 MPG at the track.

Bob Danger · 2009-07-15, 10:26 PM

I've been considering getting something newer. I've been looking at IS300s, RX-8s, and Ducati Monsters.

subierex09 · 2009-07-15, 10:53 PM

i think the ducati would be the better idea. those things are BADASS

cody · 2009-07-16, 10:36 AM

Get a tractor. At least you'd get better mileage.

sperry · 2009-07-16, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cody

Get a tractor. At least you'd get better mileage.

It'd be faster and more comfortable too.

subierex09 · 2009-07-16, 07:40 PM

or you could just ride a bicycle.

van · 2009-07-16, 08:06 PM

My lawnmower might get worse mpg. It doesn't have a speedometer though so I can't calculate

Bob Danger · 2009-07-16, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by subierex09

or you could just ride a bicycle.

Na, I can't afford an Audi, and my phone isn't bluetooth compatible.

2009-07-15, 05:35 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Worst MPG Ever! I'm getting 3.6 Miles Per Gallon! I win, it's like golf right? I'd like to see anyone beat that! Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2009-07-15, 05:39 PM	#2
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	On the Nighthawk? __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2009-07-15, 06:07 PM	#4
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Time to move on Bob. Release the Jeep into the wild. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-07-15, 06:36 PM	#6
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Maybe take it out of 4-Lo and release the parking brake? Holy crap that's bad. I bet it would get like 1 gallon per mile on the track! __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2009-07-15, 08:04 PM	#7
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Actually, he gets 6 MPG at the track. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2009-07-15, 10:26 PM	#8
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	I've been considering getting something newer. I've been looking at IS300s, RX-8s, and Ducati Monsters. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2009-07-15, 10:53 PM	#9
subierex09 n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 23 Car: '09 wrx	i think the ducati would be the better idea. those things are BADASS __________________ "you are tripping out.....man"- super troopers

2009-07-16, 10:36 AM	#10
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Get a tractor. At least you'd get better mileage. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-07-16, 07:40 PM	#12
subierex09 n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 23 Car: '09 wrx	or you could just ride a bicycle. __________________ "you are tripping out.....man"- super troopers

2009-07-16, 08:06 PM	#13
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	My lawnmower might get worse mpg. It doesn't have a speedometer though so I can't calculate

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