Why 16 yr olds + fast cars = - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

JC · 2005-08-02, 05:32 PM

hilarity

http://www.lightningrodder.com/index...tart=0&limit=5

JC

AtomicLabMonkey · 2005-08-02, 06:08 PM

Hahaha.. he hammered that other car.

tysonK · 2005-08-02, 08:20 PM

omg, man that was fucked.

M3n2c3 · 2005-08-03, 12:14 AM

Can't imagine what it must be like to see something like that coming at you.

Kevin M · 2005-08-03, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3

Can't imagine what it must be like to see something like that coming at you.

I can.

Kevin M · 2005-08-03, 01:20 AM

Second thought: "OMG!!!1!!11!! That's a fucking Type-R!!!11!!"

Kevin M · 2005-08-03, 01:21 AM

Third thought: 17 year olds + slow cars = not so hilarious sometimes...

ShawnS · 2005-08-03, 01:50 AM

A Mustang coming at you is like a fat chick hitting on you at a bar. Seriously, though, torque gets the best of some.

MPREZIV · 2005-08-03, 06:39 AM

Sad. Truly sad. I'm not hardly a Mustang fan, or Fords at all for that matter, but damn! Somebody's parents are gonna be PISSED!

zpeed · 2005-08-03, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3

Can't imagine what it must be like to see something like that coming at you.

I don't think they see it coming.

sperry · 2005-08-03, 09:19 AM

I'm still wondering why JC thinks the driver's 16.

Jackassery comes in all ages. I just have a hard time believing a 16 year old would have a car like that. Most kids w/ cars that are too fast have *stock* cars that are too fast... not cars w/ $1000's in mods. It would probably take more than a year to build that car... which means the kid started on the car before he got his license, or it's his dad's car.

Either way, I see no evidence why this particular retard is 16.

sybir · 2005-08-03, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Second thought: "OMG!!!1!!11!! That's a fucking Type-R!!!11!!"

hahahahahaha
*pans between MR2 and Jetta*

Libila · 2005-08-03, 10:53 AM

Hahaha!

SlickNick112 · 2005-08-03, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I'm still wondering why JC thinks the driver's 16.

Jackassery comes in all ages.

True, but still not a big deal.-----^ The fact is that someone fucked up. 16 or not, sucks to be the people in the left hand turn lane. I like the reaction from the people in the background you can hear laughing.

M3n2c3 · 2005-08-03, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by zpeed

I don't think they see it coming.

With the noise he was making, I'd be surprised if he didn't already have everyone's attention. I imagine the thought process must have gone something like this:

I have to feel particularly sorry for the guy in the van. . . he almost got out clean

JC · 2005-08-03, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I'm still wondering why JC thinks the driver's 16.

Jackassery comes in all ages. I just have a hard time believing a 16 year old would have a car like that. Most kids w/ cars that are too fast have *stock* cars that are too fast... not cars w/ $1000's in mods. It would probably take more than a year to build that car... which means the kid started on the car before he got his license, or it's his dad's car.

Either way, I see no evidence why this particular retard is 16.

It was on the thread I took the video from.

U53D · 2005-08-03, 05:34 PM

i dont feel so bad about my driving now...

JonnydaJibba · 2005-08-04, 06:19 AM

Hahahah that was funny, what a doof. So much for using the brakes I guess.

sperry · 2005-08-04, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Hahahah that was funny, what a doof. So much for using the brakes I guess.

Once the car's moving and the backend's rotating... brakes do nothing. That car's balistic.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2005-08-04, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Once the car's moving and the backend's rotating... brakes do nothing. That car's balistic.

"If you spin, both feet in." They do something.. just not as much as when the car's going in a straight line.

sperry · 2005-08-04, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

"If you spin, both feet in." They do something.. just not as much as when the car's going in a straight line.

No matter what he did w/ the pedals and steering wheel... once the backend broke loose in that car, he was gonna hit those other cars. "Both feet in" keeps the driver from making the situation worse, but doesn't un-do the original fuck up.

JC · 2005-08-04, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

No matter what he did w/ the pedals and steering wheel... once the backend broke loose in that car, he was gonna hit those other cars. "Both feet in" keeps the driver from making the situation worse, but doesn't un-do the original fuck up.

Unless he drifted it yo.

Libila · 2005-08-04, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JC

Unless he drifted it yo.

Word

sperry · 2005-08-04, 11:55 AM

So let me get this straight... if you're drifting sideways at parked traffic, hitting the brakes is going to stop the car from hitting them?

Libila · 2005-08-04, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

So let me get this straight... if you're drifting sideways at parked traffic, hitting the brakes is going to stop the car from hitting them?

Yeah, something like that...

2005-08-02, 05:32 PM	#1
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2005-08-02, 06:08 PM	#2
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	Hahaha.. he hammered that other car. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2005-08-02, 08:20 PM	#3
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	omg, man that was fucked. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2005-08-03, 12:14 AM	#4
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2005-08-03, 01:20 AM	#6
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2005-08-03, 01:21 AM	#7
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2005-08-03, 01:50 AM	#8
ShawnS EJ251 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 540 Car: 1995 S14 Zenki	A Mustang coming at you is like a fat chick hitting on you at a bar. Seriously, though, torque gets the best of some. __________________ Either this boy has a light bulb up his ass, or his colon has a bright idea.

2005-08-03, 06:39 AM	#9
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2005-08-03, 09:19 AM	#11
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I'm still wondering why JC thinks the driver's 16. Jackassery comes in all ages. I just have a hard time believing a 16 year old would have a car like that. Most kids w/ cars that are too fast have stock cars that are too fast... not cars w/ $1000's in mods. It would probably take more than a year to build that car... which means the kid started on the car before he got his license, or it's his dad's car. Either way, I see no evidence why this particular retard is 16. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2005-08-03, 10:53 AM	#13
Libila EJ205 Real Name: Tim Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,384 Car: '94 L	Hahaha!

2005-08-03, 05:34 PM	#17
U53D EJ22 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 482 Car: '05 Aspen White STI Class: n00b Im "that one kid"	i dont feel so bad about my driving now... __________________ What the fuck does WTF mean?

2005-08-04, 06:19 AM	#18
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Hahahah that was funny, what a doof. So much for using the brakes I guess.

2005-08-04, 11:55 AM	#24
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	So let me get this straight... if you're drifting sideways at parked traffic, hitting the brakes is going to stop the car from hitting them? __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

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