I have Mental Problems - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2006-02-02, 12:43 PM

OK, so I had this dream last night, which for starters is really wierd because I haven't had a dream in a couple of years. It starts off with myself waking up in my room. I get dressed, walk outside past my parents cars but instead of them being a Civic and an S2000 they are 04, 05 STIs. I my dream I think nothing of this its like its normal. I get in my Corolla, and drive off. Then I'm on Carson st. at a stop light surrounded by 04, 05 STIs. I look around and thats all there is one the street, once again its normal in my dream, then I drive all the way from Carson, to Reno, and the entire time the only cars on the road where 04, 05 STIs. I'm one the freeway in Reno by the Hilton, traffic is backed up so it must be rush hour, and i'm surrounded by STIs (04, 05s). I'm driving to Jonny's house and the whole time 04, 05 STIs. I park between two 04, 05 STIs, walk into Jonny's house to find Jonny, and Pete playing GT4 with Buddha.

Crazy Right!

MattR · 2006-02-02, 12:45 PM

Less Weed!!!!!!!

j/k dude, that's a trippy dream all right., perhaps you're supposed to buy an Sti to fit in

Pete playing GT4 with Buddha is the best part

M3n2c3 · 2006-02-02, 12:55 PM

I wonder if Subaru figured out how to transmit ads into our dreams, like in Futurama. . .

Soon you'll be dreaming about underpants and Bachelor Chow.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-02-02, 01:00 PM

Wow that is weird Bobo. I like that you see Pete and I both having STi's, right now, I could only hope.

Bob Danger · 2006-02-02, 01:15 PM

What I didn't like was the fact that everyone else had STIs and I had an 88 Corolla.

M3n2c3 · 2006-02-02, 01:25 PM

Yeah, that sounds more like a nightmare than a dream.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-02-02, 01:25 PM

lawlz

Forgotten · 2006-02-02, 02:12 PM

Well who was winning? Me, Jonny, or Buddha?

MattR · 2006-02-02, 02:21 PM

Chuck Norris always wins.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-02-02, 02:22 PM

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

sp00ln · 2006-02-02, 05:50 PM

.... then he pinched himself and realized it wasn't a dream! IMPREZAS ARE EVERWHERE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!H!!!!!!1

Dean · 2006-02-02, 06:42 PM

[Dr. Ruth / Sigmund Freud voice, whichever floats your boat]You see, dreams of this type are brought about when the father figure, a moderator perhaps, forbids you from satisfying your impulses to post endless drivel about the Legacys, Outbacks and Tribecas you saw today in the sightings thread.

Repressing those urges forces your unconscious mind to conjure up these representations while you sleep.

If we dig a little deeper into the imagery, we can see your unconscious mind surrounding itself with what are clearly superior vehicles while your id keeps you firmly grounded in the reality of your own vehicle.

Then there is the imagery of your parent's cars, again clearly showing the an inferiority as well as a oedipal complex.

I suggest regular sessions do delve deeper into your true Impreza feelings. How are Wednesdays for you, say 3pm? [/voice]

cody · 2006-02-02, 09:12 PM

Kevin Bacon dances circles around Chuck Noris...literally.

MPREZIV · 2006-02-02, 09:54 PM

wow. where was the obscurity warning at the beginning of this thread!?

I don't think too much into dreams. If I did, I'd be off to do some odd shit! My dreams are WEIRD!

M3n2c3 · 2006-02-03, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

wow. where was the obscurity warning at the beginning of this thread!?

I don't think too much into dreams. If I did, I'd be off to do some odd shit! My dreams are WEIRD!

Can you elaborate, or would we run into some potential moral/legal issues?

MPREZIV · 2006-02-03, 07:17 AM

I always have unrealistic crap happen in my dreams! I'm being shot at, but the bullets just bounce off me. Or I'm running down the freeway, on foot mind you, blowing by traffic. Just ridiculous crap!

JonnydaJibba · 2006-02-03, 08:06 AM

What the hell?! Cory that's nuts.

MPREZIV · 2006-02-03, 08:48 AM

Oh, it gets worse, but we'd just be digging WAY too deep into my psyche going into it!

There's almost ALWAYS someone trying to kill me in my dreams tho! They never succeed, as I am a BADASS in my dreams!

I think Bobby has some deep rooted STI envy that he needs to work out...

JonnydaJibba · 2006-02-03, 09:16 AM

Bobbo isn't the only one.

GC8.Love · 2006-02-03, 09:24 AM

That's okay, I had a dream that my fiance and my friend shoved a widebody GC (22B-ish) into a really tiny room.

They tilted it on its side and walked it in through the door. O.o

Just that car in a white room.

Dunno WTF is up with that.

MPREZIV · 2006-02-03, 01:47 PM

^^^ sounds like an alright room to me!

See, like last month I had a dream that I was young again, like 9 let's say, and thus still living with my folks. My dad was turning into a bat. His arms fell off, and little wings were growing from his shoulder blades, his nose turned upright, and his feet were like little paws. As I was upset by this, my mom took me to Toys R Us and bought me a laser tag game, remember the one with the guns and the chest plate so you can shoot at eachother, yeah. SO, the laser tag has me feeling better, and I'm playing it with my cousin. I run down the hall and bump my dad, he falls down the stairs and his leg breaks in half, and slinkys come out instead of bone/blood. So I open an elec. panel in a nearby wall and take out a lit candle, and push the slinkys back in and burn the wound shut.

see, weird.

Don't feel too bad Bobby!

M3n2c3 · 2006-02-03, 01:49 PM

I had the bulletproof dreams too. I also used to have dreams often in which I could fly or jump really high. Those were always a blast.

I don't dream much these days, or if I do, I've forgotten them by the time I wake up. . .

I think one of my weirdest had me driving a car through someone's really big intestines. I think I was only 8, and didn't know what intestines would really look like. . . so they were blue in my dream.

Ezdno · 2006-02-04, 11:07 PM

I have this recurring dream, every morning about 9am I have to get up, take a shower, shave and go to work, then around 2pm I clock out...the same way every time. Its freaky man... Then I just get in my Subaru, and drive. Next day...same damn thing. Actually I had a dream once that was so vivid, I got up and spent the next hour writing it down. I think it could literally be made in to a mini series or something. I also dreamt one time that Stevie Ray Vaughn taught me how to play guitar.....that was good until the next time I picked mine up and couldnt play.

Bob Danger · 2006-02-05, 04:30 PM

I have Subaru Envy. I'm going through turbo withdralls.

sp00ln · 2006-02-05, 09:16 PM

And you want to get an early model M3... tisk tisk tisk....

2006-02-02, 12:43 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	I have Mental Problems OK, so I had this dream last night, which for starters is really wierd because I haven't had a dream in a couple of years. It starts off with myself waking up in my room. I get dressed, walk outside past my parents cars but instead of them being a Civic and an S2000 they are 04, 05 STIs. I my dream I think nothing of this its like its normal. I get in my Corolla, and drive off. Then I'm on Carson st. at a stop light surrounded by 04, 05 STIs. I look around and thats all there is one the street, once again its normal in my dream, then I drive all the way from Carson, to Reno, and the entire time the only cars on the road where 04, 05 STIs. I'm one the freeway in Reno by the Hilton, traffic is backed up so it must be rush hour, and i'm surrounded by STIs (04, 05s). I'm driving to Jonny's house and the whole time 04, 05 STIs. I park between two 04, 05 STIs, walk into Jonny's house to find Jonny, and Pete playing GT4 with Buddha. Crazy Right! __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-02-02, 12:45 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Less Weed!!!!!!! j/k dude, that's a trippy dream all right., perhaps you're supposed to buy an Sti to fit in Pete playing GT4 with Buddha is the best part __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-02-02, 12:55 PM	#3
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	I wonder if Subaru figured out how to transmit ads into our dreams, like in Futurama. . . Soon you'll be dreaming about underpants and Bachelor Chow. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-02-02, 01:00 PM	#4
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Wow that is weird Bobo. I like that you see Pete and I both having STi's, right now, I could only hope. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-02-02, 01:15 PM	#5
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	What I didn't like was the fact that everyone else had STIs and I had an 88 Corolla. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-02-02, 01:25 PM	#6
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	Yeah, that sounds more like a nightmare than a dream. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-02-02, 01:25 PM	#7
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	lawlz __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-02-02, 02:12 PM	#8
Forgotten EJ22 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 348 Car: 05 STi	Well who was winning? Me, Jonny, or Buddha?

2006-02-02, 02:21 PM	#9
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Chuck Norris always wins. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-02-02, 02:22 PM	#10
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-02-02, 05:50 PM	#11
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	.... then he pinched himself and realized it wasn't a dream! IMPREZAS ARE EVERWHERE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!H!!!!!!1 __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

2006-02-02, 06:42 PM	#12
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	[Dr. Ruth / Sigmund Freud voice, whichever floats your boat]You see, dreams of this type are brought about when the father figure, a moderator perhaps, forbids you from satisfying your impulses to post endless drivel about the Legacys, Outbacks and Tribecas you saw today in the sightings thread. Repressing those urges forces your unconscious mind to conjure up these representations while you sleep. If we dig a little deeper into the imagery, we can see your unconscious mind surrounding itself with what are clearly superior vehicles while your id keeps you firmly grounded in the reality of your own vehicle. Then there is the imagery of your parent's cars, again clearly showing the an inferiority as well as a oedipal complex. I suggest regular sessions do delve deeper into your true Impreza feelings. How are Wednesdays for you, say 3pm? [/voice] __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2006-02-02, 09:12 PM	#13
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Kevin Bacon dances circles around Chuck Noris...literally. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-02-02, 09:54 PM	#14
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	wow. where was the obscurity warning at the beginning of this thread!? I don't think too much into dreams. If I did, I'd be off to do some odd shit! My dreams are WEIRD! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-02-03, 07:17 AM	#16
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	I always have unrealistic crap happen in my dreams! I'm being shot at, but the bullets just bounce off me. Or I'm running down the freeway, on foot mind you, blowing by traffic. Just ridiculous crap! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-02-03, 08:06 AM	#17
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	What the hell?! Cory that's nuts. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-02-03, 08:48 AM	#18
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Oh, it gets worse, but we'd just be digging WAY too deep into my psyche going into it! There's almost ALWAYS someone trying to kill me in my dreams tho! They never succeed, as I am a BADASS in my dreams! I think Bobby has some deep rooted STI envy that he needs to work out... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-02-03, 09:16 AM	#19
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Bobbo isn't the only one. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-02-03, 09:24 AM	#20
GC8.Love EJ22 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 339 Car: '01 STM Impreza 2.5 RS ; '96 "Junior Mints" colored Impreza Brighton - "Bowl of Wet Spaghetti" Class: We got classes?	That's okay, I had a dream that my fiance and my friend shoved a widebody GC (22B-ish) into a really tiny room. They tilted it on its side and walked it in through the door. O.o Just that car in a white room. Dunno WTF is up with that.

2006-02-03, 01:47 PM	#21
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	^^^ sounds like an alright room to me! See, like last month I had a dream that I was young again, like 9 let's say, and thus still living with my folks. My dad was turning into a bat. His arms fell off, and little wings were growing from his shoulder blades, his nose turned upright, and his feet were like little paws. As I was upset by this, my mom took me to Toys R Us and bought me a laser tag game, remember the one with the guns and the chest plate so you can shoot at eachother, yeah. SO, the laser tag has me feeling better, and I'm playing it with my cousin. I run down the hall and bump my dad, he falls down the stairs and his leg breaks in half, and slinkys come out instead of bone/blood. So I open an elec. panel in a nearby wall and take out a lit candle, and push the slinkys back in and burn the wound shut. see, weird. Don't feel too bad Bobby! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-02-03, 01:49 PM	#22
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	I had the bulletproof dreams too. I also used to have dreams often in which I could fly or jump really high. Those were always a blast. I don't dream much these days, or if I do, I've forgotten them by the time I wake up. . . I think one of my weirdest had me driving a car through someone's really big intestines. I think I was only 8, and didn't know what intestines would really look like. . . so they were blue in my dream. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential Last edited by M3n2c3; 2006-02-03 at 01:52 PM.

2006-02-04, 11:07 PM	#23
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	I have this recurring dream, every morning about 9am I have to get up, take a shower, shave and go to work, then around 2pm I clock out...the same way every time. Its freaky man... Then I just get in my Subaru, and drive. Next day...same damn thing. Actually I had a dream once that was so vivid, I got up and spent the next hour writing it down. I think it could literally be made in to a mini series or something. I also dreamt one time that Stevie Ray Vaughn taught me how to play guitar.....that was good until the next time I picked mine up and couldnt play. __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2006-02-05, 04:30 PM	#24
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	I have Subaru Envy. I'm going through turbo withdralls. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-02-05, 09:16 PM	#25
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	And you want to get an early model M3... tisk tisk tisk.... __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

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